22/11/2007 20:43:00

The wonderful next day…

John, Rodney, Amber, and Raine sat in the Mess Hall, talking about how most of the Atlantians had began to fall over Lucius.

"So," John began. "Why haven't you two fallen over him."

Amber and Raine gave John the "You're an Idiot" look. "Because I'm special," Amber said.

"Because of my ultimate hate for Lucius," Raine answered.

"Ah," John said, catching that he was an idiot. "So what are we going to do about it?"

"Shoot him?" Amber suggested, reaching for her gun.

"Too messy," Raine sighed.

"Look at this," Rodney said, turning his tablet towards them. "Footage from the security camera in his quarters."

"What's that?" Amber and John asked as the footage stopped when Lucius began to drink from a small vile.

"I took the liberty of searching his room and found this," Rodney said, tossing John the capped vile.

"Actually I searched, he kept lookout," Raine said.

"Yes, but still," Rodney mumbled softly and continued. "I bet, whatever is in that substance is what is making everyone fall over him."

"It makes sense," Amber pointed out. "Well, break it down to the base and until them, let's all stay away from the creepy bastard."

Raine nodded in acknowledgement. John nodded, before coughing. Rodney sighed and picked up his tablet and left the mess hall, jogging to his lab to start breaking down the liquid substance in the vile.

John got up from his chair and left the mess hall, heading to the gate room to head off world to see if he could collect anymore of the substance. Amber looked at Raine and sighed, "Why doesn't anyone say goodbye when they are planning something evil?"

"Because they are to evil to do so," Raine laughed and got up. "Don't you have to go teach Jeremy how to hoverboard?"

"Oh my god, I totally forgot!" Amber exclaimed, jumping to her feet. "I got permission from Dr. Weir yesterday. It's the perfect excuse to stay away from the demented Lucius."

She darted out of the Mess Hall and down the hall where she, literally, ran into Lucius. "Sorry… wait, no I'm not," Amber said.

Lucius looked at her with that perverted look. "We should go somewhere and talk," he said.

"Um, hell no. I need to get somewhere," Amber said, backing away.

"Says who?" Lucius asked, giving that puppy-dog look, which he is horrible at.

"Dr. Weir, bye-bye!" Amber said, and ran passed him and around the corner. She passed Jeremy, grabbed his arm and pulled him along.

Two hours later…

Dr. Weir and Lucius (ugh) were walking through the corridors of Atlantis, talking about marriage. Dr. Weir stopped talking and watched as Jeremy and Amber walked towards them. Each had a hoverboard in hand and soaking wet.

"I thought I told you to teach him how to hoverboard," Dr. Weir began. "Not go skinny dipping!"

"I did teach him," Amber replied, "until he crashed and pulled me into the FRIKEN COLD WATER!" She looked at him as she said 'fricken cold water'.

Lucius looked up and down the soaking wet, see-through topped, Amber. He smirked, but said nothing when she glared at him.

"You're lucky that Jay… damn it!" Amber said to Jeremy.

"What? Jay what?" he replied.

"Um, you know how I didn't tell my daddy that I was engaged? Well, um, I did tell Jay either. Don't hurt me," Amber said.

Lucius walked over to comfort Amber. "Get away from me you perv," Amber shouted, holding to fingers up in the shape of a cross. After a few minutes, she walked passed Elizabeth and Lucius, down the next hall and into her quarters. She placed the hoverboard in its corner and removed her shirt, and putting on a John Cena pink camouflage shirt.

She took off her pants and put on a pair of black and pink Tripp pants. Her computer made a beeping sound and Amber jumped, "Now my computer is talking to me!"

She sat in her desk chair and looked at the "You Got M-Mail". She looked over her shoulder and the door locked. Cursing under her breath and she typed in her m-mail password. She clicked on her inbox and opened the new message. She read it twice and nearly had a heart attack. The line that gave her a heart attack was: "You'll be shipped back to Earth on July 27th, 2007".

Exiting out of the message and inbox, she closed the laptop and screamed in agony.

John walked by Amber's quarter's door right as she screamed. He went to knock on the door, knowing that it was locked, but pulled his hand back. Did he really want to hear why she screamed? He looked down the corridor as Jeremy ran over.

"You heard it too?" Jeremy asked.

"I can't hear out of my right ear," John replied. "What'd you do?"

"It wasn't me," Jeremy said in his defense.

Raine ran up to them. "What did you two do!?" she asked.

"It wasn't us!" they both said at the same time.

Raine sighed and walked over to the door. Before she would use the "magic" to open the door, she banged on the door shouting, "Amber open the door!"

The door opened as Raine finished her sentence. Amber stood in the doorway, her face tinted red. Raine noticed Amber's computer on and thought to herself, Awe shit.

Before any of them could speak, the siren sounded as the gate began to dial. They all ran to the Gate room. When they entered the Gate Room John shouted at Rodney, "I though I said to remove the Gate crystals!"

"Yeah, but Lucius need us to get something for him off world. And, we got it!" Rodney said, lifting up a bag of what looked like grass.

John turned to Elizabeth who walked up beside Lucius. "I thought I was supposed to be notified and approve of all off-world missions?" John said.

"John, are you feeling alright?" Elizabeth said, after Lucius had made a comment on John's attitude.

Everyone that had gathered looked at John in an angry questionable look. John sighed and said, "It must be this cold. I'm going to lie down and clear my head."

John backed up and left the Gate Room, with Amber and Raine running after him. He looked at them once they were clear of the Gate Room. "Why are you following me?" he asked.

"You think we'd stay with the Lucified idiots?" They said.

"We need to get Carson to stop the 'drug'. We need to nab him," John whispered.

"I agree," Amber mumbled. "I prepare the jumper. We'll take him to the main land."

"I'll create a distraction to keep everyone from the bay. However, you leave me here, I'll dump you in the ocean and kill you, John," Raine said.

"Fine," John and Amber said. Everyone nodded and went their separate ways.

Raine walked down the corridor to an empty room. The door shut behind her and she walked over to the left blank wall. Her hand skimmed the wall and pressed a button. She went over to the opposite wall and pressed another button, which was directly across from the other. Once she pressed the button, a platform rose in the middle of the room. One the platform was a big red button. Now, I know what you all were thinking: EXPLOSION! Just keep reading. Raine turned the button to the right and hesitated before pressing it. She shrugged and looked at the stopped timer: 2:00 minutes it read. Smirking, she pressed the button and the platform disappeared back into the floor and Raine exited the room. She skipped down the hall towards the jumper bay.

John made his way to the infirmary. A stun gun behind his back, the infirmary door opened and he walked over to Carson. He tapped Carson's shoulder and said, "Doc, I really think there is something wrong with me."

"That's the first step, admitting it. See I told you that Lucius was a great man," Carson smiled, as they walked to the area of the infirmary that was empty. "What seems to be the…" John shot him with the stun gun and dragged him to the Jumper Bay.

Amber sat in jumper 3, waiting for Raine, John and the hostage Carson to come. She slid under the dashboard of the Jumper as a marine passed the jumper. Once the marine had gone, the door closet to the Jumper opened and Raine ran over, very quietly. "Cover your ears in about forty-five seconds," she whispered as she ducked under the dashboard as the marine passed the Jumper again.

"How many times is he going to pass the god damn jumper!" Amber exclaimed in a whisper.

"Shh!" Raine snapped as she heard another door open near the Jumper. Footsteps sounded and the sound got louder and louder. The footstep sound ceased and a voice said, "I know you're there!"

Amber and Raine both went to stand up, but hit their heads against the dashboard, for they had forgotten it was there. "OWE!" Amber and Raine shouted as they stood up. The rear hatch shut and John placed Carson in the back passenger seat.

Scowling, Amber said, "Make sure he doesn't fall. I fly the jumper."

"Okay," John hesitantly said.

Amber smiled and sat in the pilot seat as Raine sat in the chair beside her. The jumper bay roof opened and an alarm began to sound. Amber covered her ears and the jumper exited the bay. The jumper dashed away from Atlantis and toward the main land.

"What the hell was that?!" Amber shouted, once the ringing in her ears had stopped.

"I set an alarm off. That was the distraction," Raine replied.

"What does the alarm do?" John asked.

"It deactivates the Zed-PM for a good five minutes," Raine answered, with a smile.

"Seriously!? SWEET!" Amber exclaimed. Carson started to wake up. "What the hell is going on?" he asked.

"Doc, we're taking a trip away from Lucius," John answered.

"But he needs me!" Carson protested.

"No, he needs to be shot," Raine said, turning the chair around.

"I second that!" Amber said, cloaking the jumper so the people in Atlantis could not track them.

"Doc, listen to me. Rodney had started to figure out why Lucius was so irresistible. We need you to figure out an antidote," John said.

"I can't," Carson said, beginning to weep.

"Yes you can, take a look," John said, showing him some data on Rodney's tablet (which he had confiscated).

"It's rubbish!" Carson said, looking away.

Hours later on the Main Land…

"Take me back! Lucius needs me!" Carson wailed as he, John, Amber and Raine sat around a fire in a deserted part on the main land.

"He doesn't need you, Carson! It's the drug, it's messing with your head," John said.

"Stop making Carson cry!" Amber snapped. "He's turning into a captive Rodney!"

"I'll shoot all of you if you don't shut up!" Raine said.

"Sorry," Amber whispered. She turned her head and saw Ronan, Teyla, Rodney, and Jeremy walking towards them. "Shit," she whispered and hid behind a bush.

Ronan went up behind John and pointed his gun at him. John got to his feet. "That's set on stun, right?" he asked.

"Yeah," Ronan answered. John lunged in and Ronan shot him with the gun set on stun.

"What did you do that for!" Rodney said, coming into view. "Great, now we have to carry him all the way to the jumper!"

Amber sulked behind the bush as Jeremy came over. Grabbing her arm, he brought her to her feet and they walked towards the jumper. "Not you too!" Amber moaned.

"Shh," Jeremy said, pulling her behind a tree in the darkness. "I just came along to say, why the hell did you leave me back there with the morons!"

"Well, um… sorry!" Amber stumbled. "Good acting though."

"Come on," Jeremy said and led her back to the jumper that Rodney, Ronan, Teyla and he had taken to find them

Amber could hear Carson asked, "Is Lucius okay!? I've been so worried."

She laughed silently to herself and walked into the Jumper and sat down. Raine sat beside her. They shrugged as the Jumper took off.

Back at Atlantis…

The automatic door opened and Lucius walked over to the holding cell contain John, Raine and Amber. "You are very clever," Lucius said, sitting on a stool beside the Atlantis cell.

"Why Lucius? Why the drug?" John asked approaching him.

"See, I was once a baker and no one really liked me; you know what I mean? So, during my travels, I came across a strange herb and I tried it in my muffins. Everyone then started to like me or hate me less, but it was a start. So I made a serum," Lucius said.

Amber began to snore and Raine elbowed her. "What, it's done?" she asked.

"Shut up!" Raine hissed.

"You have six wives," John replied.

"Sometimes all at once," Lucius said, pervertedly.

Amber shivered, "You know, relationships like that aren't always just about that."

"Well, there's nothing you can do to stop me. But now I leave you, I'm going to get an inoculation!" Lucius said happily. He got up from his stool and left them.

John turned to them. "Can you get us out?" he asked.

"Raine?" Amber said, smirking. Raine nodded and went over to the side and sighed. "I might, but I'm not sure," she said, in her British like accent.

The door opened and Jeremy walked in and opened the cell. "Though I'd leave you?" he asked.

"Nope," Amber smiled, hugging him as she walked out. John nodded in thanks and ran out of the room towards the Jumper Bay.

"Just keeping doing what you're doing," Amber said, kissing his cheek and jogging after John.

Raine stepped out of the holding cell and shrugged. "I don't see the hurry," she mumbled and walked after them.

In the Jumper Bay…

Amber, John, and Raine crouched behind a few metal crates, waiting for Lucius to walk into a Jumper to see if his inoculation had work. As soon as Lucius entered the Bay, Amber and Raine shivered at his pervertedness. Carson went in with him.

He entered the Jumper and John, Amber, and Raine silently went in after him.

"I am ready for take off," Lucius said into his earpiece. Everything went silent and John took out Lucius's earpiece and tossed into the ground. Lucius got out of the pilot seat and Amber sat down. Carson told Lucius that his drug didn't work on him anymore and left the Jumper. He closed the back door and went out of the Jumper Bay.

Down below them, the whole Atlantis staff was standing on a balcony watched Lucius "fly". Rodney said, "Fly Lucius, Fly."

"What?" Lucius said and watched Raine glare at him from the back of the jumper.

"Your people are sick because of the drug you are using," John said.

"Really?" Lucius asked.

"No, we were just making it up," Amber laughed.

"Carson is going to distribute an anitdrug thing to the Atlantis staff and to you people, then we'll bring you home," John said.

"Really? You'd actually bring me home?" Lucius said.

"Once they get the anitdrug," John replied. Lucius sighed and coorperated the rest of his short stay at Atlantis. He was sent home and hopefully never to be seen again.

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