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Chapter 11: Why, Oh Why My Head?!


Spike sighed as he lit up another cigarette. His contact lay cowering on the ground covered in blood and dirt. The lizard looking demon groaned before trying to pick its self up off the ground.

"Going to tell what you know now?"

"Yesss… a pack of wolvesss have been ssseen around that location." It hissed, trying to brush off the dirt on its suit. Spike nodded, taking a drag from his cigarette watching his contact with disinterest.

"You should be nicer!" a voice startled Spike from watching his contact. Looking around he saw no one and shrugged his shoulders at the thought of voices in his head.

"Goin' out of my bleedin' mind." He muttered to himself heading towards the sewer entrance that he came down from.

"That'd be great! Then I wouldn't have to worry about Xander!" exclaimed the voice. Spike swirled around and got into a fighting stance. Again, no one was there which was beginning to help Spike believe that he was going insane.

"Who's there?" he shouted, looking around him for the source of the voice.

"We're in your brain you pathetic vampire!" stated a deeper growling voice. Laughter followed the statement causing Spike to grab his head in annoyance.

"Bloody hell! Okami is that you? I thought it was your voice I was hearing!" he said shaking his head back and forth.

"That's good! I'm not alone! My new friend here has been helping me! We got sealed away by my clan. I knew there was a reason I didn't talk to my sister anymore!" Okami happily told him. Spike continued towards the entrance of the sewers as the two new people in his head argued back and forth about one thing or another.

"Shut the hell up! I can't bleedin' think with you two yammering away like that!" There was silence for all of five minutes before they began to talk again. Spike let out a sigh of frustration as he headed back towards the apartment.

"I want ice cream!" Okami whined, making Spike growl. This caused the few people on the street to stare at him as if he were insane. This was confirmed when he started to talk to himself.

"Why do you want that!? You won't even taste it! You're in my head!"

"Well if you're going to be like that then just forget it!" Spike rolled his eyes while continuing towards the apartment. "Hey! Don't tell Xander that we're in your head!" Okami shouted. Spike could almost sense the grin that graced Okami's face.

"I won't. Not like he'll believe me if I told him you were in my head." Okami and his companion laughed and Spike scowled at the sound. He smiled when he finally reached the apartment.

"I'm back!" Spike called out when he entered. The only sound that greeted him was the sound of the shower running. An evil grin made its self present on the vampire's face as he began to creep towards the bathroom. Spike's grin turned even more evil as he saw Xander washing off his body. He quickly stripped of his clothes and slipped into the shower behind Xander. Xander gasped and turned around when he felt cold hands on his hips.

"Holy shit Spike!" he exclaimed at the grinning vampire, Spike responded to this with a kiss. Xander moaned as Spike's tongue caressed his own, his arms wrapping around the vampire's neck and pulled him in closer.

"Shit, that's hot!" stated Okami's companion in Spike's head. Spike pulled away from Xander with a growl. Xander stared at his lover in confusion as he cursed quietly to himself.

"Spike? Is everything okay?" Spike turned to him, his mouth opening and closing as he decided on what to say to Xander.

"It's nothing pet. I just remembered that I've got something to do." He informed Xander as he got out of the shower, grabbed his clothes and retreated to the bedroom. Xander stood, watching Spike for a couple of minutes before turning back to the still warm water and continued to shower.

Spike glared at the mirror that he was staring into before sighing and putting his clothes on again. Okami was strangely silent as his friend went on about how hot it was when he and Xander were making out in the shower.

"Would you shut the bloody hell up!?" Spike growled out. The voice went silent for a few minutes before he began to ask questions about their sex life.

"Shut up!" Okami's voice resounded in his head. The companion went silent for the last time and Spike could once again hear his own thoughts.

"If I didn't know any better, I'd say your jealous Okami." Spike teased the wolf demon in his head. He heard a low growl then all was silent.

"If I were jealous, vampire, you wouldn't be around." Came a dark chuckle followed by an image of Spike being dusted by Okami. Spike shivered at the image before turning back to the mirror and the lack of his reflection.

"Damn." Was all Spike said as he laid on the bed and drifted off to sleep while waiting for Xander.


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