Leo's pov

I'll be stuck at this size for a few more weeks, and as much as I'd love to be back to full grown Leo again, I should make the most of it! I should take full advantage of my current size. And what's a better way to do that then with some good old fashion pranks.

Piper and Jason were still asleep. Unlucky for them they left their door open. With a regular size marker strapped to my back, I scaled the side of their bed. It was Piper's side and I was praying that she didn't suddenly wake up or kick her leg which would have send me flying off.

Success! I was on the bed. The first thing I saw was beauty queen's face, blissfully asleep. Now where should I start? I should've put more thought into this, but whatever, I'm here now.

I started climbing Piper's leg. When I was on top, I walked upward, which was hard because Piper was sleeping on her side.

Suddenly Piper moves. Shit! Is she waking up? How I'm I going to explain myself when they see the large marker strapped to my back? Jason and Piper are good sports...sometimes, but if they catch me in the middle of the act they'll throw...maybe literally.

Sleeping Piper shifts her body. Now she lays on her back, face pointing up to the sky. Yes! This is absolutely perfect! Piper just sealed her fate without even knowing it.

I scaled upward her body. I had to climb over Piper's boobies so I can get over to her face. I couldn't help it but I started jumping up and down on them like a trampoline. Not very sneaky or ninja of me, but whatever. If Piper woke up right now, I wonder what she would think? She'd probably kill me. Wait, how is she still asleep? Damn she's a heavy sleeper.

In the corner of my eye I saw Jason's arm move. Damn it, Valdez! You're on a deadline remember? Get your head in the game! I slid off. Now here we go. I capped off the marker, revealing the nice black bullet on the top. You're about to have a nice little makeover Beauty queen.

I moved on to Jason. Ow, Jason is going to love this! One of my masterpieces if I do say so myself. After I was finished I jumped off Jason, scaled down. Now I'll just go back to the house and-

Suddenly the bed started moving. Shit! One of them is waking up. Quick, think Leo! Under the bed, thats a perfect hiding spot. With the marker I went under the bed. Looking I heard a big thumb. It was Piper's feet colliding with the floor.

She let out a huge yawn and walked her way to the bathroom. Ow this is going to be so good!

Piper's pov

With my movements still slumbly and sleepy I walked to the bathroom. I flicked on the lights. It was bright so I closed my eyes a bit. Walked towards the sinks, feeling my hands hit contact with the counter.

I was collecting my thoughts, still scrambling from just waking up. I yawn. I opened my eyes and looked up at the mirror. My reflection puzzling me.

Still a little out of it I took me a second to realize the black markings on my face. They were words written in black sharpie. TEAM LEO was written across my entire forehead, LEO WAZ HERE was everywhere in small letters. Small black pop dots were on my cheeks, guessing they were meant to be freckles. Poorly drawn small mustache was on my upper lip and a small goatee was on my chin.

I run into the my room. I looked at Leo's home. I went to it and started shaking it furiously. "Leo! Leo! You wake up right now, Valdez!" I continued to shake it. No answer.

I peered my eye through his bedroom window. He wasn't there. I started shaking the house again in frustration. He wasn't in the house, but I still felt like he was somewhere close. Looking at me. Pointing and laughing like the trickster he is.

"Gods, Leo! When I find you, I'm going the ring your whole scrawny little body, you stupid little elf!" Off that yell. Jason woke up. Raising his body up with a huge yawn. I looked at his face in surprise.

Jason too had writing on his face. In big letters across his forehead was, LEO'S TOP BITCH, surrounding his whole right eye was circled in making it look like a black eye, on each cheek was a small penis with the tips pointing directly to his mouth. I would of laughed if I wasn't so pissed.

"Why are you yelling, Piper?" He looked at my face for a second, then bursted out in uncontrollable laughter. I blushed.

" Its not funny, Jason!"

"I'm sorry," He was talking in between laughs. "But its just so hilarious!"

"So if Leo did the same thing to you, you wouldn't be mad?"

"Well I'd be a good sport about it." I glared at him for a second so he can catch on.

"Oh...he did my face too, huh?" I nodded. "Well it must not be that bad."

"Go look in the mirror." He did. And once he was in the bathroom.

"LEO FREAKIN VALDEZ!"

"Told you!" Percy and Annabeth walked out there room. They both have also been victims of Leo's latest prank, and they didn't look so amused.

"Where is he!" They both said in unison. Annabeth had BLONDIE McBLONDIE, across her forehead. TEAM LEO FANGIRL, WISE GIRL, SCARY WITCH plastered all over her face.

Percy, like Jason, had penis drawings, but he had more, much more. SEAWEED BRAIN across his forehead.

Leo's pov

I could barely contain my laughter. This was just too priceless! I could hear Percy's laughter.

"Wow! You two look ridiculous!"

"At least I don't have a million penis drawings on my face." Jason remarked.

"Where is Valdez!? This has gone too far." A pissed off Annabeth said. I know I should be cared, but I was enjoy this too much.

"He's not in his house." Piper said.

"Did you try under the bed?" Annabeth asked. Damn it! Why do you have to be so smart? Piper knelt down, then a cruel and evil smile was on her face.

"Well hello there little one."

"Uh...hi."