Chapter 11:
Captain Hook's next plot.
Two days later aboard the "Jolly Rodger" in Pirate's Cove, the pirates were singing:
(Pirates):"Oh, A pirate's life is a wonderful life,of being to be,
In the need of a buccaneer, then a life of a pirate is for me, Oh! A life of a pirate for me." Hook's first-mate, Mr. Smee and his wife Evelyn Townsend
Hook bringing shaving utensils for James T. Hook.
(Smee): "Good morning ,men."
(Jack von Sparrow)holding a pistol to them:"And what's so good morning, about it, Mr. Smee, Here we are gathering
barnicles, while the Captain plays Ring-around-the-roses with Peter, Wendy and Jane Pan when we should be raiding merchant ships, so tell the Captain we're weary." the rest of the crew gazed a stern look at Sparrow, Mr. Smee stuck his tongue at Sparrow, then he and Evelyn continues toward the Captain's cabin.
At his Cabin, James T. Hook, while smoking two cigars with a double cigar holder was studying a map of Neverland.
(Hook): "Blast that Peter & Wendy Pan, had they hadn't gone to London,I would trap them in their lair, but how am I going to lure them back?"
(Smee): Good morning ,Captain..."
(Hook): " I'VE GOT IT, Smee, Jane Pan!"
(Smee) nervously:"J-J-J-J-Jane Pan, Peter and Wendy's daughter?"
(Hook): "Of course, I should have thought about that earlier."
(Evelyn): "Er, begging the Captain's pardon, but She's my 2nd cousin to my cousin, Wendy.
(Hook): " Great Scott, Your'e right, Dear wife, I realized that you're the cousin to errrr, my Red Handed Jill."
(Evelyn): "Even though you want to get rid of Pan, promise you would not harm my cousin."
(Hook): "My dear Evelyn, your husband, Captain James T. Hook always give my word!"
(Evelyn): "Promise, James?"
(Hook) "I always keep my word."
(Evelyn): "Even though you knew Peter Pan's hideout, What if Hitler might find out ?"
(Hook) sneering: "If that bloodthirsty guttersnipe of a tyrannosaurus rex, Schickelgruber ever dares to steal my revenge,
I'll slice him up to ribbons, just as I'll do it to Pan!"
(Evelyn): "Well, how about to use Jane as a bargaining chip for a truce between you and Peter?"
(Hook): You mean that my enemy could be an ally to fight that tyrannical monster?"
(Evelyn): "Presiscly."
TBC... What a tricky pirate, that old codfish is, at least Hook hated Hitler much as Pan does.
More coming soon. Nat Bauer, This is where "Fallen Embers" leaves off.Please Read & Review.
"A Pirate's Life" is a song from Disney's Peter Pan.
Faith, Trust, & Pixie Dust!