HI! I AM SO SORRY! DX I didn't mean to do that! I-I URGH I feel terrible for not updating for a while... :'( Well...anyway. I had fun writing this chapter! This was an idea given to me by Mio Midori! :D Enjoy!

Saber was awakened by a weight on her head, also, by the fact that she was lying on something that was not her pillow... She groggily reached up to take Merlin off of her head and place the mischievous little cub beside then proceeded to close her eyes and rest her hand upon the foreign object, not yet ready to wake up...that is until she felt said object move up and down like a chest rise and fall...

"Kya!" Saber nearly fell out when she realized she was sleeping on the man beside her. She felt her face redden. She coughed awkwardly when said man chuckled.

"Ah, my dear, you are awake." He smirked. "Enjoy sleeping on my chest?" She responded by hitting him with a pillow, hard. His crimson eyes narrowed, as did hers. An unspoken challenge...she grabbed the pillow slowly... and charged. Their pillows clashed in a ferocious 'poof'. Their eyes were burning, neither willing to lose, again and again...soon the room was full of feathers...

They lay, panting, his golden hair strewn about his face. Little Merlin was playfully tossing the torn pillows and wagging his head back and forth. Only now did Saber realize what they had done. Two kings had just...acted like complete children.

"I'm getting up now." She missed the victorious smirk on his face as she stiffly got up and went to bathe and dress. He laughed out loud and put a hand on his forehead, slowly, his smile began to fade as he realized who would be coming today. A pained groan escaped his lips.

Saber realized he was acting strange, almost nervous, almost. She was curious, watching him interact with things. He was constantly petting his precious lion and on guard whenever anyone entered the room. Yes, she was stuck with the arrogant bastard, he commanded her stay with him today...something about a visitor?

"My King." A messenger bowed at the edge of the stairs to the king's throne. Saber watched again as Gilgamesh's eyes narrowed and barely missed the bob of his adams apple from a nervous swallow.

"Yes?" His voice was bored, yet cold. Saber leaned back in her own throne. The messenger cleared his throat.

"Her highness Andreana has arrived at the palace." The messenger bowed out as soon as he finished, for good reason too, Saber thought as she viewed the King's face. It was stone hard and cold.

"Who?" She dared ask him, only she dare.

"A common whore who manipulated and seduced her way up to royalty." He rose and began walking down the stairs. Saber assumed he meant for her to follow. She noticed he did not bother to fix his hair, it hung about naturally rather than stick up in ridiculous spikes. The guards and slaves bowed as the two kings walked past.

Saber squinted as they exited the palace doors and walked straight into the burning sunlight. She felt the heat immediately. She saw a woman. Quite beautiful with long raven hair and a curvaceous body. Her sapphire eyes were cunning and her face thoughtful. She was clad immodestly in a patriarch purple robe that was loosely tied with a golden rope. Saber looked to see her husband's reaction and was surprised to see nothing but irritation.

He motioned Saber to stay there as he walked, stiffly to greet the matriarch. While they spoke, Saber felt eyes upon her and looked up to see the blue eyes of the woman roving up and down her figure. Saber suppressed the urge to shiver. Having her own husband do that was annoying and repulsive enough...she didn't need an unknown female ruler do the same.

"-Arturia, come." He was standing by her and looking down at her with a piercing gaze. She nodded. The matriarch walked up the stairs, swaying her hips seductively causing many of the guardsmen to watch her. Saber was already disgusted by this woman.

All the while they ate, this Andreana was staring at Saber, which was quite unnerving.

"Why are you here?" Gilgamesh's voice broke through the silence and harpist. She withdrew her eyes after a moment and smiled foxily.

"I, dear king, am here to...congratulate...you on your marriage." Even the way she spoke caused Saber to wish to retch. She was used to men acting this way...but not a woman who knew she was married.

"How long do you plan to stay." He was rigid. Gilgamesh saw the looks Arturia was receiving from this...bitch. He felt the urge to gut her using Enuma Elish when she seductively fluttered her lashes at his wife. His precious treasure. The only thing somewhat enjoyable was that Arturia seemed to wish she could disappear.

"I don't know..a few days?" She raised her eyebrows. She turned towards the female king. "You, 'king' Arturia. I have heard about your successes as king of Britain. I am astounded...I truly admire you...in more ways than one..." She slowly winked. Saber was appalled. This-this woman was flirting with her!

"I-I , ah, thank you." Saber coughed and looked at Gilgamesh from the corner of her eye. He clearly looked angry.

"No need to be so shy. After all, we are fellow female rulers. You would make a fine king for my country..." She reached out and placed her hand on Saber's thigh. Saber froze, desperately looking at him for help.

Gilgamesh had seen enough. This whore was touching his precious wife. "I would ask of you to remove your hand from my wife." He practically growled. His blood red eyes flashed dangerously. Andreana smiled slowly and looked at him and begrudgingly removed it. Saber would normally punch him for being so possessive, but now... as long as this...woman was kept away.

Saber stood up and walked to her husband, standing somewhat beside him somewhat behind. It physically pained her to do so...but anything, anything to keep that woman away. He seemed to take the hint, he wrapped his arm around her waist, which nearly made her wretch in of itself. The act was clearly one of claim. All the ruler did was frown slightly.

"I shall need arrangements made for a temporary chamber of course." She stretched her hand out and examined her nails.

As they walked down the halls, Gilgamesh kept his arm secure around her waist and constantly sent out warning glares to the woman beside them. She ignored them and attempted to worm closer to Saber, who really had no choice but to plaster herself to the man. Gods above this is horrendous. Saber thought. Two royals vying for her now. She huffed and heard a low chuckle. Out of the corner of her eyes she saw his lip curve upward.

He was enjoying this as much as she was...which if you cant tell wasn't a lot. They said goodnight, as they had to out of political respect. After that they retired to their own chambers. Saber stayed on the other side of the hallway the entire time. He fell onto the bed, as if he were exhausted...well she couldn't really say anything...that woman took all the strength from you.

"So..." He began.

"That was... do you know her?" Saber sat on her side, far away from him. He chuckled.

"Why, are you jealous?" He teased.

"I don't even know why you would ask such a moronic question. Forget it." She stood up to go dress for the night.

"All rulers know each other...at least one way or another." He stared up at the ceiling. "I always detested her." Now he turned towards her. "If she gives you trouble, don't hesitate to call upon me." He grinned wickedly as he said it. Saber rolled her eyes and began to walk...but a little tiny, tiny part of her was just a tiny bit glad he said it. She quickly crushed that feeling. She didn't need him.

So? How was that? Any more ideas? I just HAD to put in that pillow fight scene! :D About the Knights of the round table-don't worry, it's coming! XD School has been hectic and will only get worse as June approaches... less writing time. Saber, by the way, only allowed herself to depend on him to keep Andreana off of herself, and even so it pained her to do so. She don't like just yet, and wont for a long while! :P Sorry. Also, sorry id it seems to be going fast, I'll try to slow down(?) Also, about GilxSaber Stories...if I don't update in 3 days, I give you permission to spam me reminders XD Please do. I need them reminders. :P I'll try to update regularly again, but that wont happen probably until June 19th-Out of school then! So, until then my readers!

Review! Give your ideas if you want them written! :D Good chance they'll be put in...also...soon a little something will happen to Saber, well two somethings. :D One has to do with C_n and the other with P_n! Ha try to guess that! The first has 8 letters and the second 7! Bye!