'GINERVRA WEASLEY!!! HOW COULD YOU DISGRACE YOUR FAMILLY IN SUCH A WAY!!!!! YOU ARE TURNING OUT THE WAY MURIEL PREDICTED!!! A TOTAL HALOT!!!'

See? I told you she'd say that.

The Howler is still screaming at me.

My ears are ringing. That bite is bleeding badly and hurts like hell. Cue whinging teenager voice. I shrink down in my seat ignoring everyone and hoping beyond hope that Harry has mysteriously gone deaf and can't hear a single thing! Also that his glasses vanish so he can't see though he did already see the damned picture... Still a girl can dream can't she?

'I HATE my life!!!!!'

My life is a complete and utter joke!!! Ron thinks HE has it bad!!! I mean come on! At least he isn't being called a WHORE!!!!!!!!! I may be many things but I am not a whore!! Suddenly my nose burns.

'OUCH!!' The fucking Howler bit me just as it burst into flames! Just my fricking luck!!

The fan girls burst into giggles, the complete pervy guys make obscene comments and I just hang my head. Oh the shame.

Oh the humiliation!

Oh how will I ever look Harry in the eye again!?!?!??

'Ahem.' Uh oh...

'What is the meaning of this Ms. Weasley? Mr. Potter?' McGonagall!! Oh no... no no no no NO!!

My head shoots up involuntarily. And the sight I see is something well... That has to be seen to be believed.

Hermione is staring at the aforementioned picture with her jaw wide open.

YES HERMIONE!

Jaw wide open. I swear!!

Ron is bright red and clearly trying not laugh.

Yup, he is NOT killing Harry. I repeat NOT killing Harry.

Which is a miracle I suppose.

Suppose?? OF COURSE IT IS!!! What AM I thinking!??!?!???

Becks is looking at the picture then to Harry and me. And back again.

It's like she's watching quidditch.

Colin is glaring at the photo. Muttering under his breath about what a travesty the photo is.

I see what he means. It's just a photo. Colin's ALWAYS show the emotion, tell the story.

McGonagall is glaring down at us harshly.

Which is so not fair! Neither of us would want this!!!

EVER!!

And then there's Harry.

His face is completely bamboozling. He looks shocked one minute then his eyes flash to anger then to something I can't even fathom. His jaw is open slightly green eyes wide and he keeps dragging his hand through his hair frustratedly. Head goes down head comes up stares at the photo, goes red when he sees me looking. Looks at Ron worryingly. And repeat the process.

Lord is he confusing or what?

'Well?'

'I don't know Professor. I really don't.' I say looking down at my tea. I hear whispers coming from all round me. MUST. NOT. MAIM!!!! Must repress murderous instincts.

REPRESS GOD DAMN YOU!!

'Potter?'

'Professor do you honestly think that I would deliberately do something like this? After everything that has happened to me? Who I am? And drag Ginny into it?'

McGonagall has the decency to look slightly ashamed of herself. Which is a first!

I'll bet.

I look around, just to avoid Hermione's all knowing look and Ron's bewildered stare. McGonagall walks away from us and points her wand at the large poster which soon bursts into flames.

She turns up at the top of the four house tables and speaks in her strictest voice, the one that practically makes first years faint.

'When I find out who has devalued two of Hogwarts most accomplished students, you will find that you will not be enjoying yourselves at Hogwarts very much anymore.'

Whoa, the whole hall is silent following her words. Which are very touching I must say, nearly brought a tear to my eye. I get up as the bell rings. I wave to the others as I head off to Defence with Colin and Becks. Harry calls after me 'Practice tonight don't forget!'

'Like I would!' I grin and walk out. As soon as I hit the Main Staircase I bump into a major problem.

Romilda Vane.

Oh Gryffindor why me???

'Hey look it's the whore!' She calls walking towards me.

'What did you do give him? The love potions your brothers make?'

I snort. 'I don't need to unlike some people apparently.'

I get a round of whistling for my snippy comment. But she isn't finished, not by a long shot.

'That picture is only the beginning Weasley...' I look at her hard. She stares up at me and I shake my head and walk up the stairs away from her.

'Don't walk away from me!!' She yells out angrily but I ignore her. Suddenly something strong pushes me forward. I fall with a huge crash.

Wow the floor seems to be a great pal of mine lately.

How are you doing floor? I'm fine really but I would prefer if I would stop meeting you like this. Sorry it just means that it usually means pain. Speaking of which my head hurts... Owwwww!

Guess that's why I was talking to the floor, in my head...

I get up shaking my head and turning around. Vane is standing wand pointing at my head.

'You may want to put that down before you get hurt.' I warn her calmly. She just glares at me and steps forward.

'Puhlease!' (Yeah pronounce just like that).

'Well you can't say I didn't give you any warning.' I shrug whipping my wand out and hexing her before she has time to blink.' She staggers around due the leg lock charm I used.

Simple yes, effective defiantly. Sides I don't want to crush the girl... much...

'You bitch!' She squeaks whilst hopping about.

'You really shouldn't say that. You are much too little for such words.' I say in a sugary sweet voice.

Suddenly I'm doubled over, laughing. Childish charms!!!

Right!!!

Soon I'm just a whirl of red and gold. Spells are coming from my wand faster than Vane can think... not that saying much... she doesn't think all that fast to be honest.

'MS. WEASLEY!!!!' I stop staggering slightly.

Oh boy...

Why? WHY? WHY IS IT ALWAYS ME?!?!?!????

Is it always 'Get Ginny Weasley day' or something???

Grrrrrr argh!!!!

'Professor!! She just attacked me for no reason!!!!' The NERVE!!!!

I would never do that!!!

Well... actually...

But I didn't this time!!

'I most certainly did not!! Professor I just came out to get to potions when Romilda' (What the hell sort of name is that? 'And she started lashing into me. I walked away to avoid a confrontation.'

McGonagall raises her eyebrows. She knows me too well... I'm usually the student to defend other students by fighting. It's an honourable trait in a way... lands me in detention a tad more then I would like but still!

One must fight for ones cause correct?

Why yes I am!!

And I do realise I just agreed with myself. People do, do that you know!!

I mean if you ever listen to Ron during the summer before Hermione comes... Funny funny stuff!

And really really bad example!

'And then I suddenly found myself on the floor and when I got up she was standing there with her wand out stretched. I got up and told her to put it away but she didn't listen to my oh so helpful warning that would have saved us all a lot of bother.' I finish with that tone that Hermione usually uses when kicking Ron's ass in a fight.

Vair useful!

CRAP!! ME. NO. SPEAKY. FRENCH!!!!!

Je déteste le français!!!!

BAD GINNY!!!!!!!

You'll be acting like Fleur next and NOBODY wants that... cept Bill...

What awful taste in women!!!

Ron is much better I must say... Hermione is like my sister I LOVE her!!!

I moving off track ain't I?

Why yes, yes I most certainly am.

'Then I well... did what I usually do Professor.'

'You reacted without thinking.'

I nod silently. Colin steps forward.

'Professor I was here the whole time, Ginny is telling the truth. Romilda attacked Ginny for no reason.'

Loads of other back me up. Quite a few glaring at Romilda. Tis a huge faux pas to hex someone when they have their backs turned.

Tut, tut, tut! She really needs to learn that child.

McGonagall nods and ushers us back to class whilst the rest of us dart to class.

We barely make it in the door before the bat himself.

Oh Torture Time has begun!!! YAY!!!!

'We will be learning about The Unforgivable Curses today.'

Oh JOY!!! Let's Insult Harry time!!!

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Oh thank god!!! Quidditch!!!

'Right!! You guys know what to do!!!' Harry Yells out as he lets out the bludgers and snitch. Katie, Demzela and I fly to the middle and wait for Harry to toss up the quaffle.

Fifteen furious minutes later the three of us are trying to get the quaffle past Ron but he is stopping every single on.

ARGH!!!!!!!!

What the hell???? I know he's good...

But this is unreal!!

Ron grins and tosses the quaffle out.

'Owww!!!! You did THAT ON PURPOSE!!!!' I yell indignantly at Ron after the quaffle hits my head.

Honestly what is it with people and my noggin?!?!?? Either guys want to eat it (Ewwwww). Girls want to hex it or everyone wants to crush it!!!

'NO MURDER ON MY PITCH!' Harry yells from the other end rolling to avoid a brilliantly aimed blugder.

'Oh why must you spoil the fun?' We both yell before I shoot of in one direction to grab the quaffle and Ron goes to head me off at the hoops. Soon after that it begins to pour.

And when I mean pour I mean it was lashing rain. I mean I couldn't see the damned quaffle before it hit my nose!! Owww...Harry sent flashes of light to tell us to head in.

After we get in dripping we see Becks and Hermione standing outside the changing room. I wave and Becks giggles.

What is up with that child, I'll never know.

Hermione strolls in after us.

'Wet?' No Hermione we're sunburnt.

'Yeeeees Hermione see?' Ron tosses her his shirt which lands on her head. I turn and Harry comes out as well laughing. BOTH are topless! (Harry Yowza!!!)

What is happening??? Hermione struggles with the shirt and emerge shaking her now damp hair. Before spying Ron and choking slightly.

Awwww young love!!

I walked into the changing rooms. Well more like swim but anyways. After I changed I come out Colin is handing out Hot Chocolate. I pounce at him.

'AHHH!!!'

'HOT CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!'

Everyone watches as I jump with delight, grinning.

Yes I AM chocolate obsessed but I think that is perfectly acceptable. Demzela waves goodbye and runs towards the castle saying something about an essay. Oh lucky fourth years!

Katie and the others soon follow her. Colin and Becks sprint saying something about Snapes essay.

I got mine done already so HAHAHAHA!! And they say I'm lazy!

Well I laugh at them!!

MWUHAHAHAHAAA!!!

Suddenly I'm getting odd looks from the trio.

'Did I just laugh manically?' I ask warily.

'Yes you did Gin.' OH fuck! I hate when I do or say what I'm thinking!!! Makes me feels like an idiot!

I smile sheepishly and drink the last of my hot chocolate. Ron takes out his wand. 'We might as well stay dry.' He shrugs as he casts a charm that provides an invisible shield above our heads. Hermione and Ron step out then I tiptoe out warily, Harry watching amusedly.

'What?'

'You are acting like the shield's about to explode.'

I look around to make sure that Ron can't hear but his currently laughing Hermione so 'I basically could shout I got pregnant with Malfoys kid' and he wouldn't hear me. Hehe, I would actually yell that out but I wouldn't want to kill Harry by giving him a heart attack now would I?

I can see the headlines now!

'The Boy-Who-Lived's Whore killed him!!! Kill her!!!'

Well it would probably be more articulate but the meaning would be the same.

Then along with one dead Harry Potter comes one dead Ginny Weasley.

Oh dear. Harry follows me out and we stroll towards the school.

'So...'

'Lovely conversation starter there Harry.'

'Oh yeah you know me.'

'Yah you man whore!'

'Well it's not my fault I'm popular!'

'Yeah suuuure Mr Casanova.'

'How the hell do you know about him?'

'He was a wizard Harry. Sheesh use your head every once in a while would ya?'

'He what?'

'How else do you think he got around so much eh?'

Harry stops as Ron charm fades away as he and Hermione get inside the school. The rain beats down but Harry ignores it.

'He used magic to... to y'know?'

'Yup. Pretty nasty eh?' I begin to head to entrance. I turn and Harry is still there dripping wet. Stupid boy. He'll get pneumonia if he's not careful.

'Come on Harry!!' I call from the door.

He sprints and shakes his head.

'Awwww you're like a wet puppy!!!'

'Meaning I'm sopping and pathetic?'

'No, you're cute!' I squeal patting his (very wet and for once unmessy hair).Then he decides to shake the water on me. I smack him on the shoulder.

'Well you did call me a dog!' He defends himself.

'I was joking!!! You complete insufferable twank!!!!'

Soon we are bickering like Ron and Hermione. Oh wow, haven't done that before. Its hard work let me tell you!! We stop outside the Fat Lady.

'How the hell do those two manage to fight like almost every day? It exhausting!!'

'Maybe that's why Ron eats so much!!'

'And I'll bet that Hermione is actually asleep in the Library!!!' I exclaim pointing my finger in the air.

'Blade.' We chorus at the Fat Lady and she opens disgruntedly.

'Damn fornicating teenagers'

Did she just say that?

Oh dear Merlin!!!

'Did you hear that?' I ask Harry as we walk into the Common Room ignoring the glares and stares.

'Yeah, but I think she's losing her mind myself.'

'Why?'

'She said the same thing to Seamus and Dean after Transfig today.'

'Oh...'

That was bizarre! Since when does the Fat lady make such comments???

'There's the whore!'Ah fuckity fuckity fuck!!

I hate the rumours, the whispers but there isn't much I can do now is there? But Becks can!

She shoots up from where she is sitting with Colin, Ron and Hermione.

'My best friend is NOT a whore so cut it out you little idiots or you're in for a world of pain is you keep this up!!! So what if what if she's going out with Harry!! What the hell does it have to do with you????'

'Becks!!!!!' I yell at her Harry is in shock next to me.

'How could you say that? We are NOT going out!!'

Becks frown at this.

'Really?'

'Ah yeeeeeeees!'

Becks genuinely looks surprised. She looks over at Colin who shrugs at her looking rather casual about it. Ron is frowning slightly and Hermione is trying to mask her laughter.

Murderous instincts returning.

Trying to repress.

Trying.

Trying.

Can't. Hold. On.

I pounce on Becks.

I failed.

But I don't care too much, she does though. As I try to strangle her she tries to strangle me.

It's a violent circle.

Argh!!!! Then we are pushed apart. Colin is holding Becks and Harry has me by the shoulders.

Suddenly Hermione jumps to her feet, walks between us and simply states.

'My lord Harry, Ginny, you two are the slowest people I have ever known. One of you ask the other to the damned party as a date!!!' She flounces up the girls staircases. Ron is whistling as he walks past us, clearly not have listened to a single word his 'darling 'Mione' just uttered. Clearly he was just watching her backside.

Bleeergh!!

Colin and Becks soon leave both winking at me. I am going to murder them in their sleep!!!!

You can count on it!!

'WHAT THE HELL!?!???' I all but yell at Harry.

Harry simply looks dumbfounded.

'WELL?' I demand from him.

'You want me to ask you to Slughorns party?'

'What?' I ask him now even more confused.

'Sorry it sounded like you were demanding I ask you after what Hermione said.'

'Well, I didn't, well I wouldn't mind, but it would cause. Oh god I am making no sense and neither is this situation.' I throw my arms in the air and trudge over to the staircase. I slip and nearly hit my head of the first step.

Owww!!!

I am meeting the floor way too much lately you know that!

Harry comes over and helps me up. 'Nothing about any of this does Gin, but hey it's the way my life goes maybe you should join in.'

'In the wackiness of Ron and Hermione's' Love-Hate thing and you fight the big old baddy?'

'Can be fun y'know.' He says as he walks away and towards the Boys Dorms.

'I'm sure it can be.' I call after him.

'Maybe you'll get to see my side of life sometime.' He calls back.

'I've seen enough thanks!'

'Go with me to Slughorns party and I'll show you what it's like!'

'YOU'RE INSANE!!! My brothers will BUTCHER you!'

'Part of being me baby!' He laughs and sprints up the staircase.

That was odd.

Even for Harry!

Whoa he just asked me out... sort of...

OH BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!

Yellow!!! I'm back again!!!

Now I didn't quite get to the match but I need to work on that a little bit as well as my dueling sections... twas short I'll admit but it's the first I've done so bare with me eh?

If anyone has any ideas please help! I would LOVE advice!!

Thanks for the glowing reviews once more and I hope you enjoyed this part! I should be updating every week or so from now on til Christmas depending on my muse...

Stubborn Psychotic Bunny he is!!

Well have fun! And Becks' Grans cookies to whoever reviews!!! (The are a part of fanfiction so you'll have to imagine the yummy yummy taste!!! missnuttyprof!