Title: Hearing Problems
Pairing: LockdownXDevcon
Verse: Humanized AU but meant to take place in animated
Rating: Pg-13 to NC-17
Warning: Lockdown being a horny bastard, some anal
Summery: How Lockdown's libido affects his hearing
Disclaimer: I don't own Transformers, I mean, that should be obvious because if I did the episodes would be A LOT different!
Disclaimer part 2: My friend glacierSCIENCE came up with the examples and the "what Lockdown hears." I Just expanded them into little drabbles because it was too tempting!
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How Lockdown's libido affects his hearing
Example 1:
Devcon: Fuuuuuck! I need a shower and a nice bed
-What Lockdown Hears-
Devcon: I need a nice fuck in the shower and in the bed
The door was shoved aside to the little room as a couple a duffle bags where tossed in and fell to the floor with a heavy thud.
"Geeze you're gonna brake something! Could you please take better care of your equipment?"
"That's your job." Chuckled a dark voice as the lights where switched on.
Lockdown was shoved aside as Devcon let himself into the motel room before the other man's customary sweep of the room for danger was finished. Devcon dropped his bags on the single king sized bed and put his hands on his hips.
"Isn't it funny how every time I tell them two twin beds they always seem to mess up and give us a single?"
Devcon glared over his shoulder at Lockdown who was stripping off his heavy coat. The big man shrugged innocently (something difficult for the bounty hunter to look) and tossed his coat over the back of the single chair. The gun belt around his waist was next to be removed as Devcon snorted at the act and turned back to his own business. The brunette's own jacket was tossed onto the chair as he began taking things out of the bags.
"Damn that job was a bitch." He said.
"Most of 'em are." Lockdown confirmed as he eyes locked onto Devcon's ass.
"Fuuuuck I need shower and a nice bed."
Before he could pull out a change of clothes he was accosted from behind. Lockdown rubbed up behind him, nose tucked into the nape of his neck.
"What the hell?"
"I'm just doing what you told me."
Devcon growled but couldn't find the strength to push the other way.
"I said I needed a shower!"
"Really? I could have sworn you said you needed a nice fuck in the shower and in the bed."
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Example 2
Devcon: Hand me a bottle of beer.
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: Hand me a bottle of beer so I can show you what I want to do to your cock as I lick the rim.
Devcon flicked through the channels on the TV as he took another swing from his beer. Lockdown didn't say anything as the show he had just started to get into was changed, but he did roll his eyes. He nursed his own beer as the TV continued to change.
"LA ink is on. You wanta' watch?" Devcon asked with a glance in Lockdown's direction.
"Oh yeah." Lockdown snorted. "I want to watch some catty bitches chat about their girl drama as they occasionally tattoo some poor sap and then rip them off on the price."
"You like tattoos."
Lockdown turned his face to his brunette with bored, half closed eyes. Devcon only grinned at him. The channel was changed as Devcon finished the last of the beer.
"Hey, hand me another bottle of beer."
Lockdown reached over the end of the couch and tugged another bottle of Corona out of the cooler and tossed it into Devcon's lap. The man picked it up and twisted the top off and put it to his lips. Before he could put it down Lockdown was in his lap. The beer was dropped to the floor as Devcon squeaked as his pants where pulled down.
"Jesus! What the fuck?"
"I can read between the lines." Lockdown grinned as he kissed Devcon's now stiff nipples. "I know what you really said."
"Christ I just said I wanted a beer!"
"No, you clearly said; "Hand me a bottle of beer so I can show you what I want to do to your cock as I lick the rim."
"NO I fucking did-Ooooooh!"
Devcon's head fell back as Lockdown's mouth closed around his cock, pierced tongue slowly circling around the tip like it was the rim of a bottle.
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Example 3
Devcon: I'm running to the store
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: I want you to fuck me so much that we have to run to the store and re-up our supply of condoms
"I'm running to the store." Devcon said as he pulled his thick jacket on. "The storm is supposed to dump like ten feet of snow for a week. Do we need anything before we're snowed in for a while?"
Devcon was tugged backwards and hot lips where placed over his. The brunette melted a little as Lockdown pushed him against the door.
"Mmm. Condoms."
"We have condoms!"
"Yeah," Lockdown moaned as he rubbed his groin against Devcon's. "But I'm gonna fuck you so much we're gonna go through the entire box we've got. Just what you wanted."
"That's not what I…!"
"Oh yes it is." Lockdown snarled. "You told me so."
Lockdown stripped off Devcon's belt and undid his pants. His brunette squeaked as his cock penetrated him.
"Get those new fire and ice ones." Lockdown growled as he began pumping his hips. "And why don't you pick up some more of that yours and my lubricant. That strawberry stuff drives you wild."
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Example 4
Devcon: I saw your cop friend today. He was getting it on with some other cop in the back of their squad car.
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: I want you to take me on the hood of your car at the back of the police station
"Did you remember the pie?" Lockdown asked as Devcon slid into the passenger seat.
"What is with you and pie?" Devcon snorted as he dug in the bag and handed the tattooed bounty hunter a small box.
"I like pie." Lockdown said as he picked up the chocolate desert with his bare hands.
Devcon watched with a mix of horror and revulsion as Lockdown shoved the pie into his mouth.
"You're a pig!" Devcon snarled.
"What? I like pie." Lockdown said through a mouthful of chocolate.
"As if I haven't seen enough disturbing imagery today." The younger hunter snorted turning away."
"Wha?"
"I saw your cop friend outside the diner." Devcon growled, throwing a nasty glare over his shoulder.
"Prowl? He ain't my friend." Lockdown said quickly, trying to back pedal out of an argument he hadn't even started. "Why he say something to you?"
"No. Jazz was keeping him quite busy in the back of their squad car. I really didn't need to see that."
Lockdown reached over and grabbed Devcon's chin and pulled it to his lips. The brunette's hand let go of the rest of the food he was holding as he tasted chocolate.
"How about we go park behind the police station and I'll take you on the hood of the car?" Lockdown purred, pale lips pulling at Devcon's rosy ones.
"You're crazy! We were lucky we weren't caught the first time!"
"Yeah… but revenge sex is better than pie."
"We're NOT going anywhere." Devcon snarled.
"Then here works for me." Lockdown smiled as he slipped out of his seat and over Devcon hips.
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Example 5
Devcon: Mornin'
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: I want you. NOW.
Sleep was slow to leave him as Lockdown yawned and tightened his arms around the warm body he was holding close. Before his eyes even opened he peppered the tender skin with kisses as Devcon began to wake.
"Mmm… Mornin'." The brunette mumbled softly.
Lockdown purred as his muscles bunched and he slowly rolled Devcon onto his back. The young brunette sighed as Lockdowns lips left a warm trail down his chest. The big man's red eyes barely cracked open as his nose trailed along the warm body back up to the soft lips. A quiet moan left Devcon's lips as Lockdown ran a hand through his hair as his lips closed around his mouth. The tan legs opened and cradled Lockdown's hips as Devcon's hands worked their way up the broad tattooed chest, over the powerful shoulders until they cupped the strong jaw. The two tongues swirled around the hot mouths as Lockdown gently rolled his hips up into Devcon.
"Mornin'." Lockdown sighed softly.
"Nothing like waking up to a horny man at your backside." Devcon moaned scarcaticly.
"Can't help it when you moan my name in your sleep like you do."
"WHAT? Bullshit!"
"It's true. And my body just reacts to it on instinct."
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Example 6
Devcon: Fuck this! I'm going commando until the damn washer is fixed
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: Kill the washer repair man
The washing machine's lid was opened and barely damp clothes where pulled out and then tossed back inside.
"Fucking hell!" Devcon snarled, slamming the lid closed. "Lockdown did you ever call anyone about this fucking machine?"
"Yeah babe." Lockdown yelled from the garage where he was working on his car's engine. "They said someone would be out here between nine and eternity."
"Figures." Devcon snarled. "I'm almost out of clean clothes!"
"Wear something dirty then!" Lockdown snapped as he put his hands up on the lifted hood. "It's gonna get fixed."
"Fuck it! I'm going commando until the damn washer is fixed!"
Lockdown's grip faltered and the hood slammed down. Right after which there was a knock on the back door of the warehouse.
"What was that?" Devcon asked from inside the living quarters.
"Nothing." Lockdown said pulling a handgun from the back of his pants. "I dropped the hood."
"I thought I heard something after that."
"Nope nothing." Lockdown said clicking off the safety.
Lockdown opened the door to a man in gray overalls.
"I'm here to fix a washing machine." The man said staring down at his clipboard.
When he looked up he was staring down the barrel of an enormous gun.
"You've got three seconds to run." Lockdown said coldly as he cocked the trigger. "One…"
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Example 7
Devcon: You arrogant son-of-a bitch! You're going to get yourself killed pulling that shit and I'm going to laugh at your sorry ass when it happens!
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: Come back to me safe
"You arrogant son-of-a bitch! You're going to get yourself killed pulling that shit and I'm going to laugh at your sorry ass when it happens!" Devcon yelled at the top of his lungs.
Lockdown snapped the gun belt on around his waist, seemingly ignoring the other man.
"You're a stupid asshole and you're going to die because of your ego!" Devcon snarled, turning on his heel.
His elbow was grabbed and the brunette spun like he was tiger caught by the tail. Before he could snarl another insult Lockdown had pressed his lips to his. The brunette's flaring temper cooled slightly as Lockdown drew away.
"Don't worry." He said softly, not letting go of his arm. "I'll come back to you safe."
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Example 8
Devcon: Y-You Bastard!
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: I love you
"You stupid, arrogant, stupid asshole!" Devcon snarled darkly.
His blood soaked hands shook slightly as he carefully stitched the bullet wound closed. Lockdown said nothing as he held still in a pool of red, pain flickering across his face with each stitch.
"I told you! I TOLD you it was a shitty plan but no! You couldn't be bothered to listen to reason! You just have to have everything your way or nothing at all! You're lucky you're even alive! Half an inch to the left and it would have hit your heart!"
His nerves so frayed, Devcon flinched when Lockdown put a blood stained hand on top of his. His red eyes where pained but he still managed a smile.
"They couldn't hit my heart," He said quietly. "Because it belongs to you."
Devcon froze in place, Lockdown's hand weakly squeezing his.
"Y-You bastard!" Devcon said softly.
A small smile spread across Lockdown's even paler face as Devcon's sapphire eyes became a little watery.
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Example 9
Devcon: Move your ass over
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: Move over. I want to ride you like a damn rodeo
A snarl left Devcon's throat as he shoved Lockdown's greater bulk.
"Move your ass over! You're hogging the bed!" The brunette snarled. "And the sheets!"
"What ya gonna do about it?" Lockdown purred jokingly.
"Lockdown it's like twenty below out there!"
"So?"
"Move your ass over!"
Lockdown griped Devcon's wrists and rolled Devcon on top of him.
"Why don't you ride me like you're in a rodeo? That should warm you up real quick."
"Why don't you just share the fucking blankets douche bag?"
"Because I'm a bucking bronco." Lockdown sneered. "Neigh."
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Example 10
Devcon: I have two tickets to Nine Inch Nalis
-What Lockdown hears-
Devcon: Buy a 100-pack box of Magnum condoms 'cause we're going to christen every inch of that concert hall
Lockdown rifled through Devcon's wallet and pulled out a pair of tickets. He recognized the name of the band (they've fucked to every album NIN had produced) but he didn't like that Devcon hadn't mentioned the tickets to him.
"Are you really so insecure that you have to check my wallet?"
Un-phased at being caught snooping Lockdown flashed the tickets at Devcon.
"Planning on a late night with someone?" Lockdown asked coldly. "Doesn't your old friend Jazz like music?"
"That other ticket is for you jackass." Devcon snapped. "I was going to ask you to come with me but you don't seem to want to."
"Well… you should have told me sooner."
Lockdown paused looking between Devcon and the tickets. The blue eyes rolled as Devcon folded his arms over his chest.
"I have a pair of tickets to a concert at the mega amphitheatre. Would you like to come with me?"
"You're asking me out on a date?" Lockdown smiled. "A real date? I don't know."
"Oh for the love of Primus man you are impossible! Are you going or not?"
"Oh I'm coming." Lockdown smirked as he quickly closed the distance between them and placed a hand on either side of the brunette's head. "And we need to buy a 100-pack box of Magnum condoms 'cause we're going to christen every inch of that concert hall."