621's Revenge!

When a thought enters a person's head, it can grow large and strong enough that it overpowers the rest of the mind and becomes the only thing one can think about. And one of the most parasitic thoughts is the idea of revenge. Consumed by such thoughts was one of Dr. Jumba's experiments, numbered 621. 621 was a darker shade of blue than 626 AKA Stitch was, and he had been beaten by his higher numbered cousin in the past. Since then, all he could think about was getting even with the one who caused him so much grief a long time ago.

He was currently sitting on a beach in Hawaii, casually staring out at the gentle waves. He had heard 626 moved in with and befriended a human girl by the name of Lilo Pelekai.

"It's not fair," he thought to himself, "Why should that jerk be able to have everything? I wish there was a way I could just make him disappear…" As he was thinking that, a certain thought entered his head. There was in fact a method he could use to get back at the two of them. One that didn't require much planning. He just had to find where they were and get each of them alone.

It was going to be glorious…..

…..

Lilo and Stitch were playing a simple game of catch in a nearby park. Stitch had to deliberately play at lower strength otherwise he risked throwing the ball a whole mile at once.

"Go long Stitch!" Lilo exclaimed, winding up for a shot.

"IH!" Stitch replied, running back as Lilo tossed it. What neither of them saw was Experiment 621 hiding in a bush….and also that Stitch was headed right for that very same bush. He waited until Stitch got closer…..and closer….

And CLOSER!

"Yoink!" 621 exclaimed as he suddenly grabbed Stitch by his paws and lifted him up.

"Stitch?! What the heck's going on?!" Lilo exclaimed as she saw another one of the experiments grab her friend.

621 wasn't going to waste any time with monologues or bragging, he had a desire of vengeance to fulfill. He held his maw open wide as Stitch's squirming form was dangled above it.

"REVENGE!" he shouted as he dropped Stitch inside and quickly sloshed him around in his maw. Stitch tried to climb his way back out but 621's tongue was quite mighty. He could tell this cousin of his had trained since the last time they encountered each other. This fight was completely one-sided.

Lilo watched in terror as 621 swallowed Stitch down with a wicked SuHLuP! Soon, her best friend was a mere bulge in his now extended stomach. She knew she had no other option but to turn and run.

"Oh, you're not getting away!" 621 exclaimed, leaping into the air and landing on Lilo, pinning her to the ground. She had even less of a chance that Stitch did at fighting 621 off, and soon she joined him in his cousin's belly.

"Ahhh…..revenge is so satisfying," 621 grinned, sitting down on a park bench to relax and take in his meal. What he wasn't aware of was that his latest feast had a witness. Myrtle, Lilo's former rival-turned-friend had seen what he had done and rushed back to the Pelekai residence.

….

"Myrtle, what's gotten into you?" Nani, Lilo's sister asked as her sister's friend came dashing in at a breakneck pace.

"Lilo…..Stitch….gobbled up….evil alien….." Myrtle panted.

Nani went wide-eyed. She had gradually begun to accept that aliens saw her sister as food, but never once had she seen or heard any of them be so malicious about it. Nani wanted to faint, but she knew she couldn't. She went to Jumba and described the alien Myrtle had seen.

"621…..I was afraid he may cause trouble again. He betrayed me in the past, you see," the evil scientist explained.

Nani felt like she was going pale. Does this mean…her sister and Stitch were doomed?

"Don't worry, he can't harm her," Jumba explained quickly to relieve her nerves, "He was among the ones I modified."

"Why did you modify him if he gave you trouble?!" Nani shouted.

Jumba sighed. "He's still one of Stitch's family, flaws and all," he said.

Nani reluctantly nodded and headed down to the kitchen. She had to deal with 621 herself, and she kne the tools to use.

…..

621 had just been about to enjoy another course, Experiment 007, aka Gigi, who was Myrtle's friend.

"PUT. HER. DOWN!" Nani growled, armed with a rolling pin and frying pan.

"And just what are you going to do about it?" 621 laughed.

Nani clenched her teeth. "You're gonna pay for eating my sister," she vowed, ready to strike.

Jumba watched as Nani leapt into action. To his surprise, she began kicking his ass. "I would make joke about a human female is most efficient when working with kitchen utensils, but that would be both inappropriate and stereotypical."

Nani had done a good number on 621. Frankly, earlier she would have been angry enough to kill him, but she remembered how Lilo preferred to deal with the troublesome experiments.

"Listen…" she said matronly, putting her hand on Experiment 621's shoulder, "You don't have to be evil. You don't have to be lonely in the world. All your cousins…..they were able to find ways to help the world with their powers. You can be just like that."

621 never thought it could come to this, but he felt guilty about what he had done. He turned back to the older Pelekai sister. "I'm sorry," he said, "How can I make this up to you?"

"Spit out my sister and Stitch," Nani smiled with a warm chuckle, "And then we can work on finding you a new place."

621 nodded happily. "Sure thing, just…look away please." He walked over to the bush where he had grabbed Stitch and began to cough the two of them back up. His retching sounds were somewhat painful to listen to, but he was soon able to release the human girl and her alien best friend.

"You did the right thing, even if it is kinda gross…." She admitted, seeing the two of them free again, even if covered in stomach acid and saliva.

…

Nani had borrowed a wagon from Myrtle so she could give Lilo and Stitch a cozy ride back to their home. At the Pelekai residence, she softly gave the two of them baths and then placed them both in Lilo's bed.

A couple of hours later, the duo awoke.

"What a crazy dream…." Stitch yawned.

"I don't think it was a dream, Stitch," Lilo replied as she saw 621 standing next to Nani.

Lilo's sister began to tell her a little story. A tale about how Myrtle saw them get eaten and rushed to warn her. A story where she armed herself with cooking utensils and was able to whoop the bad experiment's butt. And a story where for some reason Pleakley was trying to sake selfies during the whole affair.

"Thanks for saving us Nani," Lilo smiled, giving Nani a hug.

"Don't mention it, I will always save you, little sis," Nani assured.

It was then everyone heard a nervous coughing sound. Lilo looked and saw 621 feeling bad about what he had done to them. "I'm sorry I ate the two of you so cruelly," he apologized, "I let desires of revenge get the best of me, and went further than I ever should."

"It's ok," Lilo said softly, "The important thing is that you realize what you did was wrong and now you want to make up for it."

621 felt comforted by that remark. He then turned to Stitch. "No hard feelings…..cousin?" he asked his family.

"No hard feelings," Stitch affirmed, the two shaking paws.

…..

The next day, Lilo, Stitch, and Experiment 621 were walking along the beach outside the house. It was a lovely day, and 621 was getting used to being on the side of good.

Lilo had decided that he shouldn't be identified by just his number anymore and felt he should be given a name. After much discussion, they settled on calling him "Chopsuey."

"Gotta admit, I kind of like it," Chopsuey said, proud of his new name as he and the best friends sat down on the sand to watch the lovely sunset before them. He could get used to this, this was truly the happiest he had felt in life.