It was a brand new day for our favorite saiyan dude, but it was already a bad one. Having succumbed to his mother for the one thousand seven hundred eighty ninth time, he was already in a dark mood. Throw school into the mix and ya'll might have an idea on how he was feeling.

There was someone in the afterlife that was out to get him, Gohan could swear by it. Whether it was Raditz, Frieza, Cell, or one of the many henchmen that hated his guts, he didn't know, but he at least could narrow it down to that much.

Now which one could it be?

However, the demi-saiyan didn't have much time to ponder this as he was assaulted with the babble of the resident blond.

"Hey Gohan! Changed your mind about the dance?" Erasa yelled out right next to hyper sensitive saiyan hearing, leaving the saiyan in question deaf for all of three seconds before he made the mistake to have her repeat that.

Once again, Erasa repeated herself, maintaining the high frequency of her voice that returned the saiyan back to deafness for four seconds this time. Fortunately for our dying brained saiyan, Videl stepped in before he could ask Erasa to repeat herself.

"Geez Gohan, Erasa's just asking if you changed your mind about the stupid dance."

Letting this process through his mind, the word dance trigger something familiar, souring his mood further. "Yeah I'm going," Gohan said, then mumbled unintelligible "against my will."

Hold the presses. A genius said something unintelligible? Well ain't that an oxymoron.

Surprised, both girls blinked, letting this news settle in their heads, and then blinked some more. Slowly but surely, a light bulb lit up in Videl's head while a lamp lit up in Erasa's.

"You're…going to the dance?" Videl asked unsure. When had this guy changed his mind?

Sighing…loudly…Gohan answered "Yeah, my mom's making me. Said something about meeting people."

Suddenly a loud shriek rendered everyone within the vicinity a headache that even Tylenol couldn't cure. "This is great!" Erasa shrieked. "I can't wait to see what you'll come as!"

Staring blankly, Gohan just slowly nodded his head. He wasn't sure what this blond was babbling about but if he knew women, it was just safe to look stupid and nod his head.

Just like he did with everything else.

"Well, I gotta go now. Need to find out when this thing is," the saiyan said oh so coolly. Anything to get away from these…uhhh…people.

"I can tell you that one cutie!" the blond girl said. "It's tomorrow night, so you need to hurry up with your costume and make up and shoes and..." so on and so forth as the girl continued to name things that I have no idea about.

Meanwhile, Gohan and Videl had tuned her out by the time Erasa had said the word need. Somewhere during the list, the demi-saiyan looked at Videl to make sure she had some kind of attention on her friend before he so stealthily slipped away.

After rounding the nearest corner, Gohan let out a deep breath. Finally something was going his way, if anything had ever gone that way in the first place. Maybe today wouldn't be so bad.

"And where do you think you're sneaking off to?"

Our loveable saiyan froze, his skin turning blue and icicles hanging from his nose…uhh, whoops, didn't mean that literally. Let's back that up.

Our loveable saiyan froze at the sound of the voice. Yeah, that sounds better.

Slowly turning around, the frightened Gohan came face to face with the ever persistent Videl (honestly, who didn't see this coming?).

"Uhhh, I was…going to get a soda?" Gohan tried, hoping against hope and what ever was greater than that that the Satan girl would take the excuse.

Naturally, she didn't. "Is that a fact? Then why is it the soda machines are the opposite direction?"

Damn, why did this girl have to be so smart? It was starting to make his genius brain hurt. So in times like these, the saiyan told the lamest story he possibly could and run down the hall as fast as he could with Videl hot on his trail.

"Well, I thought I was thirsty and turns out I'm really not and class is about to start so I need to get going so bye," the saiyan said before running down the hall as fast as he possibly could, leaving Videl to watch him rushing down the corridor.

Wait for it…

"Hey Gohan! Get back here! I'm not done with you yet!" the daughter of Satan screamed, running after the fleeing saiyan.

Am I good or what?

Repeatedly turning corners, trying to vainly lose his pursuer, passing a still blubbering Erasa as she continued with her list, Gohan was becoming more and more panicked. Why couldn't this devil girl leave him alone? And why was he running around in circles? Did he just pass Erasa again? Why did that bathroom look familiar? What was that smell? Did somebody fart? What's for dinner? Why am I writing a bunch of questions that have absolutely nothing to do with this chase?

Getting back on track, instead of rounding the usual corner, Gohan found himself in a much less crowded hallway. Putting on a bit more speed, the demi-saiyan raced down the corridor; turning around at the end of it and wish he hadn't.

Despite every thing he had down to lose the Satan girl, she was still hot on his tail, screaming her head off. What ever the reason was for her keeping her head on was as mysterious as women themselves.

And you ladies know what I'm talking about.

Turning the corner, Gohan soon came to a stop, his eyes widening.

He was caught in a dead end. Before him a large window let in the rays of the sun into the dull looking building. To his left where two doors that marked girls' and boys' restrooms. To the right was a lonely trashcan that was half full with the trash stuff that trashcans carry.

And that was the only witness to the horrors that would happen to our poor demi-saiyan.

"There's nowhere left to run Gohan…I have you right where I want you," a very low, very victorious voice said from behind him.

Turning around, Gohan saw (surprise, surprise) Videl, standing prideful with her hands on her hips, a smirk on her face.

Oh crap.

Taking a step towards the frightened saiyan, which resulted in said saiyan taking a step back, Videl started her interrogation. "Now Gohan, I have a couple questions that I want to ask you. You can either answer me honestly or not honestly. If you answer truthfully, no harm, no foul; but if you don't answer truthfully, you will feel more pain than you could ever imagine. It's your choice."

All the while, Gohan grew paler and paler. While he had no idea what Videl wanted to know, it didn't sound like it would be good for his health.

Trying to understand what Videl meant by pain, the meek boy asked "More pain than Sharpner?"

"More."

"A frying pan?"

"More."

"A frying pan to Sharpner's face?"

"Even more than that."

If it wasn't for his eyeballs being firmly attached to his head, Gohan would've sworn they would've popped out, roll around on the ground for a bit while he tried to search for them, find them and put them in backwards, wonder why everything looked weird, then put them in right.

Well, that was imaginative.

Suddenly, the boys' bathroom door swung open and out walked an ever pompous Sharpner. Somehow coming up with a last minute idea, Gohan grabbed the blond dude and held him in front of him like a human shield. Hopefully, Videl would react to this nuisance.

Sharpner, on the other hand, didn't know why the saiyan had pulled him in front of him. He would've showed that Mountain Boy a thing or two for even thinking about touching his ever growing greatness and beauty, but fortunately for him, Videl just happened to be right in front of him. Hmmm, could it be that Mountain Boy was claiming that he, Sharper, was Videl's one and only true love like in all of those sappy chick flick thingies that chicks liked watching?

Of course! That could be the only reasonable…reason. Finally Mountain Boy was admitting his inferiorities…wait, what did inferiorities mean?

No matter, that didn't matter right now. At the moment, he had a babe to win over. It was time to use his ever irresistible, what ever that word means, charm to seduce the girl of his and every adolescent boy's wet dream.

"Hey babe, I see you've been looking for me. Well, here I am and ready to burn the place down from our hotness."

This, as you probably can already guess, had the complete 180 degree affect on Videl. Almost immediately (you can time it if you like), Videl's vision went completely red, the only thing her brain telling her to do was eliminate the target known as Sharpner.

Starting her death march, Videl raised her arms, her fingers curling to look like talons.

Sharpner, of course, mistook this for Videl wanting a hug. So he so graciously spread his arms for the bodacious goddess to leap into.

However, the moment her hands clamped down on his neck, our blond dude knew something was wrong.

Damn, it took him that long to figure it out?

What happened next was so violent, so twisted, so gory, so full of censorship violations that I dare not write them down for fear of damaging the minds of all of you young folk.

But if you want to know anyway, go to www. videlmanglingsharpner. com and see it for yourself.

But don't tell anyone that I told you that.

Once Videl had disposed of the corpse that was Sharpner, her rage dying down somewhat; the Satan girl looked around for her original quarry, only finding a broken window instead.

Looking out of the window, Videl saw to her dismay that Gohan was hightailing it off of the campus, a dust cloud rising from dirt being kicked up from his running.

"Gohan! Get back here! You still have to answer my questions! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!" Videl yelled at her fleeing target. Damn it, she had failed again to interrogate that blasted Son. But you could bet fifty to one odds that she wouldn't give up, no siree Bob. That guy was going down like food on a buffet with a fat man attacking it.

She was just gonna have to change tactics was all.

To dbzfan952: All shall be revealed sooner or later...that is if I remember to reveal them.