All credit goes to J.R.R. Tolkien and plot generator dot org dot uk. Honestly, I didn't want to make Frodo the villain, and yet here he is: a villain, his next role in this story. Well, it had to happen, not that him being a vampire wasn't villainous, but there you go. Also, I do not like canon character deaths, but once again, not my fault.
The Tenant of Baggins Tower
A Lost Bronte Novel
by Aria Breuer
Eowyn Bloggs is an admirable and caring orphan raised by a predatory and scheming wolf. Eventually she gets a job working as a doctor for the gentle Lord Baggins of Baggins Tower. The unlikely couple rapidly succumb to a magical passion.
On the day of their wedding, a sinister sister escapes from the attic of Baggins Tower and starts a fire. Believing that Lord Baggins is dead, Eowyn flees from the church and wanders the breezy moors for days until she is rescued by a cute painter.
However, although Lord Baggins is blinded by the fire, he still breathes. Without Eowyn he becomes snooty and cold-blooded. He turns to alcohol for comfort. The ghost of the sister from the attic haunts him.
Meanwhile, thinking Lord Baggins is dead, Eowyn accepts a marriage proposal from her saviour, the painter. However, one night she believes she can hear Lord Baggins calling, "Eowyn, where are you? Eowyn come home!" and she returns to Baggins Tower.
On Eowyn's return, she finds Lord Baggins drunk and without sight. Mistaking her for the ghost of the sinister sister, he attacks her with a torch and Eowyn Bloggs dies. As he attends to the body, Lord Baggins realises what he has done. Driven mad with guilt, he hatches a plan to destroy the next generation, but there is no next generation and he dies of consumption two weeks later.
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Praise for The Tenant of Baggins Tower
"One of the most magical romances ever told. It makes you want to rush out and get a job as a Lord's doctor." - The Daily Tale
"I feel more passion when I flush away my daily business than I did reading this book, but The Tenant of Baggins Tower does warn us against the dangers of keeping a sinister sister in the attic." - Enid Kibbler
"I'd rather marry a cute painter than a snooty Lord but each to his own." - Hit the Spoof
"I could do better." - Zob Gloop
Yeah, I don't know why it puts Bloggs for the last name, when the character didn't previously have a last name. Oh well.