Disclaimer: How many times do I have to say it? I don't own Harry Potter!
A/N: Thanks again Marauder Madness for the idea! On with the story!
Stupid Harry Potter Stories: Lucius and Voldie
By: phix27
Lucius was kneeling in front of Voldemort, looking at his toes. This little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home… Oh, wait, the "Dark Lord", was saying something.
"For your incompetence, Lucius, I have to punish you for an unknown reason other then I have nothing better to do."
"OK by me."
"Crusico!"
"Hey that hurts!"
"Shut up! Crusico!"
Hey, look! The toes are wiggling again! Hey, wait a minute; he only has four toes on each foot! Strange…Oh, dear, he's gotten the whip out. Whip it, whip it good…
A/N: Hope you like it! Thanks again to Marauder Madness! If you have anymore ideas, please tell me them.