Well I just realized that I like to say cucumber. I know, you're proud of me too.
And I finally understand what XD means! My life is complete!
Now that I'm done talking to myself, I shall infiltrate the first page, take out all the guards, and then move on to obtain the story. I may not come out alive, so If I don't I shall respawn myself. Let's move out!
Don't ask
Please don't ask……..
Three hundred feet above land, in a cargo plane circling around the island…
"Well Jenkins, it looks like we've been hired to star in another chapter, what are you're thoughts about this?" asked the Troy, with all his slicked back hair goodness.
"Well, Troy, I think the expectations are about as good as anyone's at this point in time, anyone could come out victorious." Replied Jenkins, in all his chubby roundness.
"Indeed." Troy took out a portable laptop, "Jenkins, did you know this laptop can show everything and everyone on that island?"
"Did you know this laptop has secret government information stored inside?" Jenkins said pulling out a FBI agent.
"Sir, please refrain from calling me a laptop." The agent said sternly.
"Such a nice day for a walk in the park eh? We couldn't have chosen a better time." Jenkins said, storing his "laptop" back into a briefcase.
"I couldn't agree more."
And then they sipped their coffee.
Teal then walked in from the back room, "I didn't hire you to sip coffee, say something funny!"
"Yes, the youth of today sure don't know what it means to work hard." Troy said, agreeing with Jenkins on the subject that never seemed to come up.
Then they sipped more coffee.
"No, you're supposed to say something funny!" Teal commanded.
"Hey Troy," Jenkins asked to his friend.
"Yea Jenkins?"
"Remember that one time where we dropped anvils onto an unsuspecting wedding ceremony?"
"How could I forget?" Troy replied laughing at their inside joke that no one will ever understand.
Teal sighed and jumped off the back of the plane and pulled out his parachute.
Again, they sipped more coffee.
Roknae tribe day 25
"So hungry..." Fox moaned, rubbing his stomach
"Then eat some of the trout we just caught." Pikachu said, pointing toward the trout that they had indeed, just caught.
Fox looked over at Pikachu strangely. He then started drooling.
"Fox?"
"Don't try and talk your way out of this one Mr. Cheeseburger!" Fox said, getting up and walking cautiously toward Mr. Cheeseburger.
"Cheeseburger? You think I'm a cheeseburger? I don't look anything like a cheeseburger. Maybe nachos, I like nachos. But Luigi looks more like a cheesebur…"
Before Pikachu could finish the sentence, Fox was already hightailing Pikachu.
"No! Bad Fox bad! Get! Shoo!"
Dk and Mewtwo watched the chase while they were sitting by the fire eating the trout they caught.
"I say, I still remember the time my brother ate a banana flavored fruit gusher." Dk said laughing.
"What happened?" Mewtwo asked.
"I ate his head."
Mewtwo laughed at DK's joke.
"How could you laugh, I bit my brothers head off! I say, he's dead now, and you laugh in his grave?" Dk cried.
"I'm not 'in his grave'." Mewtwo corrected then realized that he was standing in a bucket of poisonous mushroom.
"OH NOES I'M ELLERGYC!" Mewtwo yelled in awfulspelling. Hethencoughed for awhile,then died.
"Hmm…" Dk took out a banana flavored fruit gusher, and shoved it down Mewtwos throat. In a matter seconds, Mewtwo's head became a banana. A banana that a certain ape likes to eat. An ape that was quite hungry. And a hunger that would never be calmed!
Later on, Mewtwo's head was gone...
"You have just entered the Twilight Zone." Said a Mr. Saturn, passing by on his way to work.
Chutton Tribe day 25
"No really, what does P.S. mean?" Ness asked to Roy.
"Dude, I already told you, I don't know."
"Maybe it means Personal sausage." Y. Link suggested.
"You could be right." Ness pondered.
"Or it could be, like, People suck." Roy said.
Ness and Y. Link stared for a minute at Roy's emo-licious attitude.
"Nah, I doubt it."
"I know!" Ness exclaimed, "It means Pro-Skater!"
Suddenly Tony Hawk fell from the sky and landed on a near by half-pipe busting some killer moves to the extreme...err…yo?
"Verb, it's what you do." Tony said after landing a super mc-variable twist on the McDonalds dollar menu.
Tony Hawk then fell into the sky and disappeared.
"That Tony…" Y. Link said, getting sentimental, "He always tells it like it is…"
Challenge Time!
"Hey everyone!" Teal said, as he parachuted down from the sky.
"I thought you were sucked down into the fiery bowls of hell?" Samus asked.
"One would guess that, but I actually had a splendid time with Jigglypuff and the rest of the castaways in an Oompa Loompa factory eating pizza.
"Oh of course," She said, unable to see why she hadn't known that.
"So anyways, in this challenge…"
"PTERODACTYL!" Everyone screamed pointing toward the giant pterodactyl flapping its wings over head.
"SCREECH HAW!" screeched the pterodactyl.
"ARGH!" screamed the survivors.
"SCREECH HAW!" screeched the pterodactyl.
"ARGH!" screamed the survivors.
"SCREECH HAW!" screeched the pterodactyl.
"You have just entered the Twilight Zone." Said a Mr. Saturn, passing by on his way to work.
Then they sipped coffee.
…
…
The pterodactyl flew away to attend to his funky jam disco party he was hosting.
"Yea, so like I was saying, this challenge will be one to test your strength, mind, and whatever else has to do with the elements of the body and soul. Your fellow outcasts have come back to challenge all of you, and if you lose…"
"PTERODACTYL!" Everyone screamed pointing toward the giant pterodactyl flapping its wings over head.
The same scene happened again.
"Uh…yea, so if you lose, you'll all die a painful miserable death and the outcasts would then take over the show."
"I didn't sign up for this!" Link yelled from his team.
At the silence of nobody knowing what to say another pterodactyl came flying down.
"PTERODACTYL!" Everyone screamed pointing toward the giant pterodactyl flapping its wings over head.
A pile of anvils fell from the sky and onto the pterodactyl, cracking through its skull.
Everyone laughed at how fortunate they were not to have gotten eaten by a pterodactyl.
Everyone screamed in fear as the pterodactyl fell from the sky and onto them.
All the pterodactyls at the funky jam disco party began to wonder what ill fated tragedy had befallen their friend Terry.
Troy and Jenkins sipped more coffee.
Teal smashed his heads down on a wooden table in front of him designed intentionally for hand smashing, "Enough distractions! There will be three tribes racing in this obstacle course, if both tribes beat the outcasts, then I get to keep my job. If not, you all die."
Another rift to hell opened up in the sand, and up came the outcasts competing. Pichu, Popo, Zelda, Peach, Yoshi, Gannondorf, and Jigglypuff.
"Mufufufufu! You're so gonna lose you poopy heads!" Jigglypuff taunted.
"Nuh-uh! You're gonna lose, you fat…poopy head!" Y. Link yelled back.
"No you're the poopy head!" Jiggly replied.
"No, you are!"
"You are!"
"Enough!" Teal shouted, smashing his hands on the smashing hand table, "You will all be locked in a cage, and the only way to get out is by using these sticks and thread. You will have to tie the sticks together and pick up the key a few feet from the door. Once you have the key, unlock yourself and run through the maze of ropes. After crawling through you will have to jump across this lake on these little platforms. There is only one route of platforms, so the teams will have to battle out who gets across first. If you fall in the water, you have to start again. After the platforms, use the key you got from the cage on that chest, holding your team flag inside. As soon as you have your team's flag, you will climb up that ladder, and then jump into a pit of plastic multi colored balls. Then, climb out and run to you're teams mat. Survivors ready?"
"Aren't we supposed to be locked in the cages first?"
"Uh…yea, get inside."
Short intermission!
"Survivors ready?" Teal asked seeing as though the teams were inside their cages, "GO!"
Each team ran for the sticks and rope and got to work. The outcasts, instead, used Yoshi's tongue to pick up their key.
"Good job Yoshi!" Zelda said, patting Yoshi on the back.
"Cheaters!" Y. Link cried from behind his teams bars.
"Kirby, suck the key in!" Samus said picking him up and shoving him into the bars.
"Alright, alright, you don't have to push me, I'm a delicate creation."
Kirby sucked in the key, spit it out, and unlocked the door, a little behind the outcasts.
"Uh…Pikachu use your powers to get the key!" Captain falcon exclaimed, throwing Pikachu at the bars nearest to the key.
"Falcon, I can't use any powers to pull it closer!" Pikachu shouted, pushing Falcon down.
"Cranky pants…" Falcon said, pulling himself back up.
Then, door cage door creaked open and the tribe saw Mewtwo standing at the door with the key.
"Telekinetic powers has its perks." Mewtwo said suavely.
By the time Roknae got to the rope maze, the Outcasts were halfway through, with Chutton not far behind.
"These ropes have a mind of their own!" Peach said, getting tangled up in the chords of rope.
"Just crawl through them you imbecile, we're going to lose our lead!" Jigglypuff commanded, trying to pull her through. In a few minutes, Chutton caught up and were moving ahead, Roknae not far behind. Another few minutes and Chutton was out of the ropes and Peach was untangled, now neck and neck with Roknae.
Chutton tribe ran up to the platforms resting in water and began to jump across. By the time 4 tribes men had jumped across, the other two tribes caught up. Roy, Kirby, Falco, and Samus were already across, and now Y. Link, Pichu and Fox were next. Y. Link jumped, but Fox tripped Y. Link into the water. Pichu took this opportunity to jump his way across. After more jumps, trips, wrestling and tea sipping, it came down to 1 person from each tribe that had not crossed. Bowser had fallen off the platform every time he tried to cross and Gannon and Dk were just as bad.
"I do believe that this might be a problem trying to cross." Dk said, observing the platforms.
"I reckon' it be too' pard'ner." Gannon said looking scared, "I ain't know nutin' 'bout swimming neither."
"At least you guys haven't fallen off every time." Bowser said irritably.
"Who wants to go next then, eh?" Dk asked as Bowser jumped the platforms again.
"Guess that be answer'n you're quest'in then." Gannon said in a horrible effort to sound southern.
"You have most definitely got to work on that accent of yours mate."
"Speak for yo' self pard'ner."
Gannon then jumped on the platforms after Bowser, and Dk next. Miraculously, Bowser didn't trip on his own feet and made it across. Chutton ran to their chest. The outcasts and Roknae ran up to their chest less then 3 seconds behind.
Chutton shoved the key into the lock, opened it, and took out their flag and headed on.
On the other hand, Peach couldn't figure out how to put her key in her lock.
"It doesn't fit! I swears!" Peach said with an extra s to make it sound more serious.
"Peach you're putting it in backwardss!" Jigglypuff said with an extra s to sound more realistic.
"There goes Rocknae! We have to get goings!" Popo said with an extra s to sound more dramatic.
Troy and Jenkins dropped more anvils, with an extra s to make anvils sound more plural. An anvil hit the chest, cracking it open giving the outcast a much needed stroke of luck.
Chutton had gotten to the plastic ball pit and had already sent Ness inside. Roknae had just had Pikachu jump in, and the Outcasts pushedPopo in. After awhile, Kirby was left on Chutton, Luigi and Jigglypuff were going to be climbing out soon and Capt. Falcon and Peach waited to jump in.
"Wish me luck!" Kirby said as Peach and Falcon saluted the brave soul.
Kirby dived in the treacherous pit and Luigi and Jigglypuff just got out of the pit on the other side gasping for breath.
"Here goes!" Capt. Falcon said jumping into the pit of colors.
Peach stood hesitantly.
"Peach come on!" Jigglypuff yelled across the way.
"But…I can't…I can't swim…" Peach admitted.
"What do you mean you can't swim? Peach, you swam in plenty of challenges before!"
"But those colorful balls…they're so threatening...and menacing…I'll just get my Toads to do it for me." Peach said, throwing a toad into the pit. The toad screamed in agony and disintegrated as his flesh touched the hot plastic burning in the sun.
"No Peach, that won't work! Get you're butt in there!" Jiggly commanded.
"How about this turnip?" Peach asked, throwing a smiling turnip into the pit.
"NO! Get over here now!"
"But…my parents...they went into a ball pit…and they never returned." Peach confessed crying.
"Oh my…I'm so sorry, I didn't know." Jigglypuff said sympathetically.
"But Peach, what would you're parents want you to do? Don't you think they would want you to conquer your fear of colorful plastic ball pits?"
"But their will told me whatever I do, stay away from these things! It also said if someone says some cheesy line like "Don't you think they would want you to conquer your fear of colorful plastic ball pits?" that I shouldn't listen to them!"
"Nice going," Zelda said to Yoshi.
"Think of the Oompa Loompa's back at home, they look up to you, what would they think if you came back defeated?" Jigglypuff yelled.
"Fine." Peach said, lifting her head, looking determined, "For the Oompa Loompas!" Peach jumped into the pit of plastic with a graceful dive.
After 10 minutes, Kirby had already climbed out, and Chutton had reached their mat. They only waited on the other two tribes who were still waiting on Capt. Falcon and Peach.
20 minutes later, movement was seen under the balls. Then the helmet of Capt. Falcon floated to the top. No one could tell if he was under it or not. After 5 more minutes, it seemed that Falcon had only just lost his helmet.
15 more minutes later, they all began to wonder where the two could've possibly gone.
Then, Capt. Falcon walked out of the forest behind all of the and walked up to his tribe.
"Watcha guys up to?" He asked.
"Waiting for you to come out, can you give us an estimate?" Link asked.
"Maybe another hour, I got stuff to do."
"Falcon!" Pikachu yelled, "What the heck are you doing here!"
"Well, I noticed I lost my helmet so I came to get it back." He said reaching in the pit for his helmet.
"Where did you go anyways?" Fox asked.
"Well, you see, there was this amazing sale over at Wal-Mart, so I just had to go. I got this cool little air freshener for fifteen cents!" He said, holding up a pine tree freshener.
"Well-a come on-a let's go!" Luigi said, urging his team along.
"Alright, alright," Capt. Falcon said, following the rest to the tribal mat.
"The original teams win reward!" Teal exclaimed happy he didn't have to rewrite the story to make sure they did win.
"You guys got lucky!" Jigglypuff shouted, "Wait till next time!"
"Before you go though, I was wondering, where is Mario?" Teal asked.
"Well…No one really likes Mario, so we chained him to the wall with Mr. Shatner." Jiggly explained.
"Ah, well, see you guys some other time."
Everyone waved goodbye and the outcasts opened the ground and went back to their homes in hell.
Chutton Tribe day 26.
"That challenge was too close, eh Samus?" Falco asked, trying to make a friendly conversation.
"Shut up." Samus said sternly.
"Why can't you ever be nice?"
"Because…My parents died in a pit of colorful pit of plastic balls too." Samus said turning away from Falco dramatically.
"Is there…anything I can do?" Falco asked.
"They're dead, what do you think!" She shouted.
"I..I'm sorry." Falco said walking away.
A little while later, Kirby was walking back to camp with the fish he caught and heard a door bell. He waddled over to the single door erected in the sand that Mario had made.
"Hello?" Kirby asked politely, opening the door.
"Hi, I'm Harvey Johnson, and I'm here to tell you about the benefits of making delicious pie."
"How did you get here…?" Kirby asked skeptically.
"Well," Harvey started, chuckling, "There was this great sale on planes at Wal-Mart."
"Oh, well we don't want any go home." Kirby slammed the door shut.
Before he could walk away, the door bell rang again. Kirby opened it.
"I said we don't want any."
"But I didn't tell you the benefits yet."
"I don't want anything you're selling, so please leave."
"Pie is very healthy for you, and the latest discoveries in pie minerals suggest that they might prevent such diseases as Cancer, Alzheimers, and Tuberculosis."
"No." Kirby slammed the door shut again.
A few seconds later the door bell rang again. Kirby once again opened the door. Harvey stood there with a fake moustache.
"Well hello there good man," He said trying to sound British.
"NO!" The door was slammed shut again.
The door bell chimed again.
"WE DON'T ACCEPT YOUR KIND!" Kirby shouted at the door to door salesman.
But the salesman had left and in his place stood Kirby's mother with a tray of freshly baked cookies. She was now crying.
"Mother?"
"I was only trying to be a good mother…" She said, whimpering.
"No, no, I thought you were someone else, how did you get here?"
"Well…" She started, holding back her tears, " There was this great sale on speed boats at Wal-mart…"
Challenge time!
"Hello everyone, and I'd like to congratulate you both on winning the last reward challenge."
"What did we-a win anyways?" Luigi asked.
"Well, you didn't lose you're chance of winning a million dollars…"
"Oh-a…What happened to-a Peach too-a?"
"She drowned in the pit of plastic colorful balls. Anywho, your challenge will be to cross these really skinny logs and pick up your teams colored flag on the other side. You'll have to then cross back over to your teams' platform. Since the logs intersect each other at a point, the 2 members of the team must fight each other. If you fall into the water you must put the flag back if you're holding one and the next team member must go out. First team to 7 wins. Survivors ready? Go!"
Samus went out first along with Luigi. Luigi passed the intersection without having to meet up with Samus. He got the flag and went back to his platform. Samus had a hard time balancing and was just passed the intersection. Fox, who was next, ran up to Samus and tried to push her off. Alas, Fox just face planted himself into her suit and fell of into the water.
She got the flag and when she was on her way back, Dk was met at the intersection. He chose to let Samus by instead of fighting. Dk got the flag and Chutton then sent out Bowser. The minute he stepped on the log he fell off. Dk ran back to his platform and both teams set out a member. Link and Falco ran to the intersection. Link tried thrusting his sword into Falco, but Falco kicked the sword into the water and then finished Link off with roundhouse kick. Falco got his flag and ran back to the platform.
Again, both teams sent out another player. Pikachu was advancing to the flag and Kirby was too. They ended up meeting each other and Kirby just jumped over Pikachu. They both brought the flags back and were tied at 3 each.
Ness and Mewtwo went out next. Ness, fearing Mewtwo, let him go first and they both got their flags. Roknae with a slight lead.
Capt. Falcon was already going across the log but Y. Link just behind. Capt. Falcon got his flag but Y. Link had sped up and they met each other on the way back. Capt. Falcon jumped at Y. Link and grabbed onto him. Then he immediately raped the poor child and they both fell into the water.
Then Roy and Luigi went out. They both got the flags without a problem and neither did Samus or Fox when it was there turn.
It all came down to Bowser and Dk. The score was tied 6 to 6.
The minute Bowser stepped on the log he slipped off. Dk, on the other hand, ran as fast as he could to the flag. On the way back he was met by Falco. Dk punched Falco in the face and made him collapse into the water. He ran back and won it for the team.
"Roknae wins Immunity! I'll see Chutton at Tribal council tonight."
An hour later at Chutton camp…
Bowser felt responsible for the loss at the challenge so he sought help from his alliance friends.
"Well Bowser, I think you are responsible for losing the immunity. There's really no doubt about it." Kirby poorly reassured him.
"You should have taken gymnastics or something. It would have helped." Falco suggested.
"How was I supposed to know that balancing on a log was needed for Survivor? Come to think of it, I never even agreed to do this. GAH!" Bowser yelled furiously.
"Well Bowser either way you're going to get voted out. Roy really doesn't care about you. Samus doesn't like anyone and the two kids hate you for forcing them to be your slaves."
"Yea! We hate you Bowser!" Said Ness and Y. Link, who were standing next to Bowser fanning him all along.
"Should they really be here?" Falco asked.
"Well, I guess not. Scram kids, beat it." The two kids scamper away.
Tribal Council
"Well Bowser, you were really the sole reason your team lost today."
"Yea, but, I'm strong."
"And you force manual labor on little children!" Y. Link shouted.
"Well, just be glad you didn't lose the reward challenge, now lets get to the voting the shall we?"
They voted, Teal tallied, and then he read.
"First vote, Bowser. Second vote, Y. Link. Third vote Y. Link. Fourth vote Bowser. Fifth vote Bowser. Sixth vote, Y. Link. Next person voted out of Survivor is...Bowser.
"I hate you all!"
Teal pulled the lever and off Bowser went.
A few hundred miles off the coast of the island...
"Well Troy, Bowser had it coming for ages, I think the team made the right decision."
"I most full heartedly agree. But to stray off the topic, there isan unindentified object speeding toward us!" Jenkins exclaimed pointing at a giant spiked shelled turtle.
"Let shoot lemons at it!"
"Excellent!"
Troy and Jenkins shot lemons at the object. Citric Acid entered the bloodflow, disintegrating his internal organs, killing him in a slow painful death.
"I sure hope that wasn't anyone important!" Jenkins laughed and drank some coffee.
"Shut up!" Bowser said, walking in to the cabin.
"Is that anyway to speak to the men who caught you in midair?" Troy asked.
Bowser mumbled and walked back out to take a nap.
"Good old Bowser...Well Jenkins, guess what?"
"What Troy?"
"Next week on Survivor: Smash Bros, both teams will travel to Hyrule for the immunity challenge to find something still good in the world after the reign of Gannondorf plagued the land!"
"Yes, I do like beef jerky." Jenkins said, agreeing to another unmentioned conversation.
yes that's right, no one made a confession to the camera this chapter. I don't know why, but it just happened that way.
next chapter is the chapter where Joebthegreat makes his appearance, but maybe I won't put that in now...Unless he can repeat what P.S. means again...
I wonder if overactivemind still reads this...
Ah well, R&R
Rinse, lather, repeat.