A/N: Here's a chapter with Frisk being the star! Also, here's some Chara action too.
C: "*Don't drag me into this."
Too late.
C: "Son ova bi-"
D o n ' . . .
Chapter 10
A Great Date with the Great Papyrus!
Frisk's 1st person POV
I watched as Sans took Felix through on of his "shortcuts", before turning to Papyrus. "SHALL WE START THE DATE, FRISK?" I nodded, smiling. "GOOD! I'LL HAVE TO TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE SPECIAL FOR OUR DATE!" He dashed off, and I followed hurriedly. He then turned around and rushed back, while I still followed. "HOW ABOUT SCENIC MY HOUSE? I THOUGHT ABOUT TAKING YOU TO GRILLBY'S, DESPITE ALL THE GREASE, BUT THEN I REALIZED SANS IS PROBABLY THERE WITH THE FANTASTIC FELIX."
I heard Chara yawn inside my head. "*You realize that you went in a big circle." She says, trying to contain her boredom. "*Just lettin' you know, but Felix might know about me, partner." She appeared next to me, walking next to me. Papyrus couldn't see Chara, as she was a ghost, but Felix? I mean, he's a new addition to the cycle… I don't remember him from before. He might be able to see Chara. "*Uh, hello! Papyrus is waiting for you inside. You might want to follow him?" Chara seemed impatient as I walked in. "Sorry, Chara! Just thinking about why Felix might be here…" "*Again?! When are you admit the fact that you have a fucking crush on the neutralized bastard?!"
"Ch-Chara! Don't say that!" I said out loud. I covered my mouth.
"HUMAN FRISK… ARE YOU OKAY? AND WHO IS THIS… CHARA PERSON YOU SPEAK OF?" Papyrus was asking too many questions for my liking.
I tried to make it seem like Chara was all in my head… which was true… "Chara? She's right here, Papyrus!" I said motioning to Chara. "She was talking about how she thinks that pasta is the worst thing in the world, and I had to calm her down. She can't be saying things like that to the best spaghetti maker in the entire universe!" "*This is just stupid enough that it might work… Papyrus just might be that dumb…" "Chara, not now."
"NYEH HEH HEH! THANK YOU FOR CALMING YOUR INVISIBLE FRIEND CHARA, HUMAN FRISK! AND THANK YOU FOR PROCLAIMING MY PROFESSION!" Papyrus's cape billowed behind him as he took his stance. "SO, HUMAN FRISK, IF YOU COULD TELL CHARA TO WAIT OUT HERE, AND WE CAN GO UPSTAIRS TO CONTINUE THE DATE?"
"Sure, Papyrus! Chara, could you wait out here please?" "Actually come with me though. I'm gonna try something…" "*Sure. This is gonna be fun to watch. However, partner… if this goes that direction and you know which one I'm talking about… A.) If Sans finds out like last time, you are gonna have an unpleasant experience, B.) If Felix finds out, he'll never look at you the same way, and C.) I'll haunt your nightmares forever… = )" Chara showed off her signature face, and I shuddered as I followed Papyrus into his room.
"ARE YOU READY TO CONTINUE, HUMAN FRISK?" Papyrus looked excited.
"Sure!" "*Don't get to frisky, Frisk…" I mentally face palmed, still smiling.
And so the normal Papyrus date started. Nothing out of the ordinary up until the end of the date. Papyrus put his phone number in my phone, and he started to walk off. "Papyrus, do you think I could have Sans's number too?"
Papyrus thought for a moment. "WELL, SANS DOESN'T LIKE ME GIVING OUT HIS NUMBER, BUT YOU ARE HIS FRIEND, SO I'LL GLADLY GIVE YOU HIS PHONE NUMBER!" He imputed Sans's number into my phone, and I dialed him up.
"i swear to god if this is another scam saying that my brother is injured, i'm going to find you and rip out your vocal cords…" Sans's voice dripped with venom.
"S-Sans! Calm down! It's me, Frisk!" I was trying to calm him down, while Chara laughed inside my head. "*He's about ready to give you that unpleasant experience I told you about."
"oh… heya frisk. i thought this was a telemarketer or somethin'. anyways, did paps give you my number?" He sounded normal again.
"Yeah. I asked him for it, so that I would be able to call you." I felt a lot better now that Sans's voice didn't threaten a bad time. "Hey, do you think I'd be able to talk to Felix?"
"he's not with me anymore. he paid the bill of 10G, then wandered out after i left. i think he's trying to get some answers to more questions…" Sans sounded reluctant to say something. I knew something was up.
"What did you tell him?" My voice now imitated that bad time tone Sans used. "I swear to God if you told him something I did earlier…" I didn't use the word RESET, as Papyrus was still in the room. I whispered the next few words, calling upon my inner Chara. "*We're going to dust you."
"u-uh… i may have mentioned the RESETS when we were talking about the weed, but other than that, i didn't say anything… although if the kid can put two and two together and not get undyne, he'll know that you and flowey can RESET… and that it's hurt me?" His tone sounded questionable. I growled into the phone. "w-well, look at the time! this phone's about to die, and i don't really wanna let that happen, ttyl cya!" Click. Dead line.
"Damnit Sans…" I grumbled to himself, and Papyrus chuckled. "What's so funny?"
"I AM REMEMBERING THE ONLY PUN SANS USES THAT I LIKE. UNDYNE USUALLY GOES, 'Goddamnit Sans!'" Papyrus's impression of Undyne was actually pretty good. "AND THEN SANS GOES, 'i'm not a goddamnit sans, i'm a comic sans.'" His Sans impression was spot on. "NYEH HEH HEH… IT'S STILL FUNNY." Papyrus quietly chuckled, and I smirked.
"Well, puns aside, I'm gonna go find Felix… I've gotta… explain a few things to him…" "*He's gotta know about the RESETS then." "Yep… Sans referenced them, and now I've gotta fill in a lot of blanks." I walked out the door. "I'm sorry about that… See you later?"
"NO WORRIES! I UNDERSTAND COMPLETELY! YOU'LL PROBABLY EXPLAIN WHAT BLUE ATTACKS ARE, AS HE DIDN'T REALLY UNDERSTAND SOME OF MY ATTACKS!" I smiled and nodded stepping out. Chara appeared next to me again.
"*I've got a test for him. I'll walk next to you, and if he can see me… We'll have to explain some more things to him." Chara sighed.
"Explain what things? The fact that you have this RESET power and there's this genocidal flower that can do it too?" said a voice from behind. I spun around, and Felix was there, wearing the battle outfit Papyrus had picked for him still. Black clothes, black shoes, black cloak. "And the fact that there's apparently this ghost girl next to you?"
"W-What ghost girl?" I tried to steer him off topic. "I don't see anyone."
"I see a girl in a green and yellow sweater to your left that was walking with you. No footprints in the snow. She's either not physical, or that ketchup was spiked with something. And it wasn't, I checked with Grillby." He sounded angry.
"So what have you been hiding from me, faker?"
