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One in A million
Blaine Anderson had woken up late, very late infact! It may have been to do with the fact that he hadn't fallen asleep until 4 in the morning because he was listening to the links Kurt set him over an over again. He scrambled out of his bed, pulling on his trousers whilst desperately hopping around his room looking for his blazer, there was a sudden knock at his door, he jumped and landed flat on his arse in the centre of his room. So, when David pulled open the door the first thing he saw was a half naked Blaine, with ungelled hair and bags under his eyes sat in the middle of the room. David couldn't help himself, he whipped his cellphone out and took photos, so many photos.
Once Blaine had got his wits back a bit, he looked at David and immediately noticed three very strange things. 1.) He was without Wes, Wavid were never apart, like never ever. 2.) He was not dressed in his school uniform, he was instead wearing Hulk mittens scarf and hat. 3.) and really this was the most concerning, he was smiling a manic smile and had his phone out, in the past these two things had never ended well for Blaine. He slowly stood up, properly pulled on his trousers and walked over to David.
"Hey, dude, what's going on?" Blaine asked slowly but surely, he was fairly certain something terrible was about to happen to him.
David chuckled "Open your curtains" Blaine did as instructed and was greeted by a winter wonderland, the entire Dalton academy grounds were covered in about four feet of snow. Blaine grinned "Snow day" He asked
"SNOW DAY!" Wes shouted back, Blaine span to see Wes in his Thor winter wear, today was going to be fucking excellent!
Ten minutes later and Blaine was ready to go, where they were going yet he didn't know, but he ha his Iron man getup on and he was prepared for just about anything, the three of them climbed into Wes's Car. Dalton had special rules for snow days, or any other unexpected holidays, basically, as long as you showed up for class tomorrow morning, you could do whatever you wanted, Wavid often took this a little to literally. He could hear them whispering in the front, and he wasn't entirely sure he wanted to know where this ended, but the warbler in him needed to know.
"So, uh, guys, whatcha whispering about?" Wes and David shared a suspicious look.
"Oh you know" said Wes
"Nothing unusual" said David
"Just what the plan is"
"Where Wes was this morning"
"Don't worry"
"Nothing Bad"
It really creeped Blaine when they spoke like that, it was like they had rehearsed it, but he never really knew if they had, he knew better than to ask any more questions, so just sat back relaxed, and waited for the madness to begin.
Meanwhile, in Lima Ohio Kurt Hummel was driving to the mall to pick up some pre ordered Captain America winter wear, he could hardly believe he was going to commit such a crime against fashion, but Blaine's weird friend Wes had been very convincing, his mind flashed back half an hour...
….Kurt had already been up for half an hour to primp and preen and moisturise when his phone started to ring, he answered it without checking caller id, presuming it would just be someone from glee ringing to see if he was OK, and what his snow day plans were. What he did not expect was for it to be Blaine's crazy friend Wes.
"Hi, Kurt speaking"
"Hi Kurt speaking, I'm glad this is the right number because I didn't have long to get it out of his phone, but I hoped, I don't think he knows any other Kurt's, I don't any other Kurts at least, does Blaine have friends that aren't our friends, nah he doesn't which is actually why I was phoning see because we wanna be your friend to, because we love Blaine and Blaine seems to like you so we gotta like you, ya know?"
Kurt was entirely sure that he did know, but whoever this maniac was he seemed to know Blaine, so Kurt trusted him, for now.
"Hey sorry, who did you say this was?"
"Oh sorry, I'm Wes, I'm one of Blaine's best mates"
"Hi Wes, how can I be of assistance today?"
"WOW you're formal, although that's not a bad thing you seem cool and all. I was phoning because today is a snow day at Dalton, and imagine at McKinley too and I wanted to know if you would be interested in building snow forts and having a major snow fight?"
"With whom may I ask"
"You most certainly may, with myself my best friend David and the one and only Blaine Anderson."
Kurt almost squealed at the thought of getting to see Blaine again and just about managed to contain himself. "Yeah, yeah that would be awesome When and where?"
"Three hours, the Lima Bean, plus before you meet us could you pick up something from the mall, it's a thing we do and I know it would mean the world to Blaine if you did, and don't text him, this whole thing is meant to be a surprise"
"Okay Wes I'll do my best, text me the details for the mall, and I'll see you at the Lima Bean soon. Bye"
"Bye Kurt"
Kurt was now somehow wearing clothes With captain America on, and was on his way to the Lima Bean, the last time he had been here t had been the most complex day of his life, he really hoped today would be better, he pulled up in his navigator, and made his way to the entrance, in the corner he could see two guys facing away from him, one wearing a Thor Hat and the other a Hulk one, opposite from them was the very optimy of beauty, With Iron man pulled over his very gelled hair and laughter in his eyes.
Kurt pulled open the door, and made his way over to the boys, he tapped the one in the Thor hat on the shoulder, Wes turned around
"Hi, I'm Kurt, um, are you Wes or David"
"I'm Wes, This is David, and that, well you already know that gaping moron over there."
Blaine meanwhile was sat mouth open, dumbfounded for the second time in one morning, He was speechless, it was Kurt, actual in the flesh fucking Perfect Kurt. Actual fucking perfect Kurt who was now making his way over to Blaine and sitting down next to him.
"You, you know my coffee order?" Kurt asked looking up from his cup in disbelief, eyes wide and Blinking at Blaine. Blaine snapped out of his trance, and answered with his most charming smile "Of course I do"
As Blaine had a closer look He discovered that actual real life in the flesh Kurt was wearing Captain America Mittens, Scarf and Hat, Oh today just got so much more awesome! The boys finished their drinks and headed over to Wes's car, they needed to make their way to Cain meadows. It was an out of the way park, that people rarely visited, so the socially awkward boys loved it! This time Blaine didn't feel on edge at all, instead he was literally bouncing in his seat eager to get out, him and Kurt had talked pretty much solidly since meeting, although they had avoided touchy subjects: Karofsky. As they pulled into the icy car park, Blaine Wes and David all developed slightly more manic grins than usual.
Wes and David ran to the boot were they retrieved:
Four large silver flasks
Two flags, one green and Red, and the Other Red, White, Blue and Gold.
12 plastic cones
Two waterproof Blankets
Two plastic folders.
Blaine, who had played these games before was grinning in anticipation, meanwhile Kurt was stood, awkwardly, on the side had No idea what was going on. The New directions never really did snow games, or at least they didn't invite him if they did, honestly who could blame them? He wasn't exactly fun to be around. Wavid made their way over to him and began to explain the rules:
"So we split into two teams" Began David
"You and Blaine and me and David"
"We're going to play capture the flag: snow edition"
"Normally there's only three of us so Blaine gets an advantage"
"Which you'll still have a bit, given your missing an arm"
"You have that half" Wes pointed to the left of the car park.
"And we'll have this one" David pointed the other way
"Boundaries will be layed out by these cones"
"Each team gets 45 minutes to construct a fort somewhere and hide their flag.
"To win you must have both of your flags in the oppositions fort"
"Your time starts..."
"NOW!" Both boys yelled together. And the four of them tore off, sprinting in different directions.
Kurt and Blaine ran for a solid 10 minutes, until they were well into the forest. Both slumped against a tree, a little out of breath to say the least.
"So" Kurt panted heavily "Tactics?"
Blaine gave him a cute sideways grin, and began explaining:
"The best place to build a fort s somewhere hidden, whereas the flag wants to be really high up, at least that's the way I'd play it.
"Sounds solid to me. Why don't we head off in different directions for Five minutes and see if we can find any were particularly good?"
"I'll go right" replied Blaine, and with that he leaned forward kissed Kurts forehead and ran off. Kurt went the opposite Way, and three minutes in, accidentally fell into a hidden ditch, covered by fallen leaves and branches, with a thick wall of snow already behind it, he couldn't help but think this was perfect, and that he needed to touch Blaine again. By the time he got back to the original tree, Blaine was leaning their with a smug grin, clearly proud of what he'd found.
"There's a ten foot tall Birch over there, it would be perfect for the flag, and looks really difficult to get up, but someone's hidden a rope on it round the back that world make it easy for us, but difficult for them did you have any luck?"
"Yeah, I found this perfect ditch, we've so got this in the bag." The boys shared an Impish Grin and began work on snowball piles, fort building and Flag Hiding, at some point, neither were really sure when, they began singing Christmas songs. Mostly Little kids carols like Rudolph the red nose reindeer, or Frosty Th Snowman. They finished with some time to spare, so began to dance through the trees towards the centre, Where Wavid were singing songs of their own.
David and Wes were messing about, with snowballs when they saw, or rather heard, Kurt and Blaine. Wes's inner head warbler emerged. Kurt was Really a counterer, am actual, honest to god, counterer.
I really cant stay
But baby its cold outside
Ive got to go away
but baby its cold outside
This evening has been
Hoping that you drop in
So very Nice
I'll hold your hand they're just like ice.
"HOLY FUCK" both Kurt and Blaine were startled out of their sing along.
"Is Your glee club aware that your like one in a million, like seriously, the warblers would fucking kill for a voice like that, for a proper duet lead for Blaine like fuck."
Kurt blushed, it had been a long time since anyone had complimented him, or called him One in a million, he forgot what it was like to be loved, it was something he only really got from his Mom, since he had to hide so much of himself from his dad.
"On a completely separate note" Yelled David, as he sniggerd at his own joke
"LET THE GAMES BEGIN!" all four boys yelled as they ran off and all Kurt could think was how nice it was to have friends, how nice it was to be wanted for once in his life. With his hand in Blaine's and a winter wonderland around him all he could think was how nice it was to finally feel like one in a million.