WE STILL OWN NOTHING WHY!?
WG: I wish I knew.
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Inside a darkly lit room…(note: NOT Stephanie Meyers' house)
A group of figures sat around a table, each with a light on the Table in front of them. One of them stood up, and then began speaking.
"The Council of the HUB shall now come to order." The person said, banging what appeared to be a hoof on the Table.
"Hear, Hear." The others said.
"Today's concern is this invitation which we received from the House of mouse in Toontown."
"WHAT!?" All of the others gasped.
"But that place is for Disney Characters only!" A male voice broke out from the others.
The head of the Council nodded, as a letter floated in the air in front of her. "It states that, 'Due to the Censor Monkey's telling us we should invite characters of other cartoon companies, we have decided to ask you, the most recent Children's television network, to come and visit us at the House of Mouse.' "
"We should send a representative…..I say Chris."
"WHAT DAN!? You can't be serious!"
"Shut up Monkey face."
Suddenly the lights went on, reveling Princess Celestia, Dan, Chris, Blythe Baxter, Raiden Pierce Okamoto, Strawberry Shortcake, Tenderheart Bear, Lucky, Snake Eyes, and Chief Charlie Burns.. At the far corner of the Room, the imposing sight of Megatron with his finger on the light switch, glared at them with a smirk on his faceplate.
"Don't tell me you thought that you could just walk in here, and hold a meeting without me did you?" Megatron asked with a chuckle. "I'm surprised at you all to think that you could slip past Soundwave's sensors."
Celestia growled, while Dan called out. "IT WAS ALL THEIR IDEA! Besides that, Chris dragged me here against my own free will while I was planning my revenge on someone!"
"Dan you don't blow up a plane to get revenge!" Chris scoffed.
Megatron let out a loud laugh. "You actually think I would be mad, upset, but more concerned …you're where the Insecticons sleep you do know that right?"
Everyone looked to see a MASSIVE Insecticon hive, of which all of them were awake...and looking hungry. Hardshell though just looked ticked. "Okay first I get killed off, and now NO ONE WILL LEAVE ME ALONE!" he groused.
The entire group rushed outside as the door closed. Megatron grinned. "And this is why you need to make sure you know where you are holding your meetings." Then he saw the letter lying on the floor, and he scooped it up before anyone could react. "Hmmm." He turned to face Celestia. "Is this real?"
The Princess groaned and then sighed. "It is, we were talking about sending a representative,"
"I accept."
"WHAT!?" Everyone said, suddenly looking angry…until Megatron pointed his gun at them all..
"Remember whose ship your on." He sneered evilly. Soundwave walked up to him and Megatron turned to him. "Get them all off the ship, find me Shockwave.. and then respond to this letter."
"It was actually an E-Mail." Chris pointed out.
"THEN HE'LL RESPOND TO THE EMAIL!" Megatron roared into his face.
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And now back to the plot that most of you care about.
Fanatic blinked and shook his head as he stood outside with WG, thankfully he had no plans to cause harm to her anytime soon, and she apologized nicely (referring to that 'Host' chapter). And the Darkwing Duck episodes were in Production order.
"I feel, like something involving a favorite character of mine that will impact the plot later on just occurred." He said to WG and Max.
"You should know." WG said "You're the one who's coming up with the chapter, and the opening which I really don't get…for example, WHAT THE HECK IS AN INSECTICON!?""
Fanatic pointed a thumb at his Co Authoress. "Out of the loop involving Transformers folks."
WG rolled her eyes. "First my boyfriend says I should catch up on Doctor Who, now I gotta look up Transformers stuff."
"Could be worse- you could be forced to look up Twilight." Max joked.
Suddenly Mickey let out a loud scream of shock. "Do you SEE what happens when you mention that God-forsaken series?!" Fanatic snapped at Max.
Within a second, WG and Fanatic had barged into his room, they found Mickey hiding underneath his desk.
"What's the matter boss?" WG asked. "Have the Knock offs returned?"
"I hope not, there not due back until Episode 13 or 14!" Fanatic said to the reader.
Suddenly something crawled across Mickey's desk, a spider. "AHHHHH!" Fanatic shrieked as he jumped in WG's arms. WG deadpanned, and dropped him to the floor. "Seriously guys…a spider?" The spider crawled in front of her. "EEK! DIE, SPIDER!" she then swung a sledge-hammer down upon it, and it stumbled off-set, dazed.
Mickey blinked. "No that's not I'm afraid of, you guys burst into my room like you were some angry Spider Man fans!"
"Not my fault you guys killed him off." Fanatic said.
"I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!"
"Funny/ Derrick Wyatt said the same thing about the Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated Series finale."
WG grabbed Fanatic by the scruff of his shirt. "I TOLD YOU NEVER TO BRING THAT DISGRACEFUL SPIN-OFF UP!" She screamed.
"Mommy." Fanatic whimpered.
Mickey sighed, as he pointed to his computer. "I sent this to the Characters at the Hub, and this is the response I got back."
The E-mail was a video, which Mickey than clicked on and it played, showing the Face of Transformers Prime Megaton.
"Greetings insects of the House of Mouse, we at the HUB have decided that some representatives shall be sent to look over your club, as such: Myself, My Communications Officer Soundwave, and My scientist, Shockwave shall be arriving within one week. Until then…" Megatron said and the video ended.
WG and Fanatic just stood at the video, then Fanatic breathed in through his teeth. "We're dead."
"Why? I thought he was one of the good guys." WG said.
Fanatic looked at her like she just took an extra helping of crazy-pills. "Dear lord, woman, you have SO MUCH TO LEARN!"
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Later Mickey was addressing the clubs staff, and he had told them everything, the reactions were what you expect, especially after what happened with Minnie and Fanatics Transformers.
"MICKEY MOUSE! WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU INVITE AN EVIL ALIEN OVERLORD HERE?! FANATIC'S GUY ROAD HAZARD WAS BAD ENOUGH AND HE WAS A GOOD GUY!" Minnie shouted.
"They'll crush us flatter then I've ever been crushed before….and then they'll take me back and fry me up and then eat me!" Donald said, mainly because he bought tabloid newspapers.
"I'll kill you Mickey Mouse if- instead of them signing my book- they destroy it." Daisy quipped.
"This will make a GREAT GOSSIP THOUGH! 'Mickey Mouse killed by those who were his employees of the club, right before Deceptions raze said club to the ground!''" Clarabelle said happily.
"How do I know that they won't use that magic cube thingy on my projector!?" Horace said, and then at once the rest of the staff began talking and arguing all at once.
Mickey sighed as he turned to face Fanatic, noticing that WG was absent, as well as Goofy and Max. "umm…" Mickey said about to inquire when Fanatic said, "They went to see FF2 and their relatives one last time before getting destroyed."
Mickey sighed. "I don't get it. Why do they act like they are going to get killed? All they have heard is what they have seen in commercials and those live action movies!"
Fanatic smirked. "Actually seeing as how it's Transformers Prime…..its an even bigger problem. But you're in luck Mickey,"
Fanatic then suddenly reached into his back pocket and pulled out all of the Transformers Prime episodes on DVD, and then a laptop from out of nowhere set to the Site. "You've hired a transformers expert!" he pulled Mickey close. "Now, here's what we can do…"
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Less than a week later everything had been set…. Sort of, they had stockpiled enough energon, as Fanatic called it…to power thirteen Unicron's for the next 3,000,000,000 years, and that that energon was just the Welcome Present.
They had made an extra, extra, extra, extra, extra, EXTRA large Table to accommodate Chernabog and all of the giant toons in the club and they would still have enough room to place all of their feet on the table, and everything had been reinforced.
Soon the big night had arrived,. And everyone was really tense though they wouldn't show it.
"Did you know that Cops crack jokes and make strange comments in real life?" Fanatic asked a terrified WG, while he was calm, for some reason given his likening of Transformers, everyone was scared crapless.
"Why?" WG asked, shaking.
"T keep them sane…no really my Real Life Counterpart told me that cops do it to keep themselves sane."
"You're kidding?"
"Nope."
"Huh, learn something new every day… so Fanatic how will these guys show up? Will they fly in like Aladdin does on carpet?"
"No, they will most likely show up on stage."
"…..so why are we here instead of inside the club?"
"That would be a good option wouldn't it?"
Both Authors stood there for a few more seconds and then took off running into the club dashing until they came to the stage where Mickey was addressing the club.
"Hey there everybody, we've got a great show tonight, but that's not all we have some new visitors coming tonight!"
The crowd cheered. "Please let them be anime, please let them be anime…" Arietty was silently hoping.
"Please don't let it be Garbage Pail Kids, please don't let it be Garbage Pail Kids…" Kermit at the Muppets table was silently praying.
"It's Megatron and Shockwave from Transformers," Mickey announced…
…and everyone in the room practically went into shock. (Lambert the sheepish lion practically fainted).
"Don't worry anyone they are not to Dangerous, and Fanatic has assured me that, he has everything planned out for their…."
As he finished speaking he heard what sounded like a portal opening. Behind him a swirling green vortex had appeared.
"Mother." Was all that Mickey could say.
Minnie, bit her nails; Goofy, looked ready to pee himself; Clarabelle was jotting down notes; WG had her machete ready, and Fanatic…was drinking a Root Beer.
He turned to the reader, "What do you expect? May I remind you of my OC's from last time?"
Soon, a figure emerged from the Vortex, a bright Sliver with Purple Highlights, Red Optics, and a large Purple cannon on his right arm. Followed by a Mech who if he put on a suit would look like Slender man with a screen for a face, and bulky Decepticon with one optic and a cannon for an arm.
Megatron soon stood over Mickey Mouse, towering over him. "Hello there Mickey Mouse, I am Megatron leader of the Decepticon Army, and I thank you for inviting me to your humble club."
Mickey could feel about 1,000 eyes glaring at him. "he he." He said lamely.
Megatron let out a deep booming laugh, and then he gestured to those behind him. "Allow to introduce my Chief Scientist, Shockwave, and my Communications officer, Soundwave."
Soundwave, was noticeably playing Battlestar Galactica on his visor screen, until Megatron growled at him, and he shut it off, and Shockwave just looked over the crowd.
"Well….this is odd, I feel like I stepped into a nuclear waste dump with all of these odds of people with such bright colors, it is illogical for some of these beings to even be alive, furthermore," Shockwave said.
SLAP!
CRASH!
Shockwave rubbed his helm as he had been backhanded into the screen for the club, cracking it slightly. "ow." Shockwave said as he got up and then went to his knees. "Forgive me Lord Megatron."
Jafar turned to Hades. "Where Can I get one of those?" Jafar asked.
"I think at Wal Mart." Hades replied.
Jafar, then pulled out his wallet. "How much are they?"
"How should I know? I don't go to Wal-Mart that much." Hades said.
Megatron looked down at Mickey, "I trust that proper seating accommodations have been provided for us?" he asked.
Mickey raised an eyebrow confused for a second as, while he knew what it meant, he was still on Mickey Mouse Club House mode meaning that big words were challenging for him at the moment.
"He means a proper sized Table." Shockwave said.
"I think I see one." Another voice said. They three Decepticons turned to see a slim Sliver Transformer with wings….half of the girls in the club went,
"SQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, IT"S STARSCREAM AHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
WG Deadpanned. "SERIOUSLY! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO KNOWS LITTLE TO NOTHING ABOUT TRANSFORMERS AROUND HERE?!" she bellowed. "…and from what I understand…why does he have fan girls?"
"He's the Decepticon Loki, that and his Armada Incarnation REALLY set the bar for Fangirlism over Starscream." Fanatic replied.
WG looked at him Shocked and confused, "You know this, and yet you have no shame?"
Fanatic looked down and then dug his toe into the ground, having taken off his shoe for some reason, actually it was to pick at some eczema that the real Fanatic had on his ankle and it ended up on fan-fic Fanatic's.
"I read the fanfics with him in it…I SWEAR THAT ALL! IT SAID THAT IT WAS A BETTER VERSION OF TRANSFORMERS ENERGON!...and I never said I didn't have any shame."
"SAY IT!" They heard Starscream cry.
"ALL HAIL STARSCREAM!" All of the girls screamed. Starscream was performing a very strange dance routine which we have too much dignity to describe…
(Calvin: Since when do you guys care about dignity?)
(WG: Since when are you allowed to interrupt the story?! *kicks Calvin out*)
"OH YEAH THE SCREAMER IS IN THE HOUSE!" Starscream yelled out. Megatron face-palmed, Soundwave was visibly shaking and Shockwave was aiming his gun at Starscream's head.
"WOO!" Fanatic cried happily. "THIS IS GONNA BE FUNNY!" HE then pulled out some Popcorn and began eating it.
BEW!
ZAP!
BOOM!
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Starscream yelled as he flew across the club and into a wall.
"Were doomed." Mickey said. While Fanatic and WG broke down in laughter.
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Meanwhile at the Club Entrance, Pete, (who was having his car and entire bone structure fixed after that safe landing on him in the first chapter) was watching and he chuckled evilly. "Well, Well, Well, looks like that Mouse has some destructive machines on his hands." he said. "This is my chance to drive this place out forever- after all they can't have a club without a club."
"MUAHAHAHAHH!" He began laughing and then he turned and saw Starscream's head next to him.
"You know that one boy was right- you really are like my son if I got a fat dog pregnant." he commented.
"GRRRRRR!" Pete growled and he rose his fist angrily. "Why I outta-"
"You'll what? I'm made of metal, you can't hurt, me you cannot even scare me- I am Starscream, and nothing scares me."
Then he was suddenly pulled out of the hole by Megatron. "Starscream, as you have decided to come along with us, you'll be seating with us as well, CLOSELY with us." He snarled.
"H….h….how close?" Starscream whimpered.
WG then walked up to Fanatic, careful not to trip over the fan-girls that were passed out on the floor. "So What now Fanaticiumus Prime Leader of the Autobots?" She asked sarcastically,.
"First off, don't call me that. Second just keep energon in constant supply and whatever you do don't show them to ending to Dark of the Moon."
"Why…..and should I be concerned if this is your advice to keep the Decepticons happy?"
"Because Megatron gets his head and spine ripped out, Shockwave gets his side punched out and his eye torn out through his throat, Soundwave gets his head destroyed by Bumblebee and Starscream gets beaten by Sam/ Shia Lebouf."
"Meh. I've written worse in my fanfics- ever see a ghost-werewolf stick its claws through Freddy Krueger and rip him apart, then listen to my sister since a poor parody of a 'Grease' song?"
"And that's why I love discussing violence with you." He said with a teasing smirk, "And whatever you do NOT mention Shia Lebouf to Starscream."
WG snorted and then let out a laugh. "I'd not want to hear that name if another version of me got killed by a former 'Even Stevens' star… yet still, I miss that old series. OH 90's DISNEY CHANNEL, HOW I MISS YOU SOOOOO!"
Fanatic cringed. "And, uh… try not to get emotional over your nostalgic childhood."
Unbeknownst to them Pete had been listening in, a grin on his face. "So they don't like the third movie eh?"
He then pulled out as copy of Transformers 3 and then laughed. "Well then looks like we've got a movie to watch tonight."
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As the cartoons played Pete up the the projector room where Horace was sitting getting ready to pick the next cartoon. "Now Let's see here hmmm...Mickey's railroad is a good one, but Toy Tinkers is a classic."
Suddenly there was a loud clang, as Horace fell over onto the ground, stars flying over his head. "Tinkle Tinkle little star..."he said before he passed out.
Pete let out his trademark villain laugh as he placed the disk into the projectors DVD slot...and he pressed 'play'. Right before everyone's eyes the cartoon switched the scene in Transformers Dark of the Moon, where Sam stuck a bomb in Starscream's optic, and then his head blew up, followed by Soundwave getting blasted into scrap by bumblebee, Prime tearing Shockwave's eye out through his throat and MEgatron getting his head and spin ripped out.
Everyone was staring at the screen with eyes the size of saucer plates.
Pete laughed. "Ho boy, this is going to get really good!" He said rubbing his hands together as he saw MEgatron stand up, and fling the table onto grumpy at the same time.
":OUCH!" The dwarf yelled out as he was crushed. Megarton stormed up to Mickey who had ran on stage. "Was that your idea of a joke mouse?! BECAUSE IT WAS NOT FUNNY!" Megatron roared at him.
Mickey Let out a gulp. "I can assure Mr. Megatron that it wasn't our intent- you'd have to um take it up with Horace he's the projection manager." Mickey said quivering.
"He lies." Shockwave said and reached into the projection booth. "I have looked up images of this Horace."
Shockwave held Pete up for all to see, the DVD case for Dark of the moon fell from his fingers into Fanatic's hands...he looked pretty peeved off as well. "Okay I can accept that your a villain but stealing from me is crossing the line!"
Pete found Mickey, WG, who had shown up just to beat him up, Fanatic and the Decepticons glaring at him. "Heh...oops."
In less than five seconds Pete found himself flying to the moon.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He screamed as he crashed landed, where Sentinel Prime stood looking down at him.
Sentinel looked at the audience. "I know he's a loved *Somewhat* villain...so I'm going to eat him just to be a jerk."
"Why are you on the moon anyway?" Pete asked.
"Ironhide Fanboys won't leave me alone." Then Sentinel saw a space ship with said Autobot's fan club inside of it. "AUGH THEY FOUND ME!"
And with that he went tearing across the lunar landscape.
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Back at the House of Mouse, Megatron was backstage with Mickey. "Well, mouse, despite that little incident, we have enjoyed our stay." he said. "You have passed our inspection."
Oh thank God Almighty, Hallelujah joy to the world! Mickey wanted to shout, but only let out a relieved sigh. "Glad to hear it. So, I suppose you'll be coming back more often?" he asked… hoping the answer would be 'no'.
"Perhaps, but right now we're heading to the Nickelodeon area to try to boost the network's ratings with a show that people would actually WANT to watch, rather than another Lord-forsaken Spongebob episode." Shockwave scoffed.
"It could be a while." Starscream added.
"According to my calculations… there's no hope." Soundwave finished.
"Here is our final report," Megatron said, giving Mickey what looked like a report-card.
"An 'A' minus?" Mickey asked. "But, I thought you said you enjoyed yourselves?"
"Do you want me to lower it?"
"Er… still a passing grade."
"Good. Now, lets blow this joint," With that, they left.
"Wow, and we were all scared out of our wits for nothing!" WG commented. "For a moment, I thought something horrible was going to go wrong!"
"ALRIGHT, BRONIES! HAVE AT IT!" They heard Shockwave shout… and there was a stampede as a bunch of Bronies came running to the house.
Fanatic gave WG a glare. "You had to say something, didn't you?" he sneered.
WG only cringed. "I didn't think they were that evil…"
He only face-palmed. "Woman… you have so, SO much to learn… Just go get the riot shields! …Oh, and while you're at it, tell Mickey we need to set up certain character restrictions!"
WG saluted then ran off, while Fanatic whipped out another root-beer and a shot-gun loaded with horse tranquilizers, blasting them at the Bronies and forcing them to drop in the street, snoring.
"The things we do for fanfiction,"
The End.
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A/N: All in favor of getting a raise, say 'Aye'!