Chapter 11: Local Platoons
It was a partly cloudy morning over the Pacific Ocean. The Keroro Platoon didn't have much to do for the past week, no Chameleons, no orders, no missions, nothing. Keroro was the first to wake up, he started his day with some military drills. Keroro was then interrupted by a strange call from an unknown Keronian. Keroro looked at the call, and the caller's name was Jeruru, a Keronian commander that carried his own platoon, caller ID said. Keroro was baffled by this, but the answered the call anyways. "Hello" Keroro said. "Oh! Good morning, is this the Keroro residence?" Jeruru asked. Keroro then became even more confused, and suspicious then said," Yes this is Keroro. But before we get deeper into this conversation let's answer a few questions here. Who are you? Why do you have my number? And why are you calling me now at a time like this?" Keroro replied. Jeruru then said," Oh! My apologies Mr. Keroro, I didn't even introduce myself. My name is sergeant Jeruru, I am the great and glorious leader of the Jeruru platoon. AKA your new neighbor"! Keroro then paused and said," Wait my WHAT"! "Oh wait sorry, I have some important business to take care of at the moment. Oh and can you do me a favor and tell Shadodo I said hi, Chao!" Jeruru says then cuts of Keroro.
Keroro then begins to think the call was a prank call, and that he probably won't see the guy again. But before Keroro starts his warm ups again, he is yet again interrupted by another mysterious caller. This time the caller's name was Metata, who also had his own platoon. Keroro sighed and answered the call and said," Who is it"? Metata said," Do know a platoon leader that goes by the name of Keroro"? Keroro then face palmed and grunted, then answered," Yes, I'm Keroro". Metata then replied," Oh you are? Well then can you tell me where your current location is, because it doesn't seem to be on the map"? Keroro then replied," Okay, listen to me. Before we get over all this mapping stuff, can you please tell me HOW you got my number, and HOW you got my name"? Metata then respond impatiently," Hey can you listen ME! If you want the answers to your questions ask Stululu! Because I don't want to answer you DAMN questions. So just tell me how the HELL do I get to your DAMN BASE"! Keroro then became annoyed and said," You wanna know something! Just who the hell are you talking to! Ijust ask for some damn ANSWERS, but NO, I hae to just sit here and deal with you s***! You wanna know where the damn base is, it's in the middle of the PACIFIC OCEAN"! "Why didn't you just tell me that before…" Metata said. Keroro then hung up on Metata before he really got mad, and then immediately called Stululu. "Stululu, I have called you to ask you the reason why all these people are calling me for no apparent reason, and this early in the morning?" Keroro said. "Keroro…..I understand that the new neighbors are bothering you, but for the sake of the conquest they have to join and support the conquest for earth, along with the Chameleons counterattack as well." Stululu said. Keroro then became confused and said," Wait, did you say…..neighbors"? Stululu then sighed and said," Like I said, they are here for the sake of the conquest" (Monitor turns off).
Keroro then wakes up the platoon members, to tell them the news that he was given," My fellow platoon members! Up until now, all the days we've had this past week have been composed of nothing more than just lazing around, and doing nothing! But today is a different day! Today will be a very…lively day for us all! This is the day where we will be having neighbors, or locals!" Keroro announced. "Neigh…bors…." Zebubu said in a confused voice. Shadodo then got a strange call, which apparently got everyone's attention. Shadodo then took out his phone to figure out that the caller was none other than Jeruru. After realizing this he soon became disgusted and said," Here Keroro, it's for you…" and gave the phone to Keroro. Keroro then answered the phone only to hear Jeruru say," Oh hello~ Shadodo. I really hope your doing well, I heard that that nasty soldier, Zebubu was in your platoon unfortunately. How have the platoon members been treating you? Good"? Keroro then answered," You sick, SICK BASTARD!" Keroro said ferociously. "Jeruru then said" Oh! Keroro…nice to hear from you, uh…..I really have to go BYE!"(Hangs Up). Keroro and the rest of the platoon become disgusted of Jeruru, especially Keroro, Zebubu, and Shadodo. All of a sudden, threetremors then rattle and shake the battleship. Keroro then is given message by Metata, telling him that his and Jeruru's, and Sameme's platoons were coming over.
TO BE CONTINUED