Heatwave walked into the bunker with some energon for her team. "Let me guess what the mummy's in the hospital for, burns?" she handed her team their energon.
"Yes, and ironically his surname is 'Burns'," Chase said. He then motioned for her to sit on his lap.
Heatwave was okay with it since he was on the edge of the couch.
The others were looking at them funny when Chief Burns walked in.
Chief sighed. "Chase, I thought we went over this."
"Sir, I think it's best that we see how this goes," Heatwave said.
"Are you sure?"
"Chase and I talked about this. He's just confused."
"I am… wait, you're right," Chase sadly said.
"Well, I better help Cody with his summer homework," Chief left.
"Oh, that human has no common sense!" Heatwave said as she adjusted herself on Chase's lap.
Chase got a bit surprised.
"And nature shall happen!" Blades said as the dummy rolled down the handicap ramp and ignited. "Huh, I didn't know fourth degree burns existed."
"Reminds me of a bot my team and I found blown up back home," Heatwave said. "It was nasty."
Everyone but Chase laughed at what the death was titled.
"What is so amusing about that form of interface?" he blushed hard.
Kade paused the show as the other bots laughed harder.
"That's what they call sex," Michele whispered to Dani and Kade.
Kade unpaused as the bots calmed down.
"Oh, my roommates died of S.U.N.D.S.," Blades sadly said. "The poor femme had PTSD."
"I remember that," Chase said. "We never found the bot we deemed responsible…"
"This 'Little E' guy deserves to die," Heatwave said as 'Little E' said some rather upsetting things about females.
Chase held her close. "Heatwvae, I would never, NEVER allow someone to say those things to you and let them stay—at the very least—intact."
"Are you two dating?!" Kade and Dani asked as Boulder watched in amazement at the accidental electric chair.
"Let's focus back on the show," Heatwave said.
"Since when are mushrooms magic?" Blades asked.
"It's drugs," Michele said.
"That explains a few things," Chase said.
"That's a huge stereotype about furries," Blades said.
"That's not a—too late," Boulder said as the actor was 'killed' by a bear.
"How did they not hear him?" Heatwave asked.
"Well, are you?" Kade asked.
"I'm just helping him with this odd time in his life."
"And we are also the only two queers on the team," Chase said.
"Oh, Chase, remember the 'no-no' words we discussed?" Michele asked.
"Well, you know what I meant, correct?"
"Y-you kinda said it wrong," Heatwave said.
"Now that I think about it Heatwave could be on her heat cycle," Blades said.
Heatwave spat out her energon. "WHAT?!"
"Don't worry, not all femmes know at first."
"Uh, that doesn't mean what I think it does, does it?" Kade asked.
"Unfortunately, it does," Boulder shook his head.
"Would you like me to defend your honor?" Chase asked.
"Hmm…," Heatwave gained a mischievous look.
Xxx
"Cody, guess who came to visit," Chief said as he walked in with Doc Greene and Frankie.
"Hey, Frankie," Cody said as he wrote his name on his summer homework.
"Hey back," Frankie sat next to him. "How's Heatwave?"
Chief led Doc away to talk.
"She's doing better," Cody said.
"Guys, you gotta come down here!" Kade said.
Xxx
Doc, Graham, Chief, Cody, and Frankie entered the bunker.
"What's going on?" Chief asked.
"Chase is defending my honor," Heatwave said. "Doc, Chief Burns explained my… situation… right?"
"I completely understand now," Doc said.
Chase and Blades walked back into the bunker dressed as a Jedi and Sith.
"Do I want to know what happened?" Chief asked.
"A lot of complicated," Boulder said.
"Why am I the Sith? I wanna be a Jedi!" Blades pouted.
"One: I am the most like a Jedi, and two: you asked Heatwave a far too personal question," Chase said.
"Boulder, did you make those costumes?" Graham asked.
"I did," Boulder said.
"Nobel," Cody said.
"Those are toy lightsabers, right?" Frankie asked.
"They are," Dani said.
"Now, boys, start dueling," Heatwave leaned against the wall.
Chase and Blades activated the toy lightsabers and tried dueling like in the 'Star Wars' movies.
"Ow! Chase. Ow, ow, ow. Force choke!" Blades pretended to Force choke Chase.
"Darn you, Darth Blades!" Chase pretended to be choked. "Force shove!"
"Oof!" Blades jumped back and purposely fell. He threw his toy lightsaber at Chase.
Chase caught it by the handle and walked over Blades and put the lightsabers the medic's neck, much like Anikin did to Count Dooku in 'Revenge of the Sith'.
"Do you surrender, Darth Blades?" Chase asked.
"I think we both know the answer to that, Jedi Master Chase," Blades put his hands by his head. "I give."
"Well, I'm glad that you managed to sort that out without anyone having to get off-duty time," Chief said.
Chase helped Blades up.
"Do you want to see the first 'Clone Wars' show later?" Blades asked.
"Perhaps," Chase said. "Let's get out of these Force user outfits."
The two bots walked back into the Sigma.
Xxx
The bots were back on the couch and Graham had joined his siblings and Michele to watch the show.
"Now, how does this guy die?" Heatwave asked as she sat back down on Chase's lap.
"Um, guys?" Graham turned to the other humans.
"It's complicated," the humans said.
"Ohh! What's the trick?" Blades asked the tv. Then the tv explained it. "Ew..."
"I had no idea that que balls were bigger," Boulder said.
"You know, bots can technically suffocate," Heatwave said.
"I thought you didn't breathe," Dani said.
"We sorta breathe to cool down our systems in bot mode or we'll overheat," Blades explained.
"That explains why you sometimes pant after a big emergency," Kade said.
"Oh! Another one of these!" Chase covered Heatwave's eyes and held her close.
Everyone let out a 'hell, yeah' when the peeping tom got his neck broken.
"Oh, cool, another survivor," Heatwave said.
Blades began to whimper when he realized it was going to be a helicopter crash. "AAH!" he covered his eyes when the wreck happened.
"Blades, it's okay," Dani said. "I know how to do a hovering autorotation."
"But what about me?! That's lethal to a bot!" Blades hugged his knees to his chest. "And I've seen those crashes!"
"We don't have that soft dirt on our planet that this one does," Heatwave said.
The emergency alarm went off.
"Well, duty calls," Heatwave stood up. "Rescue Bots! Roll to the rescue!"
(A/N: I've decided female Heatwave's VA would be Grey Deliese)