Hurricane Swan Chapter 11: Paintball, a twilight fanfic

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It makes me so happy to add the same names in each chapter and even more to add new ones! ^^

I just thought we could take a glimpse into Joanne's mind and I'm sorry if I swear I can't remember but this is Joanne's awesome mind ;)

JoannePOV

I hate my brother.

"You lost. You lost. Waaaaaay!" I ignored twin two's antics and mentally cursed Kaiya for my still orange hair. Suddenly Jack launched into my lap, so I growled and threw him across the lawn accidentally causing him to smash into Derek's new Lexus.

"Crap!" Jack and I shared a look and sped off into the woods not wanting a crazy Australian on our backs for killing his new car, oh well 6 days without annoying anyone (Adam doesn't count) was a record. Once we thought we were far enough away my borhter started again.

"You l-o-s-t! Looooos-"

"Finish that word and I'll knock your teeth out."

"Awww poor little Jo-Jo, your team lost and you can't accept it... hahaha." I glared at him and his bouncy pink hair.

"At least I'm not a walking orange with pink hair." I grumbled.

"Well I think it suits me actually," he started to strut around sticking his bum out. "I was thinking I should get a permanent tan and keep my hair pink, it's so chic." He them went and did what we called the 'flap', which caused me to burst out laughing. "See sis, I know how to lighten the mood." He flopped onto the ground.

"True," I have one more laugh then sobered up. "Jaaaack?" My brother groaned.

"What do you want now?" He sighed.

"What? How very dare you? You think that I want something?" He rolled onto his stomach and rested his chin in his hands.

"Okay then. Surprise me." He said, looking at me. It was silent for a while.

"Well I don't want-"

"See, look who was right. Sorry." He said after I shot him a look.

"I was thinking that with Adam going barmy, Lawrence going all lovey dovey and mum all emotionally unstable, we need to do something to cheer everyone up, and think of something to destroy Mr. Penny back in Forks." Twin two looked thoughtful for a minute.

"Hmm, I vote yes to the cheering up, no to the destroying of penny head unless we have talked to Bella about it first. No buts."

I crossed my arms and pouted.

"That is not going to work on me, I'm not 12 anymore, we were both 40 this year. Oh god, that makes me feel old."

"Well Bella is 88 in a few months... actually she is already. Adam is 85 in December. Kaiya was 73, Sam is 65, and Lorrie is the baby at 32."

"But according to the age gap Lol, you and I are the babies, there is a fair but of distance between 65 and 40, Sam and Kaiya could easily be our parents."

"Yuck, like I would want little miss arty and doctor as my parents." I grumbled.

"Stop being a baby... and run!" He shouted and ran to the east, I managed to get out of view just before Derek the bull charged into the area we were just sitting and Jack and I were his red flag.

"It was Joanne's fault!" Jack called.

"Traitor! But Derek it's the mould too wide to be me?" Derek snarled and chased after us, and I easily met up with Jack.

"To the shed?" He nodded and we sped up.

BPOV

"No luck catching them then?" I snickered as Derek ran up the stone steps empty handed.

"They're your children. Learn to control them." He growled which caused me to laugh.

"You're not allowed to talk to your aunt like that!" Aimee called.

"Technically I'm three years older than her!" He wined, as Ash appeared at the front door.

"Derek John Quinn Houghton, don't talk to your mother like that and your aunt is still 40 years older than you." He scolded him.

"Thank you Ash, but leave him be his new car was trashed by Jack and Joanne. Anyone would be annoyed." Ash sighed and sent Derek on his way.

"Do you have so much trouble?" Ash asked, sitting on the wall.

"With what in particular?" He shrugged. "Well as we were all between 16 and 18 when we changed, our immaturity levels are pretty much the same, I'm seen as the mom in most cases, sometimes a sister to Lawrence and a best friend to Adam, but they all listen to me and each other, but in decisions I have the final say."

"Ah, sounds calm."

"Ash? Honestly? Have you seen Jack and Joanne? Have you heard about what happened to Adam? Nothing that happens in the Swan family is calm."

"Fair point. Speaking of troubles, what are you going to do?" He asked looking at me concerned, which gave me a sense of déjà vu.

"You really helped me all those years ago you know. I was a newborn with another newborn, and there you were with your 200 years being all concerned for me." I smiled at him.

"Well what are brothers for?" He reached over and hugged me. "So answer my question please; it would make me feel more inclined to let you all leave."

"I hate your super memory sometimes you know." I sighed and looked over the amazing landscape of the snow capped mountains surrounded with thick green pine, calming. "Well there isn't much we can do but be there for Adam and hope Sam is able to find a cure in a book somewhere. As for my problem, I truly don't know, I want to go back there, take revenge and make him hurt, but I also love him so much I want him to be happy with her."

"Her?"

"Well I'm not sure if it was real or not, he looked more vampire-like than I remembered, but I had some sort of... vision, where he was there and another female I recognised, Valerie." After I had told everyone my past, Adam seemed to find the courage to tell everyone else his past.

"Really?" He exclaimed with wide eyes, his jaw almost becoming unhinged, "have you told him yet?" I opened my mouth to explain why when I noticed the door had just opened.

"No, she didn't. Why Bella?" Adam asked looking hurt.

"Adam, I'm sorry. With everything that has been going on and how I wasn't even sure it was real..."

"How long ago did you have your 'vision'." He spat, face angry but eyes quite hurt.

"I'm not going to tell you when you're like this, calm down then we'll talk." I said quietly.

"No." He ran up to me and grabbed me by the shoulders, Ash went to pull him off but I shook my head. I looked straight into Adam's eyes sternly.

"Really? Fine, it was shortly after Jacob bit into your shoulder." He snarled at me and shook me slightly.

"You have known all this time, and you didn't tell me?" He said, voice raising with every word.

"Would it have changed anything? Don't lie to me Adam. Now let-go-of-me." He quickly did, face changing from angry to hurt.

"I'm sorry." He whispered and ran into the woods. I went to run after him, but Lawrence who had emerged during the discussion, ready to step in stood in front of me.

"Leave him be. I'll go talk to him." He gave me a small smile and jogged off after his brother. I let out a gust of hair and leaned against the wall, but was quickly alert as I heard a movement in the woods, but quickly managed to get though the door before a sky blue paint ball hit me.

"Whoo paint ball!" Terry screamed adding a war cry, opening a closet filled with them. We quickly split up into pairs and picked our colours.

Jack and Joanne were sky blue. Ash and Aimee were yellow. Terry and Anne were green. Lucy and a now calm Derek were orange. Sam and Kaiya were purple. Martiee and I were pink, and if Lawrence and Adam returned they were red.

We all sped off and war began.

sHssHs

"It was great seeing you," I hugged Aimee and Ash tightly while the rest said their goodbyes, "And I'm sorry about the house."

"It's fine, we needed a little fun and the house was due a redecoration anyway, but you provided us with a good colour scheme."

"What rainbows?" Joanne snickered, and hugged Aimee, "We will see you soon Auntie Aimee."

"Well you better, I would like to see Martiee at least once a year."

"You will mom." Martiee came and smiled at her new parents, "Lawrence and I are going to alternate, six months there, six months here and we all come together at Christmas."

"Well I think that is a very good idea, what about you?" I said happily.

"Perfect."

"Flight to Seattle at Gate C is boarding."

"That's us. Bye." Adam marched up, shook Ash's hand and hugged Aimee, then grabbed my hand and towed me towards the gate.

"You ready to go back?" He asked.

"As ready as I can be...you?" I looked up at him, and he gave we a tight lipped smile.

"We'll see."

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Next chapter will be back to school... mwhuhahaha