Summary: Sasuke suffers from Down syndrome and was suppose to die at the age of 10 but he is now 16. His older brother Itachi takes care of him there parents deserted them and Sasuke wants to gain intelligence.
I'm sorry I just had to do this to Hinata and Neji it was an offer I just couldn't pass up I mean wow the funniness of it all...What is wrong with you people do you not care that Mikoto and Fugaku could be dead!?
–Chapter ten–
Schizophrenic knows best?
The Hyuga Home was Beautiful. It smelled of lilac and breakfast that was recently cooked. They had creme colored walls with Brown leather couches, a plasma LG T.V. They had a dog named Byakugan. He was a cute Pomeranian lap dog with white fur and a pale green collar. Hinata and Neji came from stairs Sasuke was shaking trying to hold his laughter.
They were basically wearing the same thing. A sleeveless sweater vest with Bage and yellow diamond print and stitches. They had a crisp white collar shirt three buttons on it. To top it all off he was wearing white shorts and she was wearing a white skirt.
Pale eyes stared at Sasuke wondering why he was shaking and his face was turning red. They walked down the stairs in step and fro a brief moment Sasuke's mind went to a commercial he saw on FOX earlier this morning.
Where Hinata and Neji and where here to say
If you wouldn't like to have a boring day
Then why don't you get up and try some
New flavors of Double mint gum!
They both smile then chewing the gum !
Sasuke broke out to hysterics he was laughing so hard and nearly rolling on the floor.
Hiashi walked in from the kitchen in Bage shorts and a yellow long sleeved dress shirt.
Sasuke laughed again even harder if possible.
"Thank you for coming Sasuke! I didn't want to leave Neji alone for too long so I asked Hinata to invite one of her friend so he wouldn't be lonely. Oh I'll only be gone a second to drop Hinata off at the dentist then I'll join you guys at the tennis court! Only two rules don't let neji call the police or run away ok?"
"Kay!"
"If anything goes too bad Hinata's instructor Tenten is just in the office right outside the court."
Sasuke wanted to bounce but he decide not to at least not while Hiashi was there so he nodded reassuringly. What's the deal Neji seemed calm enough he wasn't doing anything to rash.
Hinata was twitching nervously and Neji was scowling at the floor. So Sasuke and the double mint twins and Hiashi headed towards the car. As soon as they got into the back seat and everyone was seated and buckled. Neji, Sasuke then Hinata. Hiashi pulled out a cd case and flipped through his Cd's and took one out and popped it in.
"He probably listen boring-" Sasuke was about to say to Hinata when loud music blasted through the speakers causing Sasuke to visibly jump.
"Down with the Sickness"
Blasted through the car as they drove Sasuke was shocked. Neji bobbed his head and sang along with the chorus Hinata stared out the window and sang along as well as she started to roll it up and down.
Get up come on get down with the sickness
Get up come on get down with the sickness
Get up come on get down with the sickness
Open your hate and let it flow in the sickness
Get up come on get down with the sickness
You mother get up, come on get down with the sickness
You fucker get up, come on get down with the sickness
Madness is the gift that has been given
(Tisk Tisk Bad Hiashi)
To sum it all up Hiashi was a scary driver, take that back he was a terrifying driver. He made quick turns and zoomed past a green light. He would go full throttle on U turns, he drove wildy. Sasuke was laughing again as he watched the Hyuga's normal life in front of him he bounced with the Metal music in key. Soon they were at Sunny Dale's Tennis courts "You serve the ball our service never falls."
Love 15
Could be heard from Sunny Dale's as they stepped out of the car.
"I know he's here..." neji muttered to himself.
"Who here?" Sasuke asked.
"The guy who's trying to kill me, you see he watches me every where and he watches you to, he's waiting for the time to start the seven plagues all over again. He's forming some kind of resistance and watches me. This reality we call life is faltering there already forming a Militia! Oh you wait you just wait you'll see..." Neji said then started rambling to himself about more bull shit.
"..." Sasuke bounced nervously then walked over to Hinata sloooowly!
"Hina-chan he stranger than we be?" Sasuke said as he glanced at neji.
"We strange?" She asked confusedly.
"Forget what say..." Sasuke said as he followed Hiashi to a Service box.
"Tenten I take it court thirteen is ready for us?"
"Yes it is!" Tenten said with a bright smile.
They walked a short distance to Sunny Dale's court thirteen. It was a big court with your basic tennis equipment. A basket with rackets and bright lime green balls.
"Ok I'm taking her to the Dentist when she's finished I'll come back and we'll all get lunch, later!"
Hiashi smiled then left with a small wave.
"I know he's here..." Neji said as he glanced around frantically.
"No one but us here?" Sasuke said trying to calm the Hyuga boy down.
"Whatever I serve!" Neji said as he walked across the court and picked up a racket and a tennis ball. Sasuke was close so he picked up a random racket and was waiting for neji to return to the other side. He only new how to play Tennis was because his mom would stay up late with a big bowl of strawberries and hand him some while they watched Tennis. He couldn't help but Hate yet Love his mother, she didn't care about his problem but his father did Itachi says he turned her...
"What the fuck are you doing!?" Neji yelled.
"What talk bout?" Sasuke said confused.
"You picked the racket I was going to use!"
Sasuke scanned the rackets then picked up one identical to his.
"Use this it same!" Sasuke said cheerfully as he thrust the racket towards Neji.
"It isn't the same!" Neji threw the racket across the court and almost hit Sasuke on the head.
"Hey stop make big deal, and almost hit me!"
"You want a big deal I'll show you a big deal!" Neji hopped over the net and started yanking the racket out of Sasuke's Hand.
"Calm down!" Sasuke yelled as he pulled the racket back.
Neji suddenly let go "He's watching just from behind that bush I know he is gotta call the cops before he kills me!" Neji screamed as he pulled his Instinct from out of his pocket and was about to dial 911!
"Only two rules don't let neji call the police or run away ok?"
Who gives a person like that a cell phone in the first place!? Sasuke wouldn't dare oppose Neji and take the phone away so he decide on distracting him.
"You still want racket?" Sasuke said as he swung it a few times and twirled it around.. Neji touched the end button and glared.
"Give it to me you ass whole!"
"You got catch me first!" Sasuke ran around Sunny Dale's court thirteen then right out.
If Distract till Hiashi come back I saved! Hopefully work it never work on Tachi!
Sasuke ran into a lady pushing a cabana cart with multiple juices and bottles of water.
"What the hell!?" she said as she gazed at there retreating backs.
"Kisame court seven needs towells!" a woman yelled.
"Gotcha!" He was walking with a cart with freshly steamed towels when a madly laughing boy and a mumbling boy knocked him and his cart over.
"I'll get you fuckers!" kisame bolted after them. Neji glanced behind him then caught up to Sasuke and yelled.
"Creepy dude is chasing behind us!"
"You imagine again1" Sasuke said as he rolled his eyes.
"Look for your self!" Neji said with a smug look on his face.
Sasuke's eyes widened and he ran faster Neji ran faster as well.
"When he come!?"
"I don't know!"
"What mean you no know!?
"I mean I don't know!"
"He gaining!"
"No way!"
"Way!"
They climbed over a fence and Kisame climbed after them cursing and yelling. They landed on soft hilly green grass. They realized they were now on Sunny Dale's Golfing course "After you finish on the green try our cuisine."
Kisame tripped on a Tee and rolled over then sprung back up and continued to chase after them.
"Does ever get tired!?" Sasuke said between pants.
"I don't think so!" Neji said as he glanced at the boiling angry Kisame.
"How lose him?" Sasuke asked.
"How am I suppose to know!?"
"I no know!"
"Neither do I !"
"Hey you run lot?"Sasuke asked surprised he could keep up.
"Yup I always run away from uncle Hiashi trying to Sedate me!"
Sasuke smiled they were so much alike yet so different.
SLAM!
Kisame had been running and ran right into a golfing flag pole. He was knocked out. His leg was sprawled to the left and his am draped slightly across his torso eyes closed and still.(LMAO I need to leave poor Kisame alone!)
They stopped running and dropped into the crisp cool grass panting heavily. When they regained there breathe. Neji pulled out his Instinct and checked the time.
"Sasuke it's twelve fifty two!"
"So...?" Sasuke said as he looked at neji.
"Hiashi will be here in eight minutes!"
So there they were back again sprinting for dear life for two totally different reasons. If Hiashi found out he let Neji leave the court he would be dead. If Hiashi found out Neji ran he would be dead.
They picked up random rackets and began to play not caring if the ball when out of the line.
As expected Hiashi came right on time with Hinata in tow. He looked at the to then sighed.
"Where did you go?"
"Huh what talk bout?" Sasuke bounced nervously while forcing a smile.
"Yeah we didn't leave the court!" after Neji said this to Hiashi he averted his gaze to the bush and muttered something under his breathe and clutched his phone in his pocket.
"Uh-huh and the grass stains?" All was quiet.
They ate Lunch at Sunny Dale's Café "After you have had fun all day why not have some of our fresh gourmet?"(I know what your thinking another sign)
They sat under a Cabana hut with lemonade with umbrellas and cubed ice. They all scanned their menus in silence.
"Neji did you enjoy yourself today?" Hiashi asked as he looked up form his menu.
He was currently staring at a thick lining of trees and cursing about the man but he looked up and said
"Yeah the most fun I've had in a while!"
Hinata gasped and twitched she stared at Neji for a minute. Neji and the word fun just didn't sit well in the same sentence. She smiled to herself then took a sip of lemonade.
Sasuke was bouncing in his chair while looking over the menu when they heard a familiar.
"Hello I'm kisame what will you be having sir?"
Sasuke gave a nervous glance at Neji then they both hid there faces behind the large menu's.
"What if see us?"Sasuke whispered as he stopped bouncing.
"We have to just hide till he leaves."
Sasuke quickly glanced at Kisame he had changed his shirt and pants but still had that red mark plastered on his forehead.
"Don't he take menu?" Sasuke asked.
Neji gulped "Yeah he does.."
"I will have a fish filet!" Hiashi said with a polite smile.
"I have Cream of Broccoli! and Baked chicken" Hinata said and also smiled politely.
"What about the two boys there!"
"Beef and Potato salad."Neji said
"Broiled chicken and Rice and gravy." Sasuke said.
"Let me have your menus!" Kisame took all of the menus and looked at the two boys. Neji let his long hair out hiding his face. While Sasuke had his Neck twisted scratching his neck slowly hiding his face.
"I'll be back shortly with your meals!" Kisame said with a grin.
They both let out a sigh of relief.
"Sasuke what did do?" Hinata asked curiously she wanted to know what was so fun that Neji actually enjoyed it.
"Well see...uh...we play...run...uh-"
"What he's trying to say is we played golf instead." Neji forced a smile.
"What about grass stai-" Hinata was cut off.
"Foods here, HEY IS THAT-" Kisame yelled.
Neji and Sasuke ducked under the table.
"Hm?" Hiashi looked at the empty seats.
"Hinata did they go to the bathroom?"
"Well..." She never lied to her father SMACK! She jumped Sasuke had hit her on the leg.
"Yeah went to bathroom!" She rushed as she smiled.
"Mind must be playing tricks on me..." Kisame muttered as he placed the food on the table and left.
Sasuke pulled on Hinata's leg slightly she leaned down.
"Distract him for two seconds!" Neji said to his Double Mint twin.
"Oh my gosh is that cashmere sweater dad want for birthday!?" Hinata acted and ended with a twitch.
"Really cupcake where?" Hiashi looked around the other tables.
Neji and Sasuke sat back down in there seats and began to eat.
"Huh I didn't see any?" Hiashi said as he turned around to see everyone else eating.
Hinata stopped eating.
"I must mistaken!" Hinata said three lies in one day that's a record.
They all continued to eat and sip there lemonade until everything was gone. This time it was a woman who came and handed them the check. They went to the front the café and paid they were about to leave when they heard a yell.
"Wait!" kisame yelled as he ran with a hand full of pepper mints.
"Oh thank you!" Hiashi said as he took them and handed one to each.
"Wait a minute I recognize the back of those heads."
"YOU'RE THE KIDS FROM BEFORE!" kisame yelled as Sasuke and Neji bolted he chased after them hot on there heels. Hinata and Hiashi walked and laughed as they watched them get chased.. They walked past a sign that said Sunny Dale's Parking lot "You don't have to pay if you come before twelve if you came later blame your selves!"
"What do you think they did?"Hiashi asked.
Hinata jumped and ran up the parking lot and ran right into Neji and Sasuke they all landed on there buts and laughed. Kisame hit another sign this time the parking hours sign. They all stared at his lifeless body and they all ran to the car. Hiashi fumbled with his keys and turned on the ignition. They all quickly buckled in and zoomed right out of Sunny Dale's "Spa, Tennis Court, Golfing Course, Café and Batting Cages Fun for all Ages"
Ok this chapter deserves a review maybe neji will be used again maybe he won't anyway there you have it, it's slightly longer and with lots of humor. For all Kisame Fans I wasn't in any way bashing him. TYTEBTRLet's get back to Orochimaru now will Sasuke do it? The world may never know...Just kidding.Shattered.Ruby