Mamma Mia! Here I go again! My, my, just how much I missed it! Yes, I've been gone for a long time! Now, it's time for an update! My, my, I should just shut up and write! (You have to read this sentence with the Mamma Mia tune. I know I'm nuts)
Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach, Tite Kubo does.
From: Jaegerjacques (A/N: I changed the name, so that it's correct) Grimmjow
To: Schiffer Ulquiorra
Subject: Desperation
I thought I was a tough guy who could handle every fucking problem. I thought I could just get over with that stupid orange head and forget him, I mean, it doesn't make sense running after someone who completely ignores you. We haven't exchanged a single word for two weeks now since school started, and I'm desperate. That fucktard brought out my emo side. Grimmjow Jaegerjacques is never emo, I thought you were the emo, not me. How can a single person completely put your world upside down? Is this how it feels when you're desperately in love? He's just a fucking human, just like me, so what's the problem? God, I'm already sounding emo. I hate you.
From: Schiffer Ulquiorra
To: Jaegerjacques Grimmjow
Subject: I hate you too
Don't you dare turn emo, Grimmjow. No, I'm not emo, maybe I look like one, but my character isn't. Or else I would run around sulking, saying that life isn't fair and that I hurt myself to feel alive. Okay, let's look at your situation. You really are desperate, that's really rare. That Ichigo seems to be really special to you. So, did you even try to talking to him? I'm sure you didn't. You know what, I have an idea. By the way, I hate you too.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
Ichigo15 has signed in. FleurDuMal has signed in.
FleurDuMal: Good evening. How do you do?
Ichigo15: I'm fine, thank you. Do I know? It seems you added me.
FleurDuMal: It doesn't matter who I am. I indirectly know you, Ichigo.
Ichigo15: Okay…what do mean with "indirectly"?
FleurDuMal: That doesn't matter in this case. I have to talk to you about something.
Ichigo15: If you say so…
FleurDuMal: You know Grimmjow Jaegerjacques, correct?
Ichigo15: Yes. Why? Are you a friend of his?
FleurDuMal: What do you think about him?
Ichigo15: Why should I tell someone I don't even know? Is this a prank?
FleurDuMal: No, it isn't. To be honest, I'm an online psychologist. And I have some sources and interesting information.
Ichigo15: Are you a freak? Or a stalker?
FleurDuMal: No, I'm not. I'm just trying to help you. So, answer my question.
Ichigo15: Okay, if you insist, it won't harm anybody if I tell you.
FleurDuMal: It is good to build an amicable bond with your psychologist, keep going.
Ichigo15: Okay…Grimmjow's an asshole. That's it.
FleurDuMal: Is that all? And why is he that?
Ichigo15: Because he doesn't give a damn about other's feelings and does what he wants to achieve his goals.
FleurDuMal: I already know that.
Ichigo15: So you are a friend of his.
FleurDuMal: Didn't you have a…special bond with him?
Ichigo15: Somehow you're freaking me out. How much do you know? What did he tell you?
FleurDuMal: I'm the one asking the questions.
Ichigo15: I can go offline any moment now, so tell me who you are and what you want.
FleurDuMal: Listen. I know a lot about you. Maybe I know more than you? Do you want me to distribute this information in the World Wide Web?
Ichigo15: Are you trying to bribe me? I'm not scared of a freak.
FleurDuMal: Very well.
Ichigo15: …
Ichigo15: Oh shit, a giant message just appeared on my screen, did you do that?!
FleurDuMal: Who else would be capable? Do you want the world to know about the sexual relationship you had with Grimmjow?
Ichigo15: No, and we didn't even have sex!
FleurDuMal: I know. Now let's be friends, okay?
Ichigo15: You know?! Oh God…fine, I'll talk.
FleurDuMal: So, how do you feel about Grimmjow Jaegerjacques?
Ichigo15: I'm really angry after what he has done. I mean, he just messed around in my private sphere.
FleurDuMal: Why do you think did he do those stupidities?
Ichigo15: I don't know, maybe he just wants to sleep with me.
FleurDuMal: Are you sure?
Ichigo15: Yes, damn it, I don't care if he told me he loved me, I'm sure it was a lie.
FleurDuMal: And did you have feelings for him?
Ichigo15: At first I denied it, but to be honest…I started really liking him. I mean, not just like a good friend, but more than that.
FleurDuMal: So you mean you were about to fall in love?
Ichigo15: Yes. Why am I telling you all of this anyway?
FleurDuMal: Don't forget, I can send that message that appeared on your screen a minute ago to the whole school.
Ichigo15: Okay, okay, I'll just answer your stupid questions, okay?
FleurDuMal: Imagine this scenario: A boy falls in love with a cute girl. What does he do to get her attention?
Ichigo15: He talks to her?
FleurDuMal: What else?
Ichigo15: Boys normally annoy the girls they like.
FleurDuMal: Yes. What does the boy do when the girl doesn't even know he exists?
Ichigo15: He just talks to her and introduces himself, I already said that.
FleurDuMal: Wrong. He tries to act cool in front of his friends when she's around. For example, he talks loudly, or does something spectacular, or he acts like an asshole.
Ichigo15: Wouldn't talking to her be easier?
FleurDuMal: Not everyone does that, Ichigo.
Ichigo15: Yeah, you're right, sorry.
FleurDuMal: No need to apologize. Now, who does this boy in our scenario remind you of?
Ichigo15: Let me think…
Ichigo15: …
Ichigo15: Grimmjow…oh my God.
FleurDuMal: Do you understand what I'm trying to tell you?
Ichigo15: He wants me to notice him?
FleurDuMal: To be exact, he wants you to notice his true feelings. Would a guy, who just wants a sexual relationship, go that far?
Ichigo15: I am so stupid.
FleurDuMal: No you're not. Probably you don't have any experience with love. It's okay.
Ichigo15: I don't know who you really are, but…thank you.
FleurDuMal: No problem. That's what a psychologist is here for. And you should tell your girlfriend about everything.
Ichigo15: You even know about that? You're scary. Anyway, I have to go now, bye, and thanks for everything!
FleurDuMal: You are welcome.
Ichigo15 has signed out. FleurDuMal has signed out.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
From: Arisawa Tatsuki
To: Inoue Orihime
Subject: Friends again
Have you seen what happened at school today? Grimmjow and Ichigo actually ate lunch together in class. They're friends again! How can Ichigo forgive that bastard? I don't get it. But you know what? Let's just not care about that for now, if everything's fine between you and Ichigo, I'm happy. And somehow your boyfriend looks happier than before.
From: Inoue Orihime
To: Arisawa Tatsuki
Subject: Happy
Somehow I'm glad they're friends again, even after what Grimmjow has done. I already had the feeling that Ichigo stay mad too long, he seemed quite desperate. I couldn't imagine ignoring Tatsuki for so long…I would be sad too. Now everything seems to be fine, right?
From: Jaegerjacques Grimmjow
To: Kurosaki Ichigo
Subject: Thank God
Hey Ichi, good that we're buddies again. I was totally surprised as you came to my place last night. So, actually, what I wanted to ask again (I already asked you this in the morning, but you didn't answer): Are we a couple now? I mean, after what happened yesterday…maybe we could do something tomorrow evening after kendo training and talk a little (or a little more at my place, hehe)?
From: Kurosaki Ichigo
To: Jaegerjacques Grimmjow
Subject: Embarrassing
Could you please stop talking about such embarrassing moments? You know what, I first have to tell Inoue about everything, then you could say we're a couple. Are you happy now? Good. Now leave me, I have to study. And yes, we can do something tomorrow after school. But I'll choose where we'll go, okay?
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
From: Kuchiki Rukia
To: Abarai Renji; Kurosaki Ichigo; Jaegerjacques Grimmjow; Yasutora Sado; Arisawa Tatsuki; Inoue Orihime; etc.
Subject: Kuchiki Introduction Party
Hello everybody! My name is Kuchiki Rukia and I'm glad to meet you all! I'm new at school, some of you probably know me. Since a lot of you don't know me yet, I decided to organize a party and invited all high school students! I attached a map to this email so that you can find the Kuchiki mansion without problems. I would be glad if all of you came, the party's on Saturday, it would make me happy to find some new friends! Love, Kuchiki Rukia.
From: Inoue Orihime
To: Kurosaki Ichigo
Subject: Kuchiki party
Hi Ichigo, did you get the invitation from Rukia-chan? I was surprised as she came into our classroom today, she's so nice! I heard that her brother, Byakuya Kuchiki, is one of the richest people here in Japan! So, are you going to the party? I'm going, and it would be fun if you were there too!
From: Kurosaki Ichigo
To: Inoue Orihime
Subject: RE: Kuchiki party
Yeah, I'm going, she really is nice. But she's tiny! But before that, do you wanna do something after school on Friday? We could go have some tea in the café beside school.
Okay, I'm stopping this chapter here. So, next chapter is going to be a special chapter! Be happy! I hope you liked this one, thank you for reading and please review!