COTK: Okay... Thiss is a little while after the whole dream sequence takes place... So... Heeereee you goes!!!

ch11: The promise and the threat

Deidara and Itachi... alone in a cell in the basement of the Akatsuki base, accidentally being locked there when the door closed and locked behind them after they where ordered to clean the cells by Pein. And not only where they alone in the cells... But the entire base as well... ince no one wanted to be around when the two started arguing later on about whose method of cleaning was better than the others...

Deidara slowly turned his head up towards Itachi, who was standing over him and against the same wall that he was sitting against. "Hey, Itachi..." Itachi looked down at him. Deidara also looking down

"What?" No answer. "What do you want, Deidara?" No answer again, so he waits a couple minutes. "What is it?" He was finally getting impateint with the blondes silence. Deidara simply looked back up at him, frowning slightly.

"Nevermind, yeah..." Was his soft reply, the smell and cold of the cells was finally getting to him.

"Start moving..." Itachi said with a smirk. This caught Deidara's attention instantly.

"Start moving...? Where to, yeah?" Itachi's smirk grew more mischevious. Deidara got slightly wide eyed at the look on the raven's face.

"Nothing... It was a quote if got from a one-shot fanfiction that I read a while ago." He said, looking away and back at the opposite wall.

"Oh, Sleep Deprivation, yeah?" Itachi nodded, not saying anything. "I've read that one, yeah..." Itachi sent him an amused look.

"Oh?" Deiara only noded, not breaking the slight eye contact. "What did you think of it?"

"Why, yeah?" Itachi shrugged.

"Just wondering... 'Yeah'..."

"... It was interesting, yeah..."

"Interesting? Hn." Itachi rolled his eyes, "Fine. You're giving me a headache."

"And you like the headaches i give you..." Deidara said, smiling slightly, Itachi gave him a slight warning glare. "Because imma genius..."

"Im smarter than you, Deidara."

"I never said you weren't, yeah..."

"But, I'm sayin I am. You fell right into that one Deidara..." Itachi said, crossing his arms slowly.

"Yes I did, yeah..." Deidara admitted quietly, loking down at his feet again. "At least I know when I do something wrong..."

"At least I dont do anything wrong..."

"Yeah you do, un..."

"That is the way of the Shinobi, Deidara. You can't afford to make mistakes. The consequence is death or fatal injury." He looked down at the blonde slowly, taking in his image and position quietly. "Speaking of which... Hows the wound you got from Hidan?"

"Hows your face?"

"Beautiful" Itachi smirked again. "But I was making a point, idiot." Itachi said, shaking his head slightly.

"You are the idiot, yeah..." Itachi 'Hmphed' causing Deidara to look back up at him. "Are you making fun of me, yeah...?"

"No... " Itachi sent him a smile, acompanied by a small laugh.

"You fucking blow job, yeah" Deidara grubted.

"I would say this is a Touche' moment, wouldnt you?"

"No..." Deidara glared up at him, Itachi sending an even worse glare towards him. Then Deidara looked back down and quietly started mumbeling the lyrics of a dirty song he heard from Hidan, "Suck my dick suck my mother fuckin' dick dick... Suck my dick suck my mother fucking mother fuckin..." It was louder than he had anitioually(sp) meant it to be.

"Im not gay, Deidara... Im sorry.. So stop singing..."

"Why?" Deidara protested.

"Because I said so..."

"And if I dont, yeah?"

"I'll make you wish you where dead..."

"I'm gonna glomp you..." Deidara said on a randome compusion.

"You'll wish you hadn't.." Th blonde smirked.

"I already do, yeah..." He stood up, the smell was really getting to him... And he threw his body onto Itachi's, almost making the x-Konoha ninja fall over, wrapping his legs around Itachi's waiste to keep him up.

"Get off... No..." Itachi warned under his breath.

"Nope, un..."

"Im defianately going to hurt you..."

"And i will lick your face, un..."

"... Are you hitting on me, Deidara...?"

"Are you, yeah?"

"Dont ask a question you cant answer yourself..."

"Look whos talkin, yeah..." Deidara smirked, realizing how much he got under the Uchiha's skin.

"Answer the question..."

"You." Was the blondes only reply, Itachi sighed.

"Would it make a difference to you if I was or wasn't?"

"Would it make a difference to you if I was or wasn't, yeah...?"

"Unless you are truthful with the decision, Deidara... But to answer you on your last question... No it wouldnt make a difference..."

"So why you wanna know so badly?" Deidara leaned his head back, looking at Itachi in the eyes. Itachi, resisting all temptation to just ravage the blonde then and there the best he could, simply returned the gesture. Lightly holding onto Deidara's hips to also keep im up, making Deidara slightly blush and turn his head to the side.

"Because Im asking you..."

"Well.. Im asking you, yeah... Why do you want to know so badly?"

"Deidara... Just answer me..."

"Why?"

"Because it seems like you are... Just want to make sure... You know.. The glomping, and... Licking... But then again... It is you..."

"Whats that saposed to mean, yeah?"

" You show to much emotion.. And i personally think that you are purposefully trying to get under the rest of the Akatsuki's skin..."

"I dont like your attitude..."

"Live with it... Because until someone realizes we arent up yet... Its all you will know..."

"Hmph..." Deidara furrowd his brow slightly, legs un-wrapping themselves fro the raven's waiste and stood straight on the ground again. Wretching out of Itachi's grasp and walking away from him and sitting on the bed across the cell.

"Only girls make that noise, Deidara..."

"Im not a fucking girl, Itachi!!"

"Then stop acting like it.." Deidara just simply sighed and looked away.

"You are hopeless, Tach..."

"And whys that?"

"You just are..." Deidara put his hands down at his side and leaned back slightly.

Itachi gave him a look and stepped closer to the bed, Deidara looked up at him after hearing the sound of the footsteps, "Explain your meaning, Deidara..." He said, stopping when he was hovering over him.

"Make me, yeah..."

"If you want this to come out in your favor... You'll tell me why im... 'Hopeless'..."

"You already know, yeah..." Deidara said, slowly scooting back until he was almost against the wall.

"Then refresh my mind..." Itachi said quietly, leaning forward so he was at eye level with the blond.

"Eh... Its not important..." Deidara said, almost nervously that he said the wrong thing to the wrong person.

"Then bore me..." Itachi said, pinning Deidara to the wall behind him, while straddeling his legs.

"No..." Itachi put one of his hands around Deidara's chin.

"Dont defy my orders... Deidara..."

"And if I do, yeah?"

"I'm sure you can pick out your own punishment..." Itachi whispered, leaning forward so the blond could hear it.

"Hn..." Deidara looked away. Only to have it being grabbed by Itachi again and forced him to look at him.

"Tell me what it is..."

"I dont know... It was random..."

"I wont mind if it was, I just want to know..."

"No..."

"Do I need to coax it out of you?" Itachi asked, his hands moved down his sides, resting on Deidara's hips. "Tell me."

Deidara was silent, trying to think of a way he could get out of this situation with out getting himself killed in the process.

"Are you going to tell me.. Or not?" Itachi grew impatient again.

"I dont know... Am i?" Itachi frowned more.

"Are you challenging me?"

"Maybe..." Itachi gave him a perplexed look, before leaning forward next to his ear.

"If it is, then I accept..." He said, lightly nipping at the ear. Deidara just blinked. "Are you going to tell me yet Deidara, or do I need to 'Coax' it out of you more?"

"Nope..." Was exactally the oppostite of what Deidara really meant to say. Itachi's hand started playing at the blonds sides, until they felt the hem of his shirt, teasing the skin slightly with his fingertips. Deidara shifted uncomfertably for a few seconds. Itachi slightly snorted amusedly, before continuing to push up the shirt to Deidara's chest, still brushing fingertips along his sides and front, closing his mouth over his ear. Nipping and sucking it.

"Tell me..."

"Why do you wanna know so bad, yeah...?"

"Because i want to know what it has to do with me... You said it was random... I want to know what was random about it..."

"Later, yeah... When I think of a reason that it could be RANDOM!"

"When exactally is later, Deidara?" Itachi leaned back to look at him.

"Later!"

"Hn..."

"Hn, yourself..."

"No..."

"No what?" Deidara asked, closing his eyes and sticking his tongue out. Itachi took the time to open his mouth slightly, crashing his lips against the blond's, while sucking on the tongue and preventing it from going back into Deidara's mouth.

Deidara's eyes widen and he started to struggle against the stronger and older man, who held him close with a hand behind his head and the other pushing against his lower waiste, holding him almost still.

Deidara's face grew red when Itachi showed no sign of just stopping there, pulling the shirt above his head and leaving a trail of saliva and kisses down his chest.

Itachi held Deidara's wrists down above his head when he started pushing against his shoulders, continuing to go lick against his nipples slowly, closing his eyes.

"... 'Tachi... Stop, yeah..." Deidara whimpered slightly, when Itachi grunted and bit down on the nipple that was curently in his mouth at the moment, Trying desperately to get his arms free not noticing when Itachi forced him into a laying position and tugging on his pants.

Pinning his legs down so he wouldnt kick him or anything, Itachi pulled Deidara's hands above his head again with one hand, and pulled the clothing down past the blond's thighs roughly. Earning another desperate wimper from Deidara.

"Itach, what are you doing?" Deidara's sentence was but short when Itachi slammed hi lips on his with bruising force. The blonde moaned against him, closin his eyes slightly, until he remembered who it was exactally that he was with at the moment. Turning his hip to the side as Itachi pushed his hand underneath him and forced his back to arch up against him.

Itachi rubbed his own hip against Deidara's already slightly hardened dick, earning another moan from the younger man, slinding his tongue into Deidara's mouth and rubbing it against Deidara's very slowly. Deidara tried pulling his head away from Itachi but coulndt on accord of the beds matress being directly under him. Itachi pushed his body weight onto Deidara and slowly began rolling his hips in sharp thrusts, attempting to get Deidara more harder. And it was working.

Each time Itachi grounded against him, Deidara had to bite his tongue in order to hold back any sound that would let him know that what he was doing was working.

Itachi began to become impatient again, stopping all movement and sitting back up looking down at Deidara squarely. He gave the blond a wry smirk and progressively went lower onto him, licking at the hardened erection in front of him. Lapping up the pre-cum that slowly leaked out of the tip. Moaning quietly as the unique flavor hes waited so long to taste slowly rolled down his throat.

Deidara closed his eyes tightly as Itachi ebgulfed him whole within the hot confines of his mouth and began sucking sharply. Slowly his struggle started lessening once he realized that there was a slim to none chance that he could actually get Itachi to stop and stay in one piece while not managing to anger the Uchiha too much, all at the same time. He realized he was fucked... Litterally.

Deidara arched up against the hotness slightly, his hands balling into tight fists as he resisted the moan that threatened to escape at any second.

He kept making akward noises until Itachi gave a particular hard suck,and Deidara groaned, moaned, yelled, or made some other unknown erotic sound, bucking his hips to reach deeper in the hot mouth. Itachi, who had thought Deidara was going tohold a bit longer, was taken back by the cry out, and had a shiver run down his spine. His pants felt a little tight, he noticed.

Hee let go of the blonds wrist slowly, noticing after a while that Deidara wasnt going to fight him any more, he reached down slightly and pulled on the hem of Deidara's pants, pulling them down completely. Discarding them and his own onto the floor. Slowly, Itachi positioned himself at the blondes entrance, getting the okay from Deidara and thrusting inside of him.

Not waiting fo him to ajust before pulling nearly all the way out and thrusting back into him. Deidara grimaced in slight discomfort: Itachi was a bit different sized than Hidan was, not in width, but length, letting him reach further into him. Itachi began pounding at a quick speed, rolling over onto his back, Deidara sat and rocked his hips froward and back, tilting his head back quickly as Itachi grasped his hips roughly, bucking up into the blond ontop of him, making Deidara moan out loudly as Itachi's pulsating cock hit the bundle of nerves in his back.

Itachi nearly came when Deidara slumped over him and moaned his name in Itachi's ear, Rolling his hips in irrehular patterns: Deidara was close. The older Uchiha growled deep within his chest, bucking at a new wild speed.

Itachi sat up, causing Deidara to fall over backwards. Quickly flipping the blond over onto his stomach, he grabbed a handful of his hair and pulled, forcing his back to arch while placing the other hand on Deidara's hip.

Thrusting deeper, harder and faster into him, Deidara grunted and cried out loudly, pushing his hips back onto Itachi roughly. Almost missing his spot on purpose when Itachi pulled him up more and began sucking and biting on his neck, leaving little marks all over.

Deidara, placing one hand ontop of Itachi's, and the other was wrapped around his straining cock and began fisting himself roughly, trying to come as Itachi sped up his pace and pounded into him harder and deeper, making him cry out in ecstacy and roll his hips wildly. Bucking for more friction and pleasure.

Itachi leaned into the blonde, removing his hand from the golden hair and wrapped it around Deidara's hand and erection, pumping uncomfertably slow and Deidara squeezed tighter.

Breathing not being able to catch up with their hands pace, his back arched and he threw his head back. "Haa... 'Tahaachi... Going to Haa ha come." Deidara breathed, his nails digging into the skin on Itachi's hand as both of their hands moved faster up and down the upright shaft. Itachi picked up the pace in his thrusts as he continued sucking on Deidara's neck.

Deidara came onto Itachis hand and his own chest. Both panting heavily, trying to catch their breath, Itachi turned Deidara to face him and captured his lips with his own. Pushing his tongue into Deidara's mouth, Deidara moanded into the mouth and began sucking on the pink muscle.

Itachi layed them both dwon, pulling Deidara's legs over his shoulders and slowly began thrusting again. Deidara placed a hand on the Uchiha's jaw, the other in his hair, lightly pulling on the onyx strands. Itachi licked down the blond's jaw line and nibbled on the lobe of his ear.

Whispering dirty words to him, coming closer to the edge of coming, coming even closer when Deidara arched his back and moaned, "Aah, haa-ha ah, faster, Itachi... Harder. Haa aah!"

The older Uchiha smirked and gladly accepted the request, making the mad bomber become rock hard again, bucking back up against the older man. Itachi grasped onto Deidara's hips roughly, grinding deep to the hilt into Deidara slowly, the blond reached down and started fondeling the older mans balls, his hand sliding across them slowly.

Itachi groaned, grinding his hips into the other's and bucking in his hand for further contact.

Deidara continued sucking on Itachi's tongue, letting his slide into the Uchiha's mouth and flicked it around the others. Them both coming close to release when Itachi's dick slid across the blond's prostate. Causing him to arch up and cry out his name.

Another wave of pleasure coursed through Itachi when the other arched up to him. Itachi moved his mouth from Deidara's, placing it in the crook of the boys neck, teeth latched to the others shoulder. Every time the member slid over that particular area, the blond would moan his name and give his hips a rough jerk to meet the other.

After a few more thrusts upward, they both finally came at the same time. Itachi collapsed onto Deidara, catching his breath as he pulled out of the blond. Deidara sat up, straddeling his hips and looking down at the boy.

Deidara then started getting this feeling that Hidan was going to comedown in the cells and find them there, and began panicing, breathing heavily and looking around, "Get off me Itachi, yeah. Now, please!"

Itachi gave him a little confused before smirking like a cat, "No." And he layed full length on the other. The blond began struggeling under the weight oth the older man, pushing on his chest trying to get him off.

Deidara's hands went to Itachi's face, nails digging into the flesh as the younger pushed on it, Itachi grabbed onto the slender wrists and moved them away from him, he put more weight onto Deidara when he tried kicking him off.

"Enough of this foolishness, what is your problem, Deidara?" Itachi was glaring at the youth, curious of his sudden change in attitude.

"Get off Itachi... Get off, now! Now... Please?" Deidara struggled more from under Itachi but the Uchiha wasnt giving up so easily on it. Deidara almost managed to get free, but Itachi forced him back down.

"I asked why are you acting like this, answer me..." Itachi ordered, leaning his head on him, pushing his legs inbetween Deidara's.

"Hi-hidan, yeah.. Please get off, yeah?" Itachi looked down at him, his previous smirk disapeared as he remembered the religous freak as well.

"What about him?" Itachi's voice was cruel all of a sudden. "He's on a mission right now."

"He's not going to be happy abo-" He was cut off by Itachi snorting.

"Happy about what? You letting me fuck you?... You're right. Hes not going to be to happy about that..." He glared harder and grabbed the blonds jaw and forced him to look at him. "Now, stop struggeling, Deidara. Im not going to tell him." He forced a kiss onto the blond. "On one condition... You and me.. Any time and andy where." He smirked at the look on Deidara's face. But he didnt expect the answer he got.

"No... Tell him if you want... But im not going to let you use me, yeah..."

"Dont you care about what his reaction will be, Deidara?"

"No... Just get off me, yeah."

Itachi sneered at him, before pushing himself off of Deidara, using his chest to help him up. "What ever."

Deidara watched him as he got all the way off of him and put his pants back on. Deidara also re-clothed himself sitting back down on the bed once he finnished. Itachi walked to the other side of the cell. Staring, more like glaring, at the blond. Deidara turned from him again, a depressed look on his face, staring at the ground.

Not being able to prevent himself, he fell asleep while leaning on the wall.

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"Oi! Mornin, Dei!" Deidara was shook awake by a familiar voice that he longed for, yet dreaded at the same time. Hidan was home.

Sleep filled eyes cracked open to the athiest. He was so unaware, judging by his look, of what happened last night between him and Itachi. And, just as he thought of him. He searched around, but the Uchiha wasnt in the cell. The bomber turned back to the grinning Hidan and threw himself on him.

Hidan blinked, a curious look came across his face as he slowly patted the blonds back. "Uh... You alright?" He asked after awhile, Deidara just nodded his head and closed his eyes slightly. They then made their way up to Hidan's room. Where both of them fell asleep almost instantly.

Deidara, before submitting himself to a dreamless sleep, thought he could tell Hidan some other time of what happened. When the man was tied to a chair. When the man was tied to a chair and Deidara was talking to him on a phone. When the man was tied down to a chair with chains, scyth no where in sight, and Deidara was talking to him on a phone in a totally different region. Oh yeah, Hidan will definiately not take the news lightly at all.