Here's the next chapter! I'm sorry I haven't updated in a while. I truly thought that I would have more time for writing during the summer, but apparently I was wrong and I sincerely apologize for that. As usual, I do not own Criminal Minds, just the plot that I twist the characters into fitting!

"Tonight we're goin' hard hard h-h-h-hard,

Just like the world is ours ours o-o-o-ours,

We're tearin' it apart part p-p-p-part,

You know we're superstars,

We are who we are!"

"PRENTISS, THIS IS NOT KE$HA KARAOKE TIME!" JJ yelled.

She, Prentiss, and Garcia had gathered for a girls' meeting in Garcia's lair. They had been trying to get down to business, but Prentiss's Ke$ha urges were interrupting the meeting.

"Girls, we have to get the guys back," Garcia said in a deathly serious tone, "We shall not let them get away with scaring us during our movie night!"

*flashback*

The girls decided to go see a movie for their ladies' night. To change things up a bit, they decided to go see a new horror movie, the Purge. They made the mistake of letting Morgan know of their plans before they left the office that evening.

They went straight to the theater, not even considering the thought that someone might be following them. They settled into their seats and the movie began. It was one of the quietest and most suspenseful part of the movie and the girls tensed up in their seats. All of a sudden, a set of hands grabbed each of the girls. They screamed bloody murder out of reflex, resulting in everyone in the theater to turn and look at them.

Once everyone turned their attention back to the movie, the girls looked to see who had scared the living daylights out of them. Morgan, Reid, and Rossi sat in the row behind them with mischievous smiles on their faces. They waved at the girls. After giving them the death glare, the girls attempted to watch the rest of the movie and enjoy their night out, but the fear that the guys would scare them again followed them for the rest of the night.

*end of flashback*

"What should we do?" Prentiss asked.

"Burn them alive!" JJ shouted, holding a torch in her hands.

Garcia shook her head and sighed.

"JJ, hun, this is not the Salem Witch Trials. We need to hit them where it really hurts!"

She started giggling evilly and then her eyes lit up with an idea.

"I have the perfect plan!" she exclaimed.

The girls formed a huddle and discussed their game plan. Then they dispersed to carry out their mission.

Garcia was the first to see her target. She walked straight up to Morgan.

"Hey, Hot Stuff!" she greeted him, leaning in to give him a hug.

She ran off before Morgan could even say anything in return. What he didn't realize was that Garcia stole his phone out of his back pocket. She easily hacked through the lock on his phone and into his contacts. She scrolled around until she found the name she was looking for: Hotch. She couldn't stop laughing as she composed a message to send.

Morgan: Hotch, you are the sexiest man alive! I want to take you home to meet my pet unicorn!

Hotch: Morgan, go home. You're drunk. End. Of. Discussion.

"Dang it," Garcia muttered to herself, "I hope JJ and Emily have better luck than I do."

JJ knocked on the door to Rossi's office. When no one answered, she assumed no one was there. She entered the office and had a heart attack when she saw Rossi jamming out to his iPod. His eyes were closed, and, according to his dance moves, he was really getting into the music.

Fake spiders in hand, JJ maneuvered around Rossi's office. She hid the spiders in various places, such as his desk and his bookshelf. She was thinking of another place to hide a fake spider when Rossi interrupted her thoughts.

"OH YEAH! GOT ME THAT BIEBER FEVER!"

JJ stood completely dumbfounded for several moments. By that time, she decided that she should get out of Rossi's office. She snuck out and waited for Rossi to come across the spiders. Rossi's hand finally landed on one of the spider's she placed on his desk.

A girlish scream sounded from Rossi's office. He pulled his headphones out and desperately looked for something to kill the tiny demon creature with. To Rossi's horror, spiders were everywhere he looked in his office. Continuing his girlish screaming, he ran out of the office, through the bullpen, and out of the building completely. JJ rushed the window to see him running down the street, still screaming.

JJ laughed and returned to her office. Her mission was accomplished.

Emily approached Reid's desk. She hadn't been so sure if she could pull this off. It was awfully mean, but Reid had humiliated her in public, so she got over it.

"Reid, I have some very sad news for you."

"What?" Reid asked, looking up from his paperwork.

"Doctor Who has been cancelled."

Reid's mouth fell open in pure horror. His right eye began twitching uncontrollably.

"This can't be happening. This can't be happening. This can't be happening." He muttered to himself as he stalked out of the office.

"Okay, then," Prentiss muttered and she went to go join JJ in her office.

The two ladies chatted and decided to turn on the local news. Apparently a new polar bear arrived at the zoo and a news reporter was doing a segment on it. They were genuinely surprised when Reid ran in front of the camera.

"I have a very important announcement to make!" he shouted.

"Um, excuse me?" the news reporter asked, completely mortified by Reid's behavior. She continued, "A new polar bear has just arrived at the zoo—"

"Nobody cares about a freakin' polar bear!" Reid yelled as he shoved the news reporter out of the way and stole her microphone. "We are currently having a world crisis! Doctor Who has been cancelled! Save all of your recordings, store all of your DVDs. They are the only things left that allow us to survive!"

A couple cops appeared in the camera's view. They tackled Reid to the ground. The news reporter picked up the microphone and began beating Reid upside the head with it. The two women stared at the TV in shock. They were snapped out of their in-shock state when Hotch barged into JJ's office.

"Are you two seeing Reid on the news, or am I just going crazy?"

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