A/N: Send me your idea's people! I'll give you a giant cookie!

Dear FanFiction,

I don't know why you guys think "Thalico" is or ever was a good idea, but I do know this. ANYONE who supports this "Thalico" will be turned into a jackalope and hunted by my best huntresses.

Who ever has ever written any stories with me and that hero, Percy Jackson, will be turned into jackalopes and strapped to the front of Apollo's sun chariot. Are we clear? My eternal maidens and I have better things to do than be swooning over stupid boys all day long! That's for Aphrodite to do!

Sincerely (unless you're a male), Artemis

A/N: I'm not sure how I feel about this chapter but I wanted to give you guys something while I try and get some information for my next chappie. If you know Katie Gardener's hair and eyes color PM me please! Or leave it in your reviews! I know it's not red but I don't have my Ultimate Guide to tell me if it's blonde or brown. I'm leaning towards brown but I'm not sure.