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"Are you still down?"

Moka looked at Naruto sitting down on the ground as he leaned over a bucket, trying not to puke but at the same time prepared to do it. Unlike herself, who ate hman food for every meal with tomato juice, Naruto drank blood for his meals. He rarely actually ate people food, so for him his digestive system worked slower than most others. Meaning unlike Moka, who had digested the food and was ready to go and meet Naruto's friends, he was still incapacitated by the dangerous dish of epic proportions.

"... I am going to kill her." Naruto stated with a twitching eye. "I'm going to force her to make that thing again, and then feed it to her by force... she's going to die in the most ironic way I can think of." Naruto bitterly spoke with his normal grin turned into a dangerous grin. Moka could practically see the "Danger" waves radiating off of Naruto.

Moka had to laugh nervously.

Maybe Sakura should be running while Naruto cooled down from his little break down he was having.

"Well... I'm going to go to the dorms now, I'll see you tomorrow. Lets hope tomorrow isn't as exciting as today was." Moka waved Naruto a fair goodbye.

He was muttering a list of ways he was going to kill Sakura under his breath, that meant it was time for her to make her grand exit... as grand as walking out of the room and closing the door could be. Naruto waited until Moka was out of the room, before he stopped pretending to have gone insane and looked towards the window with a far off look on his face. He smiled lightly and leaned up against the wall, holding his pained stomach with a wince.

He wasn't that angry with Sakura over this... he just loved being overdramatic.

"Heh... Always fun to see what kind of stuff a Witch makes. I wonder if Sakura is special, or if other witches are like her." Naruto muttered to himself as he stood up.

The image of Inner Naruto appeared in front of him.

"No, kill her... she needs to die for this. She needs to be stopped before she does anything that could harm our pride as a vampire." Inner Naruto stated to Naruto as they locked eyes. Naruto rubbed the back of his head and laughed at his Inner self.

Inner Naruto sighed.

Right, Naruto had no real pride as a vampire, all of that aspect of their personality went into him. Naruto just laughed everything off, even now he simply grabbed the trashcan and began to move away from the area, carrying it with him. When Naruto opened the door, he felt something small and light bump into his stomach.

"Hey! Watch where you're going buddy!"

It was a tiny girl with a list of things in her hands. She couldn't be more than 12 or 13 years old at the most, and she was clearly dressed as a witch. The only school uniform thing she had on was her mini-skirt... which somehow was STILL too short for her, like the skirt was bad to assure panty shots from every size of girl no matter their size. Her top was a more modern witch style, and she had a more magical girl styled want. A witches hat on top of her head, and straight cut mid-length hair, with dark eyes.

Naruto had three personal weaknesses.

Bitter foods, he didn't like them, and would refuse to eat them most of the time. They sucked, and he didn't like them.

Ramen, he could never say no to it.

Finally, cute things.

"You're just adorable... hi there little witch, I'm Naruto, vampire, you are just too cute for your own good." Naruto introduced himself with closed eyes, and the widest, laziest smile he could make, his cheeks red from how adorably cute she was. Sitting on the ground all angry style as she pouted up at him. "Need a hand?" Naruto asked as he offered her a hand to stand up with. She did look at the hand with surprise, and a little bit of suspicion.

Inner Naruto was silence.

"Teddy bear panties..." Inner Naruto noted dully, not in the least bit affected by the showing of her panties. "... You are right though, this girl is picture perfect adorable..." Inner Naruto didn't have the exact same reaction, but it wasn't like he was going to deny that the girl was a little cutie either.

-With Sakura-

"... My 'Naruto found something cute' radar is going off." Sakura stated as she glanced up, and she looked in a different direction. "... Also... my 'Sasuke's dick got him i trouble' radar has been going off." Sakura continued with a less surprised look on her face at that one.

His cock was always getting him into trouble.

"... Is Naruto the guy that-" Tsukune started, unsure of if he should be talking to the two "monsters" in front of him.

Sakura smirked at how nervous his body language was screaming.

"Yes, he is the blond vampire from earlier. Calm down Tsukune-kun, Hinata-san here is human just like you... also, I'm a witch... Neither of us are going to rat you out... Though, Sasuke might rat you out if it means he could get pussy... Actually, never tell Sasuke you're human." Sakura stated, and Hinata paused and thought about Sasuke's personality. Tsukune took the moment to let out a sigh of relief.

He wasn't the only human.

'I can see Sasuke-san doing that...' Hinata deadpanned in her own mind. "I'm sure Naruto-kun will protect you..." Hinata tried to convince Tsukune, and Sakura rolled her eyes.

"... Doubt it, pretty sure that Naruto will kill Tsukune-kun if he tries to leave the school. You're special Hinata-san, Naruto will let this guy live at the school because he is friends with you... but I seriously doubt Tsukune-kun will be allowed to leave the school alive... Something wrong?" Sakura asked her new human friend, who was shivering with fear. Originally that was what he had planned on doing, leaving the school and going to a human school.

Didn't seem that was an option.

"He wouldn't do that... I think." Hinata wasn't too sure.

Her tone didn't fill anyone with confidence.

-With Naruto-

"You see, I'm going to be making this bomb... instead of fire and death, it's going to release itching powder in my class. Even though it's the first day, this stupid jerk outed me as a witch and everyone gave me this cold look..." Yukari Sendo explained as she sat on the bed next to Naruto, going over the list of steps that she had created, and the items that she needed, for her plan to work.

Naruto just laughed.

"Heheheheh, that sounds fun. I'm in... I love a good prank. Of course, your plan needs some work... with this, the bomb will only hit the person in the front seat... What you need to do is this..." Naruto took her piece of paper from her, and started to point out the various flaws in her initial pranking design. "... instead of placing the bomb under the teacher's desk, you need to place it in the vents... that way it will scatter around the entire room. Get everyone... that will make the sprinklers go off, and if you manage that everyone will be soaked and itchy." Naruto explained a better option for her than simply letting it go off.

Yukari nodded in appreciation, and she smiled up at Naruto with a glint in her eye.

This guy was awesome.

"... Are you a lolicon?" Yukari asked with a hopeful smile on her face.

This guy was awesome.

He was cool (dude was helping her prank people he didn't even know), laid back, called her adorable, didn't care that she was a witch, and he had a rocking body. Not to mention he seemed to have a great personality in general... oh, and him being a vampire meant he was strong, and more than likely he was very talented in certain areas.

Naruto simply shrugged.

"How old are you?" Naruto asked her, and she smiled.

"I'm 11." Yukari responded back.

...

"... Meh, why not... I'm not not a lolicon. I mean, it isn't my kink, but it isn't something I hate either. I'm going to live a long life, might as well give everything a try." Naruto told her, and her eyes widened.

Her nose bled.

"Have you tried gay love?" Yukari was very interested in the answer, and she saw Naruto shrug his shoulders as his response.

"Meh, not my thing. I've kissed a dude, didn't do anything for me. I'm not going to knock any dudes for loving dudes, but I don't see myself falling for a dude either." Naruto explained, because he had kissed a man before... his kiss was COMPLETELY accidental, but he had kissed a boy. It didn't do anything for him, he was a little grossed out by it, but he could understand how a man could love a man.

Inner Naruto rolled his eyes.

Yukari sighed in some disappointment, before she looked at Naruto with a hopeful look in her eyes.

"... So... I have a chance?" Yukari asked, and Naruto snorted.

"Yeah sure, why not..." Naruto shrugged again. Yukari jumped in the air and latched onto Naruto's chest with a grin on her face. He stood up in some surprise as she rubbed her hands against his pecs. "You're a perverted little witch... but I like that attitude of yours. You go for what you like... You don't mind if I have a little dinner, do you?" Naruto asked with a grin, his fangs growing.

He was far more interested in her blood than he was her body, her body didn't really turn him on, but he was extremely curious about the taste of her blood.

"I'm taking a nap, don't do anything that would bring shame to vampires... I'm asking for too much." Inner Naruto sighed as his image started to fade away. He was going to go to sleep, and try to forget about this.

Naruto just stuck his tongue out.

'She's not going to be 11 forever... anyway, it's not like I'm actually attracted to her or anything, I'm just not against her either... Anyway, we both know that human morals don't mean anything to monsters.' Naruto pulled Yukari up to his face, and he bit down on her neck. He could have chosen a different body part, but he always went for the neck if he could help it.

The best blood came from the neck, it might be something ingrained in his brain, but he enjoyed sucking the neck more than he did anything else.

"This doesn't hurt as much as I thought it would." Yukari said out loud.

It hurt a little, but it wasn't that bad. She could feel her body loss a little bit of blood, she guessed that Naruto wasn't taking that much of her blood. Naruto stopped sucking her blood moments later, and he gave her a thumbs up.

"Your blood is tasty, so you pass."

"... Man, what would your parents say?" Yukari tried to tease Naruto, since vampires were the most stuck up of the races.

Naruto shrugged.

'Not having parents might be the reason my morals are so loose when it comes to stuff like this... If my parents were alive, would I be like the rest of my race?' Naruto thought to himself as he just allowed Yukari to feel him up. Now that he had some blood in him, he didn't really care what she did. He wasn't going to feel her up or anything, but he wasn't going to stop her from doing what she wanted either. '... Meh, I'll talk with Sasuke later, get his opinion.' Naruto thought to himself.

He deadpanned when he realized what Sasuke would say.

"Who cares about their age, as long as they can have sex and breed, a little thing like age doesn't matter to me."

"... I have a friend named Sasuke... be careful around him." Naruto told Yukari, who blinked with some surprise.

"Huh?"

"You'll figure it out... okay, so either let go or hang on tight, I'm going to be going back to my room... Actually... Want to help me pull a prank on somebody?" Naruto asked with a grin on his face.

This might be his chance to get back at Sakura.

He had a wicked idea.

Chapter End!
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Naruto isn't really attracted to Yukari, he just doesn't care. He lacks human morals, not to mention he understands his own immortality and just how long he will be alive.
If you can't handle it, you can stop reading.
Trust me though, while this might seem strange at first, this will play a very important part in several character's development.