Disclaimer: Hi! I'm taking over Anya's intro because she said I could ^.^ She doesn't own Hetalia or Cleverbot!
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Hi, I'm Sealand! Anya's busy so she said I could write this chappie. I hope you enjoy it seeing as it's all about me :-) So anyways, how many of you recognize me as a country? Please, I just want some acknowledgement…so I'll put up a poll on Anya's profile or something, I'm sure she won't mind. ^.^
~*Sealand*~
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User: Hiya, I'm Sealand!
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Cleverbot: Sealand?
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User: Yes! I'm sure you've heard all about me :-).
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Cleverbot: You're sure I have what?
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User: Wait, haven't you heard of Sealand? I'm a country!
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Cleverbot: Yes I've heard about the bird, isn't it the word?
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User: I'm a country! Please just acknowledge me!
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Cleverbot: Thats what I want you to tell me.
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User: What? I don't really understand what you want.
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Cleverbot: I don't understand you either.
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User: You git...come on, I'm Sealand!
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Cleverbot: You don't have a land.
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User: Yes I do!
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Cleverbot: Sanitarium! Leave me be!
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User: *twitches* I'm not crazy, I swear I'm a country!
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Cleverbot: *pinches your nose* No baby don't sneeze, hold it back!
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User: What the bloody hell are you talking about?!
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Cleverbot: The same world you are talking about.
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User: Did you just call me crazy?
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Cleverbot: Yes.
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User: I AM NOT CRAZY YOU SELF-OBSESSED TWIT! I'm SEALAND!
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Cleverbot: What else would you like me to do for you?
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User: Just leave me alone now, you're just a big jerk...
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Cleverbot: No.
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User: Yes.
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Cleverbot: If a single being would travel in time, I do not know what would happen.
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User: What? God this stupid computer is infuriating! I can't believe I'm doing this for people to recognize me.
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Cleverbot: You're no help.
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User: Oi! You arse! *starts cursing verbally at computer*.
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Cleverbot: Don't cry.
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User: Damn you to hell! I'll call my big brother and he'll use his dark magic on you!
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Cleverbot: I'll call you BigMac.
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(my big brother, England, stepped in) User: Um, hi, I do believe we've met before...ah well, I think I need to get Sealand away from my computer now, he's cursing up a storm in the house and it's annoying the neighbors.
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Cleverbot: I looked you up on Wikipedia. You're a computer. You are artificial intelligence.
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User: Yeah...right...good day.
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Cleverbot: You speak broken english, not so clever.
Hahahaha! I started laughing at the last line because big brother is always berating America on his
improper use of the English language and how he butchers it, and now Cleverbot tells big brother that
his English is horrible! :-p it was awesome! Best moment that happened to me all day! I'm just a bit
bummed that I had to use brother's computer…..then he took it away from me. :-(