AN: Ok so I fail at life. I've decided that it would be a lot easier to just continue the story instead of start a sequel. My apologies.
DISCLAIMER: I own nothing of Supernatural and the comments are just comments. Don't take anything personally.
Home?
Not seconds after Hon was attacked by her parents did Laura wake up and was crowded by her parents as well. The parents also included a step mom or dad here and there. Hon saw a look of worry and shock settle over her mom, dad, stepmom, and step dad's faces. Laura saw that same look cross her mom, dad, and her new step mother's faces.
"What happened?" Laura and Hon said together.
"The driver said he had no idea how you got in the middle of the interstate. He said it was like you just popped right in front of him and he couldn't stop…" Leah's mom, Sarah, trailed off.
"You were hit with a semi." Hon's mother, Morgan, said bluntly. She was usually a blunt woman but the look on her face was different. She always acted different when Jay was around. Laura's mom did the same accept her way of showing it was through awkward shifting in her seat when Bob was close…or rather in reach of her fist.
"The doctor's said you wouldn't make it and if you did you'd be in a coma for some time." Cami, Hon's stepmom, said giving Jay a look of why-is-she-saying-that?
"Ok, Can we have some space? At least before the doctors come get us for a butt load of random tests?" Hon said above all the random chatter that had settled. They all mumbled some sure's and we'll make sure you get peace and other random junk like that.
"Ok so what was that like some kind of AU experience?" Laura asked.
"I don't know. I was talking to Gabe in the bar. He said the same thing Cas said in Changing Channels." Hon replied quietly.
"And what would that be?"
"You know, this thing is too powerful to be a trickster and stuff."
"So what's your best bet on what it is?"
"Same thing as what the trickster turned out to be."
"Shit! You think she's an angel?"
"Hell yes I think she's a..." Hon waited for the nurse that stopped at the door when he heard Hon to walk away. Once he did she continued picking her words more carefully, "an angry flying fur-real-friend. I mean look at us. Sure we've got some scraps and a broken bone or two but we're NOT dead. We were hit with a firkin semi for Cas's sake!"
They both smiled and started laughing. They loved to bring random references hardly anyone else got into their every day talk.
"Ok so let's think of this from a SPN point of view." Hon said waiting for a reply but didn't get on. "Ugh. WWTWD?" Laura still with a look of confusion on her face. "What would the Winchester's do!"
It finally clicked in Laura's head. She had to of received some head damage. "Well if we're looking as if we are them then we would get better, prepare to summon her into some holy oil, and ask WHAT THE FUCK ASSBUTT? If we are looking at it from we are us and they are here. Well, they would come to the hospital, ask questions about the accident, disappear for some amount of time; we hunt their asses down and ask 'What the hell?' even though we already know what the hell. They try to say something stupid that leads to nothing of the truth and then you and your mighty She hulk powers beat some sense into them and they spill their guts." Laura finished with a big intake of air because she somehow said it all in one breath.
"I think your oxygen level went down. That's very dangerous. How do I always link something to SPN?" Hon said jokingly.
"You're obsessed just as much as I am. You were thinking of Dean in the hospital talking about how the nurses weren't hot and the Snuggle teddy bear, weren't you?"
"Holy crap since when did you get creepy Sam demon mind powers?"
"I know two things for a fact. One Burt and Ernie are gay. Two you are completely obsessed with that episode and most episodes where Dean either dies or is almost dead. Now that you look at it, none of the nurses are really that hot."
There was a small knock on the door. The people didn't wait for an answer, and walked in.
"Now those are some hot nurses." Hon said as Sam and Dean from 2011 walked in.
"Why thank you but we're not nurses." Dean said with a smirk. Laura knew Hon's heart had just melted.
Dean got a look of what-the-hell from Sam. Sam turned to them and started, "We're-"
"FBI." Hon and Laura said at the same time. Sam and Dean gave each other awkward glances.
"I'm agent-" Dean started just like Sam.
"Young." Hon said quickly before he could finish.
"And this is your partner Agent Angus." Laura said just as Sam opened his mouth.
"How the hell did you know that?" Dean asked.
"Sorry didn't mean to come off creepy." Hon said then turning her attention to Laura, "Did that bitch flip us from one AU to another?"
"Excuse us, but what the hell?" Dean interrupted.
"Don't interrupt. It's rude." Hon snapped at him.
"Didn't your mother teach you manners? Shit. Sorry." Laura said after she realized her mistake. Turning her attention back to Hon, "It has to be. They are technically fictional characters and-"
"Wait are you talking about the Carver Edlund books?" Sam asked quickly before he got cut off.
"NO!" Hon and Laura screamed at once.
"Ok let's all take a break and breath. What are you talking about because I'm sure we've heard crazier stuff.
"Doubt it." Hon mumbled.
"Ditto that." Laura whispered.
The boys pulled up some chairs and listened to their story of what happened. They left out the first AU. They knew it would be awkward. Once they were done there was a look of shock and maybe some disbelief, definitely a lot of disbelief. They stared off into space a bit and it took Hon almost smacking them out of it. Luckily they only need a sharp kick to the side to be knocked out of the trance.
"You think an angel sent you guys to the center of that interstate?" Dean asked with his eyebrows raised slightly.
"Do you know what angel?" Sam asked. Instantly the scene of Sam babying that college student in Tall Tales popped into her mind.
"You're too precious for this world." Hon barley chocked out before breaking down laughing. It took Laura a second but she finally put 3 and 6 together and got 9. She broke down in laughter too. The boys were sitting there not knowing what to do. Then Dean remembered the line he told Bobby when he was telling his half of the story from when they first met the trickster. He also started laugh not as loud as the girls but he was laughing.
"What are you guys laughing about?" Sam asked confused.
"Chillax grumpy." Laura said between her massive laughs.
It took them a minute (twenty to be exact) for all of them to calm down. Laura and Hon's faces were red and had a few tear tracks from laughing so hard.
"Ok so where were we?" Hon asked still laughing a little.
"Um I think we were freaking them out with how much we know about their lives." Laura answered.
A nurse poked her head in the door and said, "Sorry visiting hours are over. Time to leave."
"We'll be back tomorrow." Sam said still not understanding why everyone had broken into random laughter.
"Ok see you tomorrow, agents." Laura said agents in a sarcastic way.
The whole hospital was mostly dark within an hour and a half after the so called agents had left. Hon was more of a nocturnal person. Laura was the same. They were up when they heard Mrs. Hineman's voice at the receptionist's desk. "I just wanted to drop these off for the girls."
"Visiting hours are over come tomorrow." Said the same nurse as earlier. Poor chick got stuck with the night shift.
There was a deep sigh that sounded like it came from Mrs. Hineman. Then there was a loud tumbling noise like someone fell. Hon and Laura were completely silent. Laura mouthed the words possum and they both acted like they were sleeping. They heard the sound of heels clicking on the floor. It stopped right in front of the door and continued into their room.
"Well, you girls are good actresses but you can't hide the fact that you're awake from an angel." Mrs. Hineman said.
"YES! I was right!" Hon screamed.
"I never doubted you." Laura followed up.
"You doubt me on other things."
"True, but one way or another either of us is always right."
"That was about as confusing as Black Swan. Oddly though I still followed it."
"Yeah, not Padme's best work if you ask me."
"Ok can we get off this little bunny trail?" Mrs. Hineman was on the verge of yelling.
"Sorry Mrs. H…" The girls said together.
"Don't call me that. My real name is Rachel."
