Epilogue

Warning: Crack pairings. K, enjoy.

For once, Zeref Emiya finally found the peace that left him on that day. A lot happened many years after the destruction of Konoha.

The Hyuuga Branch family relocated in the West with Hiashi, where the Caged Bird Seal was taken off by the Emperor and banned forever. Neji and Tenten quickly got married and Lee somehow found a way to become engaged to Kurotsuchi, who became the Fourth Tsuchikage. Guy cried happy tears when Lee proposed to her in Iwa. At the same time, Lee and Guy also found themselves clamoring to be toughest taijutsu fighters in the West, but first, they had to find a wandering man known as the "Cleaner". (Finally got a wrestling reference in!)

Konohamaru was actually in a secret relationship with Hanabi since their move to Vistarion. Of course, Hiashi took offense and chased him all over the capital city. In the end, he relented and enjoyed the company of his granddaughter, named after his late daughter Hinata.

The Ino-Shika-Cho trio wasn't doing bad either. Shikamaru finally accepted that he loved Temari and became the Empire's ambassador to Suna upon the start of their relationship, Choji somehow married a Kumo nin named Karui, and Ino somehow got attracted to Cu and they got married as well. She even opened a flower shop in the capital city with Cu often coming by to tease her and their daughter Fiona.

Jiraiya and Kakashi finally found peace when they found out that the Icha-Icha films were going to be launched starring Koyuki Kazahana. Okay, besides that, Kakashi actually got married to Koyuki, leading to him moving to Spring Country with a child on the way. The others, specifically Iruka, Ebisu, Ibiki, and Yugao all moved to Spring to teach the next generation of shinobi in their new ninja village. Moegi and Udon also went to Spring as instructors upon reaching the pinnacle of their training there. Jiraiya continued writing his books until finally retiring in a nearby village in the mountains. Of course, Tsunade went with him to make sure nothing bad happened. Anko stayed in Vistarion as an interrogator under the Hassans and the Watchers

Medea somehow ended up with Achilles, which shocked quite a lot of people. Even Atalanta, who saw Achilles as her brother-in-arms, was pretty shocked. Regardless, marriage came by and they had two geniuses for twin children named Patroklos and Pyrrha.

Atalanta swung the other way out of her distrust towards men. Surprisingly, she accepted her love for one Hana Inuzuka. Like that of Medea and Achilles, no one expected that to happen. Regardless, Hana was always looking for ways to make it up to the Emperor for the way her clan treated him and remained a stoic lover for the Chaste Huntress.

Valeera had a list of some interesting men to hook up with, but at the same time, she had some training to do for the next spymaster of Alvarez. Besides spending time with the others, she trained her little prodigy: a young girl known as "The Ripper".

Altera remained as the stoic, unwavering, merciless general everyone saw her as. She didn't have any time for love or anything like that. As a warrior, it was her duty to be ready to take up arms. At the same time, however, she was looking through the possibility of passing Photon Ray to someone in the event that she is either killed or critically injured. Asterios was pretty much the same in that sense, and continued to defend the Empire that was his home from any and all dangers, even if it meant his life was on the line.

Finally, there was the Emperor and his angel. Of course, they made it known to all yet Avacyn refused to take power of any kind over the Empire. Also of course, Zeref had to fight Sorin Markov head on to prove his worth, Emperor or not. In the end, Sorin decided to approve the relationship. In a somewhat private ceremony, Zeref and Avacyn got married, the latter taking her lord husband's last name. It didn't take long for them to reach three kids: twin daughters named Thalia and Angela and a young son named Larcade. (Sorry, I'm not that comfortable calling him August)

All in all, all's well that ends well for the Alvarez Empire...most of the time.

"One Winged Angel!" a voice called out before we see someone driving Lee upper back first on the ground with great force.

"Lee!" Guy cried out melodramatically while Kurotsuchi simply face palmed as from the smoke, out came a lean yet muscular blonde man with a stubble wearing black pants and boots. He pointed a finger gun at Guy.

"Goodbye and goodnight, BANG!"

FINALLY! I can do a different fanfic this time! Might reboot my old Fairy Tail fanfic