Chapter 11 - Monkey Shits Through Priests author 1
The fall of Quinn only brought war to the Badlands. Bajie activated the signal to Azra and new people will arrive to the land. The aftermath in the fortress, lead the Widow to the crazy idea of building a wall, it is a fucking wall!
Sunny and Bajie were walking down a hill while trying to keep a low profile. They have been avoiding Chau's clippers for months. This has not been a easy task considering they now had a baby with them who shits more than he eats.
They were close to a prairie and you could smell the fresh cut grass wafts through an open window in a close cottage, the curtains twitch in a slight, warm breeze. The TV, difficult to see in the bright room, is on. Billy Mays voice booms into the sunny room - Summer has arrived.
Sunny and Bajie approaches with Henry, and knocked the door. Billy May opened the door with a big smile showing his well dimmed beard. Sunny jump from the exaltation,
'Damn you Quinn, I knew you were not dead'
'Calm down, Sunny boy, this is not Quinn. He is Billy May, you saw his Oxyclean commercials the other day.
Billy May interjected on the conversation
'But wait, there is more!'
'Tell me Billy, what else do you have?'
'If you come inside now! We can get a fancy dinner!'
Sunny with Henry in arms went inside to with Billy May cottage. Bajie followed.
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M. K. was walking alone through the empty grass lands. He got away from the Widow for a while. But in reality he was so whiny that no one wanted to be around him anymore. During his wondering he found a weirdly dressed shepherd closing at him.
'shaaa bosh! Hash shouu shee mi shaps!'
'What are you saying old man?'
'ayes bosh. I lhost mi shaps, and cannt fhisnd shem'
'you are just crazy fucking old guy'
'yer a right terrible boy, so ya are'
He shepherd immediately hit M. K. with his cane, which knocked him out because he is that a weak person. The shepherd left leaven the unconscious M. K. on the ground.
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The master went out of the room completely nauseated. Since Quinn's death Seagul brought him back from the dead, and they have been spooking the sheets all this time. But the master was already tired. All the plans has been stopped because he had not wanted to stop their honeymoon to prepare for the arrival of the pilgrims.
Ghost Ryder approached to the master.
'are you still enjoying the spectacle there? '
'shut up! I am really wanting to take my eyes out already, but I have not the time'
'you will have, I saw that the Widow built a massive wall'
'really? A massive wall? I am sure she is over compensating'
At that moment seaguls screaming could be heard.
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The pilgrims group were on a caravan approaching to the entrance of the badlands. When they stopped and looked to their new land.
'Here is the beginning, and I present you your new kingdom.'
At the same a group of tourists were passing in front of them.
'OK people, here we have the entrance of the badlands, so here there are weird guys going around and several battles, please take all the pictures you want. '
The tourist continued their journey. Leaving the pilgrims prepare and enter finally to the Badlands.