Author's Note: I know it's been a while. I've been doing stuff that actually matters for a while. Sorry about that.

Disclaimer: Yeah, yeah yeah. You get it.

One morning Snape appeared in class dressed up as Sailor Moon.

"WTF man!" said Harry. "Is Snape dressed up as a sailor scout?" he muttered in confusion. "Could you possibly see anything worse than that?"

"Yes," Hermione replied. "Draco Malfoy dressed up as Faye Valentine."

"Like that would ever happen!" laughed Harry.

Then Draco walked in in a short yellow vinyl pair of hotpants with stiletto boots and thigh-high hosiery.

"Oh dear God," said Harry.

"Are you trying to upstage me, Mr. Malfoy?" said Snape, shaking his bum girlishly.

"No sir, not at all," said Draco in his most seductive voice.

"Bloody hell!" said Ron.

"Is this dress up as your favorite anime character day or something?" said Hermione.

"Actually…" said Harry, randomly coming across a Dress Up as your Favorite Anime Character Day flyer that had been handed out the day before and for some reason he hadn't gotten it.

Then Neville walked in dressed as Jigglypuff. "Jiiiiiiglllypuuuuuuff…." He sang.

Harry slapped him.

Then Draco bitchslapped Harry.

Then Harry left the room so he could get dressed up as his favorite anime character.

When he came back, he was wearing a long red coat, glasses, and a hat. "Who are you?" asked Hermione.

"I'm Alucard, from Hellsing."

"Whatever."

Then Hermione left the room and came back dressed as Mr. Bean.

"That's not an anime character!" said Harry.

Hermione mumbled.

Harry did a spell to try and turn her anime but only succeeded into turning her costume into yet another incarnation of Black Adder.

"It's not dress as your favorite Rowan Atkinson day!" said Harry, turning her into Kagome.

"Bloody hell!" said Ron, who was now dressed up as Miroku. Ron then grabbed Hermione's ass. Hermione slapped him.

Then Dumbledore appeared, dressed as Vash. "How are you kids?" he said happily, eating a donut.

"Why, great professor!" everybody replied. "What are you here for?"

"Nothing but…"

Okay kids, say it with me…

"LOVE AND PEACE!"

Oh. Like you weren't expecting it.

Then Snape got tired of everybody being distracted from him dressed as Sailor Moon and began to do the hokey pokey.

Everybody turned themselves around.

Then Voldemort appeared… in a curly blonde wig and sparkly pink heels.

"What anime character is that?" asked Dumbledore.

"None. I just like dressing this way," he hissed.

Then Yoda appeared dressed as Pikachu, humped Draco's leg saying "Your daddy is who," then began making out with Voldemort.

"This story is better than crack!" said Lord Larry, sitting next to Megx in the computer lab.

"Oh yeah…." She responded, stroking the Waffle Iron of Doom! on it's doomy head.

"Good thing we didn't go with the Michael Jackson idea." Larry said.

Megx sighed, wondering at the marvelous things she could have done….as the general public fell to their knees thanking Lord Larry for keeping her from doing such an awful thing.