Lemony: *on the phone with pizza place*

Nin-Ni Chan: *on the phone with Chinese place*

Lemony: you know what, we should get Mexican food too…

Nin-Ni Chan: $.89 CENT BURRITOS AT TACO BELL!

"I don't fucking believe this," Gin seethed rising from the couch and beginning to pace furiously.

"What's wrong wit you?" Rukia asked her eyebrows furrowing, Gin glared at her.

"I just can't believe this, I don't know where to begin. Is it the fact that you have the hots for a vampire, is it the fact that you kept it from me?"

Here Rukia shot of the couch and stormed up to him, she glowered at Gin with her blue eyes sharp.

"I didn't ask for this Gin!" She snapped, "And I don't have the 'hots' for anyone! I didn't even believe it myself! Jesus! You're such a jealous bastard!"

And with that, Rukia stormed into the bedroom. Gin stood in the living room feeling like a total jackass. He let his jealousy get the better of him, and now Rukia was not only scared she was hurt. Gin lowered his head in shame as Rukia's words replayed in his head.

It's not like she meant for all this to happen.

Gin only wanted Rukia to be safe, the silver-haired man walked sullenly into the bedroom to see Rukia face down on the bed crying into her pillow. He nervously shifted for a moment before approaching the bed. He gingerly rubbed Rukia on her back,

"Rukia, baby…I…I'm sorry, I guess I'm just scared is all…" Gin said sincerely, he was terrified, mainly because Rukia was being tormented and there was nothing he could do about it. Rukia looked from the pillow ad embraced Gin with tears streaming down her face. She cried openly not sure of what to say or do, Gin stayed there with her locked on his arms.

They both felt so helpless.

"Um…excuse me…I hate to break up this…whatever it is your doing, but have you seen my master by any chance?"

Both Gin and Rukia went wide eyed when the heard the voice in window, they came eye to eye with a little white cat. The small creature was looking at the couple expectantly with big eyes that looked like sky-blue diamonds. Judging by the voice, the white cat was certainly female.

"I'm sorry?" Gin said not believing a cat was speaking to them, the cat rolled its eyes.

"I'm looking for my master, Van Helsing." The cat said with its mouth actually moving! Had this been a cartoon, Rukia and Gin's mouths would have hit the floor.

A talking cat!

Now they could say they had seen it all.

"Um…he just left…" Rukia said turning her head to examine the pretty little kitty.

"Damn him!" The cat snapped "He's always leaving me! The grey-haired bastard! I gave the best years of my nine lives and this is how he treats me!"

Gin and Rukia listen to the cat rant before it suddenly stopped.

"Oh, you must be Gin and Rukia," The cat said seeming to smile, Rukia and Gin nodded unable to find words.

"I'm sorry I seem to have forgotten my manners, my name is Sybilla the Helsing family guardian." The cat said bowing its apple-shaped head. Rukia and Gin both jumped when they heard someone knocking at the door,

"Ah, there's my master now." Sybilla said leaping off of the windowsill and padding into the living room. Both Gin and Rukia's eyes went impossibly wide, a talking cat? Rukia and Gin followed the creature to the door, she was scratching at the wood.

When Rukia opened the door the cat pounced on Van.

"Ah!" The elder man said once Sybilla sat on his shoulder, "There you are you mangy feline! I told you to wait outside!"

Sybilla let on an angry hiss, "How dare you leave me outside in the cold! I wanted to come inside! I was freezing my paws off!"

Van turned to the stunned couple, "I'm very sorry. Please excuse my cat, I can see now you know she talks."

They both nodded blankly, Sybilla seemed to smirk.

"Sybilla has the ability so sense vampires, so she comes with me everywhere I go." Helsing explained, "She has to stay with you so she can let you know when a vampire is near."

"You're just trying to get rid of me!" Sybilla accused, Van rolled his eyes.

"Sybilla, dearest, this is important." Van said, Sybilla seemed to sigh. She leapt off his shoulder and onto Rukia's. The raven-haired girl was stunned at first but calmed once Sybilla stilled.

"Sybilla, behave yourself." Helsing said warningly, Sybilla wore a smug expression. Once Rukia closed the door she placed the cat on the ground. Both Gin and Rukia stared at it.

"A talking cat…" Gin drawled, "What's next? I turn into a werewolf?" (Lemony: Too late ahaha!)

"Yes a talking cat, you silver twit." Sybilla hissed, Gin arched an eyebrow at the white feline.

Did she just call him a twit?

"Um…Van said you can sense vampires…" Rukia said not wanting to break up a fight between a cat and her boyfriend. Sybilla nodded,

"That's right, animals are more susceptible to paranormal activity, I can sense a vampire, ghost, or goblin days before you can." She said flicking her tail for emphasis. Gin and Rukia stared down at Sybilla unsure what to do.

A talking cat was in their apartment.

"Oh don't look like that," Sybilla said crossing her paws, "I'm here to help you and if you keep gaping at me like that I'll be no use to you.

Gin and Rukia both exchanged looks before… "YOU'RE A TALKING CAT!"

Lemony: Uh-oh a talking cat…BURRITOS FOR EVERYONE!

Nin Ni Chan: We're gonna be SO sick in the morning, Lem-chan.

Lemony: But its SO worth it, while we're out lets get cookies. Yo quiero Taco Bell (lmfao, no hablar Espanol)!

Nin-Ni Chan: If I'm a genius so are you Lem-chan!

Lemony: Bye, bye for now readers (and yes I'm tiny girl who eats A LOT only because Awesome isn't here to stop me mwhahahahah….don't tell her I said that…)….REVIEW!