Whoa….School started…and it wasn't why I was expecting at all! XD anywaaay…..here ya go! Just got back from school yo! Did I do my homework? Weeeeellllllll…kinda? I'm more than half way through if I don't finish…..that's what friends are for! XD time to steal lily's geometry book…
Me: Yes! Here's the next chapter!"
Sasuke: Yes, we know. Now hurry up so you can do your geometry.
Me: Shut the hell up!
Neji: Your hostility is amusing…and so is your lack of interest towards your homework
Me: *Snicker* Your girl hair is amusing as well. And the fact that you think it's manly makes it funnier
Neji: I hate you…
Me: Well poo….
Sasuke: Just get on with it…you procrastinating lady with a freaky personality…
Me: . Uchiha…..Watch it… Or I'll turn you gay in my story…
Naruto: He's already gay!
*Author watches the figments of her imagination fight*
Chapter 11 : Surprise Surprise…..
FLASHBACK
Sasuke kissed her he had one hand on her waist and the other hand against the door. They stood there kissing for a few moments before breaking apart.
Sasuke smirked. "Did I earn a few points back?" he asked a flustered Sakura who was now beet red. "A-a couple." She muttered.
"See ya pinky." With that Sasuke went over to his car and slid inside and with a final wave he drove off.
Sakura closed the door and smiled. " See ya Chicken-ass."
Outside Sakura's house stood two figures.
"They CANNOT be together" one of them mumbled. "Don't worry they won't last 'til prom. I'm sure"
"I'll take your word for it then."
-END OF FLASH BACK-
A silver car parked at the gateway of the Yamanaka Compound. A blonde girl got out of the passenger's seat and mumbled a thank you to the driver.
"See you Ino." Said Shikamaru , as hit bit back a yawn.
Ino glared at him. Was she really that boring? Seriously she was the EPITOMY of FUN! So why is he so sleeeppppyyyyy? Sheesh they just got back from a DATE for crying out loud. Well he was her escort to an event but that still counted…right?
Shaking her head She waved at him and entered the gate and walked across a huge courtyard filled almost every kind of flower. "Pineapple head….only thing he finds interesting are clouds." She mumbled to herself, ignoring the weird stares the maids were giving her.
Her eyes caught sight of her home. It was a huge mansion with two humungous pillars that supported the upper balcony and between those two pillars was a door. Ino entered it and was greeted by a flurry of maids on the other side.
"Yamanaka-sama, have you eaten yet?" one of the older maids asked as she curtsied. Ino nodded.
She had already eaten and all she really felt like doing was to flop down on her bed and relax. Of course by relax she meant T.V., iPod, Laptop. DUUUH.
She dismissed her maids and walked up the grand staircase, as she walked up the stairs Ino's eyes shot up. "IS THAT A NEW CHANDELIER?" she pouted. "Oh, so they don't want to get me a new car. Instead they splurge on some ancient looking chandelier that dangles up there threatening to fall on someone"
Parents. Will they EVER learn?
Thankfully Ino reached her room, if she stared at that over-priced LAMP any longer that thing would be in a nearby junkyard by now…
Ino admired her room. It was painted a light shade of purple and one wall had a huge blue flower painted on it. Courtesy of Hinata. Next to the flower a phone hung from the wall.
She had a walk-in closet at the end of the room and next to it was her personal bathroom. Her bed was backed against the wall in the middle of the room and had a bedside table on the right, a writing desk with a computer on the left . At the foot of the bed was a gray chest where Ino kept her valuable things and of course in front of her bed was a flat-screen T.V.
Ino grabbed a remote and switched the AC on and flopped down on her HUGE bed.
Ah..So sooooft..she thought to herself. She had an AWESOME bed.
Did she leave the Do Not Disturb sign on the door? She couldn't remember WOW Ino must've been tired…..Maybe she di—
A maid burst into the room. No…No she did not. Ino got up and grumbled. Who dares disturb her?
She looked at the timid maid sharply and raised her eyebrows. "Yeeeeesssssss?"
"U-Uhm, a package for you Yamanaka-sama"
Ino checked her nails. "Hmm…ok, thanks please leave it on my desk." She mumbled. "I need to get dressed."
The maid curtsied, left the package on Ino's desk, curtsied again and left the room. This curtsy thing is getting on my nerves" the maid thought.
Ino emerged from her closet and walked towards her desk where the package lay, sealed. She grabbed the box and checks the sender.
KONOHA ACADEMY
She arched a brow. Why would her school send her a package…. Maybe It was a letter saying that she's be excused from going to school FOREVER due to her awesome intellect and greatness… oh and don't forget wicked skills.
She grinned from ear to ear and began to rip open the box so fast that the dust in her room created a mini-tornado….wait DUST? WHY did her room have DUST? She told them to clean! Ah! Later! She'd yell at them later right now the package was her priority.
"Freedom here I come!" she ripped out the last piece.
Her mouthed dropped open. OH My God. She snatched her cell phone from her bed, flipped it open and hurriedly pressed number 2. Sakura.
"Hello?"
"SAK! It's INO!"
"Duh, ever heard of caller I.D.?"
"Don't sass meee! It's an emergency!"
"What?"
"Emergency meeting at my house in 30 minutes! Tell the others."
"Ok—hold on I got a package…. Do you want me to call you back?"
Ino's blue eyes darkened, turning to the look at the package again.
"No, no open it. I'll stay on the line."
Ino heard Sakura tearing the tape off and then.
"I'LL BE THERE IN FIFTEEN MINUTES!" Sakura yelled.
Ino nodded sadly. "I'll see you then."
Over at Sakura's the pink-haired teem glared at the THING she received. ".You…" she told the THING on her desk.
Sasuke was lounging by the pool when his phone rang. Stupid phone. No wait stupid caller. Groaning, he checked the caller i.d.
The caller's name was in big bold letters. DOBE.
His lips formed a grim line. He waited a few more moments.
RING
Not yet.
RIIIIIIIIING
Nope
R!
He gaped at his phone. "This thing has a mind of its own!" he thought, finally pressing the answer button.
"Hn?" he muttered. "PLEASE DON'T MAKE THIS BE DOBE!"
"TEME! We need to head over to Ino's house pronto!" Naruto yelled causing Sasuke to wince.
"Dobe, stop yelling. We just saw Ino this is the ONLY time I can relax."
"BUT TEME! WE HAVE TO!" the blonde boy screamed
Sasuke grit his teeth and managed to growl out a "Why?"
His summer was supposed to be GREAT but nooooo it turned out that they only moved back to this part of Japan because his dad had to—Nevermind thing is HE WANTED SOME ALONE TIME…or….Alone time with Sakura….
A sly smirk spread across his face. Now there's something he'd actually like. Oh the things that could happen. He decided that Sakura should definitely some alone time with him. He was beginning to fantasize when his best friend's voice cut through the day dream.
Sucks to be him.
"You mean you still don't know? Have you received a package yet?"
The smirk disappeared. "Package?" he went rigid. "THE Package? Wait from who? I hope it's not from—
"Ehem…" someone interrupted.
A tick appeared on Sasuke's forehead, why do people keep interrupting him? What can a guy do to get some peace around here? "What is wrong with the world?"
Sasuke turned to see a blushing maid holding out a package to him. Rolling his eyes he took the small box and thanked the maid. "They've seen me shirtless already, what else is new?" thought Sasuke.
Lucky maids…..
Shaking his head he turned to the package. He eyed it with malice could this be the— no it can't be. But what was the Emergency meeting for then? Did they find out? Closing his eyes he steeled himself and tore the box open.
Seeing the contents of the box a feeling of relief washed through the anxious prodigy. It wasn't what he thought. He ran a hand through his dark locks. "Thank- you Kami-sama"
"Teme!—
"FINE, I'll be there." He hung up. Slumped back down onto his chair. Grabbed a tomato and sank his teeth into it. "In an hour or two."
Ah, it's good to be king.
Naruto looked at the box that Konoha Academy sent then to the unopened box laying on his bed. The senders made a mistake, the box that was now on his bed was meant for Sasuke.
INO'S HOUSE
Everyone was gathered around Ino's dining table, although they seemed to all be quiet. Well almost all of them were quite anyway.
Naruto seemed to be oblivious to the atmosphere, then again who can blame him? It was pretty hard to be aware when you were inhaling a freakishly big bowl of ramen.
"I never knew Ichiraku had bowls that big." Sakura stated in awe as she looked at the bowl from across the table.
Shikamaru shook his head. "They didn't." he rolled his eyes "But Naruto kept complaining about the bowls not being big enough so…" Shikamaru gestured to the monster sized bowl with a dramatic sweep of his arm. "'lo and behold"
Sakura's mouth went slack.
"They call it Narubaka." Sasuke added. "Naru from Naruto and baka for IDIOT!" Sasuke mocked the poor blond boy.
Who glared at them and waved a chopstick at Sasuke. "At least I have SOMETHING named after ME." He gloated waving a chopstick again and accidentally smacking Sasuke with a stray noodle.
SPLAT
Naruto's face went from arrogant to frightened "Noooooo! My noodle!" Jumping off the chair.
Way to dramatic. It was just a noodle.
The others rolled their eyes at the blonde's antics, this was normal for Naruto.
"I have a hospital wing named after me, Dobe." Retorted an irritated Uchiha.
Naruto scoffed dramatically "Your Dad PAID for that. So it doesn't count."
Sasuke raised an eye brow "Sh—
Suddenly they heard footsteps coming towards the dining room and within seconds Ino burst through the door holding up the contents of the infamous package.
"UNIFORMS? What the HELL IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD?" She yelled as she threw down the outfit onto the expensive table.
-Sweatdrop-
Neji leaned in to whisper to Shikamaru. "Her point?"
Sadly rage has magically given Ino the ability to have enhanced hearing. Odd….Very odd and well…Dangerous especially right now.
Ino looked appalled. She dramatically placed a hand on her chest and looked out to the horizon. Which of course to the others looked like she was staring at the wall with sparkles in her eyes. And pink and white bubbles floating behind her….
Don't ask where they came from.
Hinata cradled her head. "And here she…..goes."
Ino walked calmly to where Neji sat quietly, finally reaching the destination she slammed her hands down on the table.
"My dear Friends, Mr. Hyuuga over here seems to be unaware about how that piece of cloth can ruin our entire LIVES. If we where those then we will lose the right to express ourselves through OUR clothing! Therefore, It is our defend our rights as students!"
TenTen slapped herself. "Ugh." She stood up. "Ino, they're just uniforms."
Ino glared at her. "NO! They are evil pieces of rags that have been strung together by thread! Don't you get it? They're TURNING US INTO ROBOOOOOTSSS! AND we already went shopping! " she slumped down on her chair.
"Evil pieces of rags that have been strung together by thread." TenTen repeated at the same time grabbing her uniform. And holding it out to give the "rag" a once over.
"Actually Ino, it doesn't look that bad." She mumbled, placing it back inside her bag. "What about you guys? What do you think?"
Sasuke shrugged "It's fine." He brushed off imaginary lint from his shirt. "I can pull that off. I can wear a potato sack and STILL look awesome."
Sakura sweat-dropped "Humble." she thought, biting her lip.
"Well if you got it, YOU GOT IT. And HE has it!"
"You don't make sense."
Shikamaru was asleep and Neji was listening to his iPod.
Naruto was hiding under the table, playing with his PSP. Although hiding under the table was futile because 1.) the gaming console's sounds were on. (Full BLAST!) and 2.) The table was glass.
Ino grew red. "Oh hell no, you guys DID NOT JUST IGNORE MY SPEECH!" she screeched.. "AND YOU UCHIHA!" she turned to face him. "CANNOT rock a POTATO SACK."
TenTen sat back down and looked at the poor, poor boys "I'll see you guys at your funerals" she whispered, Hinata turned to Sakura. "Will they make it?"
Sakura looked grim. "No…." Hinata leaned on her shoulder. "Naruto-kun" "See ya in Heaven guys!"
Ino was furious no mad no FURIOUS AND MAD. Wait don't they mean the same thing? Ah Whatever! She moved menacingly to where Sasuke sat. "Do you have any idea how long I had to practice for that speech?"
Sasuke looked up. "Wait, you PRACTICED that speech?" he said in surprise. Ino looked like she's burst anytime soon. "Yes! Whyyy?" she said sweetly , and everyone KNOWS what's going to happen when girls give them a SICKENINGLY SWEET VOICE.
"You want my advice?" he asked.
Ino smiled sweetly. "Oh, do tell Uchiha do tell." She clenched her fist. Sasuke was really pushing her to the brink….
He smirked. "Two words. English." He flicked one finger. "Tutor" he flicked one more.
Neji smirked "You're a dead man, Uchiha."
He was right.
Ino glared at him.
And all hell broke loose.
The girls watched as the boys backed away slowly. They almost made it to the door when Naruto slipped.
On a ramen noodle.
And Ino decided to strike.
OOF!
"HEY! OUCH! Watch it!, Yamanaka It isn't my Destiny!"
"Shut the Hell up Hyuuga!" Sasuke yelled as Ino tackled him
Naruto tried to pry the deranged blonde off his best friend. "Get off Teme you monsteeeeeeeer!—AAAHH! NO! Go ! Go back to Teme!" Naruto yelled as he made a dash towards Shikamaru.
"Dobe, I'll kill you!" Naruto betrayed him. If he ever lives through this He'd kick that Dobe's ass.
"No way Uchiha I'm the one doing the killing here" said Ino.
The men's eyes widened as the same exact words echoed through their heads.
"WE ARE GOING TO DIE IN THIS HOUSE!"
Ino turned to the girls. And smiled. "You guys don't want to see this, you guys can go upstairs and hang in my room if you want." She offered kindly.
The girls looked at her then to the boys then to each other. "Okay!" They got up and left the room. "I hope she doesn't hurt them too much and turn them into vegetables." Sakura mumbled to TenTen who nodded. "Yeah, I don't want to take a bed-ridden Neji to prom. I mean where's the fun in that? "
Hinata nodded. "So true…So true."
Sakura looked at Hinata. "I still can't believe you got over your stuttering." She said making Hinata smile. "Yeah well me too. I still stutter sometimes though but it happens rarely."
On that note they all made their way to Ino's room on the2nd floor.
Meanwhile the boys were lying on the floor, there was a lot of red.
"Mmf, I can't –wince- believe she poured Tomato juice on us." Naruto mumbled.
Yes, these boys now remember why they always agreed with Yamanaka Ino.
Speaking of Ino. The young blonde heiress was outside arranging flowers, ignoring the poor teenage boys who could barely lift their bruised heads.
Naruto tried lifting an arm but somewhere along the way he had lost his stregth "I can't believe the girls deserted us." Naruto mumbled in defeat.
"Yeah." The all muttered.
"Hey, is that a new chandelier?"
Meanwhile the girls were inside Ino's room were pressing their ears against the door. They've been trying to listen.
"They stopped screaming." TeTen said, straining to hear more. Sakura and Hinata who were perched at the bed reading magazines looked at each other. "Do you think they're dead?" Sakura asked.
Wow these girls care a lot. TenTen shook her head. "I doubt it. Wanna go check?"
Sakura was tired, she was out the whole day and just when she got home Ino called an emergency meeting, all she really wanted to do was sleep. But she did want to see how Sasuke was…
Wait a minute…since when did she have any concern for Sasuke? AH! Of course, now she remembered….This kiss. She sighed and nodded, while jumping down the bed.
But right after this she was going back home. End of Discussion.
Downstairs the boys were starting to feel their legs again when they heard people coming. And the sounded female.
Naruto looked like a scared puppy. "If we pretend we're dead will they leave us alone?" he asked hopefully.
"Not likely." Answered Sakura who helped him up. "You ok?" Naruto huffed. "Oh geeee now you guys care!"
Hinata kissed him on the cheek. "feel better?" Naruto thought for a moment. "Yes, but my lips are still sore."
The light-eyes girl squeaked. "U-Uhm okay." She leaned closer and kissed him gently on the lips.
Sakura who was sitting next to Sasuke watched the two of them and turned to Sasuke. "awwwww! Aren't they the cutest?" she gushed. "They look so perf—Sasuke?" She felt something on her lap
Sasuke rested his on Sakura's lap
She smirked and shook her head. As she ran her fingers through his messy hair. "You know, I should be deducting points from you for getting tomato juice all over my pants." Sasuke grunted
"You just ruined the moment, pinky."
TO be continued
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Me: Thanks for reading! And please excuse any errors. I'm only human and it's pretty late…XD
Sorry for any spelling or grammatical errors
I blame geometry…