(Rosalie decided to help me with writing this! She writes all the even-numbered rules and I do the odd-numbered ones!)
Rule #101
Telling Hinata's dad that Naruto knocked her up is not allowed
(The village destruction is not worth it)
oOo
Rule #102
Do not dye Lee or Gai's jumpsuits hot pink.
(They'll just wear them anyways)
(And terrorize and mentally scar everyone in the village)
(Kakashi still hasn't recovered)
oOo
Rule #103
Telling Neji that Naruto knocked Hinata up is not allowed
(The Daimyo was not impressed)
oOo
Rule #104
Taking Kakashi's Icha Icha books is NOT allowed
(Just don't even)
(Only an idiot would do it)
(He'd Thousand Years of Death you)
oOo
Rule #105
Talking in third-person is reserved for Tobi
(And Sesshomaru)
oOo
Rule #106
Calling Sasuke 'Duckbutt' is not permitted
(Even if his hair does look like the behind of a duck)
oOo
Rule #107
Hiding Deidara's clay is not allowed
(Especially in the toilet)
(No plumbing for a week…)
oOo
Rule #108
Do not tell Orochimaru about Fanfiction
(The man is already messed up)
(He doesn't need more reasons to be creepy)
oOo
Rule #109
Henge-ing into Itachi and putting some very creepy moves on Sasuke is not allowed
(Advised to not record his reaction and sell it)
oOo
Rule #110
Do not volunteer to be research material for Jiraiya's books
(He won't leave me alone afterwards)
(Bright side is I'm in a book Kakashi reads)