This story is only dialogue. if you haven't noticed by now, I'm really trying to use different kinds if writing like I see in other fanfictions that I really like. Please R & R. For me? Enjoy!
"I am"
"No you aren't Malfoy."
"Just admit it Rosie Posie, I am awesomer than you."
"Malfoy, this is really immature."
"So?"
"So, we're seventeen, seventh years, head boy and girl. RAVENCLAWS for Merlins sake!"
"Aww Head boy and girl are just titles. As are Ravenclaws."
"Just give up Scorpius.
"Nope."
"Yup."
"Nope."
"yup."
"Look who's being immature now, Weasley!"
"You, Malfoy?"
"No. You are."
"Keep dreaming Scorpius. Keep dreaming."
"You're just jealous Rosie."
"jealous of what Scorpius?"
"jealous of my many awesome traits. Traits which you lack."
"Oh. And what would these traits be Malfoy?"
"You know well enough, Weasley. Handsome, smart, awesome, amazing, talented, charming. I can keep going if you wish."
"Oh please Malfoy. You have about as much charm as a boggart."
"Say what you wish Rose, say what you wish. You and I both know that I have hoards of girls from all different houses just waiting for me to ask them on a date."
"Oh, and why don't you just go ahead and ask them already, Malfoy? I'm sure you can set some sort of record for the most girls dated in your last year at Hogwarts."
"Because, my dear Rosie, I've been dropping hints at one girl in particular, who doesn't seem taken by my handsome good looks and charm."
"And who might that girl be Scorpius?"
"It would be you, Rose."
I thought that was as good a place as any to end. I'll let you imagine what they say next :) As I said in the beginning, please R & R!