One thing though, Walter should be in this...somewhere, but since he's a dick in this fic and he would probably ruin it for everyone so he's out and Pip will be in all of them. Since the Walter incident already happened Naruto is also a werewolf. They also won't be very long since I got what I need to make the next chapter but you wanted it so you got it. To make it easier for me to write the blood pill will already exist and Pip will be a vampire.
PS - Pip and Seras can survive in sunlight since Seras had that ability and, by extension, so will Pip
Alright, for reals this time, HERE IT IS!
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First, New Years/New years eve.
It was new years eve in the Hellsing manor and everyone was working on something. Naruto was cooking the deer he had caught in the woods surrounding the manor, Morgana was useing her ability to manipulate gravity to raise herself to hang decarations where it would be otherwise impossible to do anything, Seras was making a salad and dessert, Pip was going on a snack run, and Integra was directing all her Soldiers to decorate whatever was left over under the condition they were aloud to spend their new years on the grounds with their families. Anderson had been invited as well so he was bringing every kind of alcohol he had at his home...he had a lot of wine.
Naruto and Morgana finished at the same time and were looking to see if they could help with anything else.
When they were told by everyone that they were fine and almost done they didn't know what to do. It was only noon and they still had to wait for another nine hours for the party to start They stood in silence until Morgana suddenly broke it, "Wanna do it?"
The question was very blunt and said with a straight face but Naruto still grinned widely, grabbed her and dissapeared in a burst of speed. If one were to go into the dungeon they would feel the ground shaking and grunts and moans coming from Naruto and Morgana's room.
By the time the noise ended it was half past nine. When they made it back up to the parents of all the kids glared at them while moving their hands away from their kid's ears.
Morgana and Naruto, having no shame when their favorite subject was involved, just grinned and walked on. When they got to the kitchen they both immediatly went for the deer, Naruto just ripped off the deer lower half and began carrying it into the ballroom that had long since been converted into a MASSIVE living room.
Morgana followed while taking a blood pill out of her shadow storage, where, after Integra had a million pills since they were so cheap to make, she had put several thousand. She quickly swallowed it and followed Naruto into living room. When they got there it was packed, there was only a few seats left, luckily two were next to eachother, right in front of the tv at that. They just sat there, eating half a deer in twenty minutes between the two of them.
By the time it was a minute to midnight everyone had gathered around the tv and was waiting for the count down.
When it got there everyone began counting, "Five, four, three, two, one, ZERO!" Balloons and confetti began falling from the ceiling and everyone was going crazy. After several minutes every couple began kissing. Thirty seconds after that every seperated and began conversing again. Integra began looking around for Naruto and Morgana but couldn't find them. When she finally saw them she quickly shouted, "Not in front of so many people!"
The reason she yelled this? Naruto and Morgana were in the far corner, making out with Naruto lifting Morgana with his hands on her ass and her legs wrapped around his waist.
They both froze, looked at Integra, and quickly fazed through the floor into their room. GIGGITY GIGGITY!
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Valentines day
It was the biggest...and only love based holiday and Naruto was freaking out. HE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO GET MORGANA! This was their first valentines day and he wanted to do something as special as possible for his wife. He was still thinking when Integra's voice suddenly came to life on the intercom," Naruto, Morgana, we have a mission."
Naruto apeared in Integra's office with Morgana. Integra quickly began telling them their mission, "Two vampire has broken into a blood bank. Just go and kill him and get back here." She just turned back to the papers on her desk after she said this.
Naruto and Morgana both headed out, going by foot since it was only a few towns over and Naruto could carry Morgana. When they got there they agreed to each take one.
Naruto quickly found his target, drinking every drop of blood her could find. Naruto just walked up to him, the dumbass not even realising someone was here. Naruto quickly grabbed his head and tore it off, blood gushing from it. When Naruto saw this he got an idea.
Morgana had killed her target much like Naruto had killed his and began looking for him. When she found him he was sitting in front of a wall, the ashes of his target lying next to him. Then she saw the wall. It was a poem that he made to describe how he feels about Morgana. It didn't rhyme but it described how he saw her.
The love of my life is much like the ocean
She is fierce, wild and untameable
but she has a beauty that none can match
She is like a rose
More beautiful than any other
But will sting if handled without care
At the bottom were the words, "I love you, Morgana". A bloody heart was surrounding the whole thing. Morgana teared up a little and rushed to Naruto, jumped into his arms and kissed him full on the lips.
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Easter
Anderson suddenly walked into the Hellsing manor with a happy smile. When he saw Naruto and Morgana sitting in a chair meant for one he walked up to them and said, "Happy Easter!"
They both turned to him, turned to eachother and then turned back to him and said at the exact same time, "Vampire and werewolf. Why should we care." With this said they both just turned back to the tv.
Anderson, suddenly feeling out of place, went to look for Integra. When he found her she was obviously getting ready to leave. He voiced his question, "Are none of the people here going to celebrate Easter?"
Integra looked at him, "I was just going to eat lunch somewhere because no one here celebrates it. Wanna come with?"
Anderson stared at her for a few seconds and shrugged his shoulders, "Sure, why not." With this said they both walked out.
Yay, that's it for Easter.
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Not much after that that are celebrated in England but there are a few.
All Hallows Eve - My favorite time of year
For the first time ever, the Hellsing manor was open to the public. It was just for the trick-or-treaters. Naruto and Morgana were both passing out candy since it was their idea. They had also decorated the grounds, some of the blood was real but nobody had to know that.
There were a few teenagers that had said some things they shouldn't have but Naruto suddenly apearing at the door shut them up and made them run away while pissing their pants.
When the kids finally stopped coming they were cleaning the grounds Naruto heard the teenagers from before.
One, the leader aparently, said, "Alright, you know the plan. Find that woman with huge boobs and get a picture of her without her cloths on."
Naruto, getting annoyed that this little dumbass was trying to get a look at what was HIS, changed into his werewolf form and apeared behind them. They didn't realise it until he roared, literily making them crap their pants and run back to town. When they got there and told everyone what they saw they were immediatly sent to the wacky shack.
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Christmas
There was a massive christmas tree in the middle of the living room at the Hellsing manor. It was something that everyone was enjoying in some way. Naruto and Morgana were spending all their time under the mistletoe...literily, all their time. Seras was putting things under the tree and Pip was currently trying to reach the mistletoe that Naruto was holding above himself and Morgana.
It was late so everyone headed for bed. In the middle of Naruto woke up a little hungry. Morgana was snuggled up to him so he made a clone and substituted with it. He ate a steak that was in the fridge and was about to go back to bed when his sensitive ears suddenly heard someone in the living room.
When he got there it looked like someone was hunched over, stealing the gifts out from under the tree.
Good ending:
He rushed over but stopped when he saw it was just an old fat guy in a red suit. The old guy started talking in a voice that was just filled with joy, "Ho, ho, ho, MERRY CHRISTMAS NARUTO!"
Naruto looked at him with wide eyes, "You're Santa!? I can't believe it!" (HA)
Santa laughed again, "Yes, I'm real, and you and Morgana have been good this year. I don't really understand why she wanted her gift but it's what she wanted. Now go get some sleep."
Naruto, finding this all weird as hell, just did as he was told and wondered if this was some weird dream.
The next morning everyone was opening presents when Integra suddenly saw a letter on the coffee table (come on, every living room has one) and decided to read it. When she finished she lowered it and stared at Naruto...and stared and stared and stared.
She suddenly spoke up, "Any reason we have a letter writen by St. Nicholas?"
Naruto spoke up like it wasn't any big deal, "Oh, I got up for a midnight snack and met the guy, no big deal."
Everyone just shook their heads, figureing it was a weird dream and a prank letter by one of the guards.
When everything was said and done everyone headed their seperate ways to enjoy their gifts Naruto and Morgana went to their room and Naruto suddenly noticed Morgana didn't bring anything. "Where's your present Morgana?"
She just grinned," Oh, I have it but it's more for the both of us." She immediatly ripped her shirt open to reveal a red bra with white, puffy fur going along the edges. She tore off her pants to reveal matching panties.
Naruto stood there for a second and said, "We gotta leave something for Santa next year." Then he jumped on Morgana.
Bad ending:
He rushed over to the fat old man and proceeded to rip his head clean off. He turned into his werewolf form and began eating. When everything was gone Naruto headed back to his room and went to sleep.
The next morning everyone was wondering why no more presents were under the tree and why there was a large puddle of blood on the floor.
Naruto suddenly apeared in the room and was picking his teeth when he asked, "What's everyone doing?"
Integra answered, "Just wondering were this blood came from."
Naruto answered, "Someone tried to break in last night but I ate the old bastard." He suddenly picked a bright red fabric out of his teeth and turned around to walk out, oblivious to the horrified and baffled looks on everyone's faces.
Alright, here's the Holiday specials you all wanted. I honestly thought there would be more.