~ AN- Again, this is Niori! No, Erin's here too! Well, here's chapter 11!
This chapter might be just a little crazy, so don't blame us if you choke
from laughing. Don't mind me, I'm a little weird today, Well, enjoy this
chapter, review please. ~
Chapter 11
" Oh my God.. I'm board!" Niori moaned.
" Shut-up Niori!" Carla snapped back.
" No really. I'm so board! Why don't we take the Fellowship out somewhere?"
" Ok... Where?" Carla asked.
" I don't know. we already went to the mall, where else is there to go?"
" How about the public pool?" Carla grinned.
At that moment, Jane walked in. She looked really harassed.
" Hey guys, I need help. Merry and Pippin have gone crazy and gotten into.- Hey, did you say public pool?"
" Yeah," Carla got up, " We decided they need to get out of my house for awhile,"
" Oh yes," Jane squealed, her eyes wide " I am so going to the store right now and buying the sexiest male suits they've got! Bye!" And then Jane ran out the door, leaving Niori and Carla to deal with the crazed Hobbits.
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Two hours later, Jane returned, holding four bags of designer swimming trunks.
" God Jane," Carla's eyes widened " did you buy out the whole God damn store!?"
" No!" Jane said offensively " Only the male section!"
" Where did you get the money?" Niori asked.
" Carla's mom's credit card," Jane shrugged, dropping the bags in front of them.
Carla looked ready to kill Jane, but luckily for Jane, the others walked in.
" Here," Jane gestured to the bags in front of her " Look through these bags and pick out a pair you like."
The Hobbits picked up the bags and walked away with them.
" Oh," Jane added, " I looked, but I couldn't find any with smiley faces for you Legolas."
At the moment, everyone was so happy Legolas didn't have his bow, because he would have killed Jane with it. If looks could kill, Legolas's look at Jane would have made her drop dead.
Finally, after they picked out their suits, everyone piled ino the mini van and Carla's car and headed to the pool.
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Impatiently, the four girls waited outside of the guys changing room.
" Argh! Where could be taking them so long?!" Carla cried, folding her arms.
The four girls, for once, had only taken a few minutes to change into their swim suits.
Erin was wearing a light baby blue full piece suit. Carla had on a black and orange tankini with blue sparkles on the bottom part. Jane was wearing a full piece red bathing suit with white stars all over it. Finally, Niori had on a light purple bikini that tied around her back and the bottoms tied around her hips.
" Oh God!" Niori complained, putting her hands on her hips " Where are they?!"
Within another ten minutes and they still hadn't come out, Carla was starting to threaten.
" If they don't get their asses out here soon, I'll kill them all!"
All of the sudden, from behind them, a voice came.
" Hey, What are you four lovely ladies doing here?"
The four girls turned around to their friend, Derek standing there.
" Hey Derek," Erin said kindly.
" Hey Derek," Jane asked " can you do us a big favor?"
" Sure," Derek replied " What?"
" There's a group of guys in there," Jane jerked her thumb towards the male changing room, " Can you go in and get them for us?"
Derek said he would and disappeared into the changing room. A few seconds later, Derek re appeared, dragging a bunch of little kids who were crying I want my mommy, behind him.
" Ummmm," Jane replied " That's not them,"
" Oh," Derek replied and let the kids go and they took off running.
Derek went back in and a few minutes later, came out with a puzzled look.
" The only other group of guys were these guys," He said and the fellowship finally came out behind Derek.
" There the ones," Erin said.
" What?!" Derek cried " they're like thirty years old!"
" Um, I think they're older than that," Niori said thoughtfully, and Carla elbowed her in the ribs.
Derek looked at the girls, then back to the fellowship, shook his head and walked away without a word.
Finally, the fellowship members could finally be seen by the girls. All of them (Fellowship) had a blush on their faces.
When the girls got good looks at them, suddenly the song " Hot in herre" by Nelly blasted over the speakers.
The whole fellowship had on different colored swimming trunks and no shirts. Niori was staring at Legolas, along with Carla, Jane was eyeing Aragorn and Erin looked at Frodo with a dazed expression.
Suddenly, Jane whispered over to Niori. " Niori, you're drooling!"
Niori jumped and started to rub around her mouth.
" No I'm not!" She said harshly.
Then, Jane burst out laughing and the fellowship tried to figure out what she was laughing at.
Erin gazed at Frodo, who was wearing a nice pair of white swim trunks, Frodo looked so nice, and Erin felt a little left out. All of her friends had put on their sexiest swim suits, and Erin would have wore the nice baby blue bikini, but felt uncomfortable showing much skin, considering she was pregnant.
Frodo, thinking she looked good anyway, came over to kiss her, but Erin pushed him away.
" While we're here, you're my little cousin, not my lover," she explained.
Frodo pouted.
" Sorry Frodo," Erin sighed, " But you're too short! And you look like a little kid!"
There were giggles from behind Erin " Erin, you're going to have to take the Hobbits to the kiddie pool!" Niori taunted.
Now, it was Erin's turn to pout. The four Hobbits moved over and stood in front of Erin, looking up at her with innocent eyes.
~ This is going to be a long day ~ Erin thought.
Erin directed the Hobbits to the little kiddie pool. The four Hobbits got in and started to wade around, splashing each other. Erin took a seat on one of the plastic chairs and relaxed.
" Hey," a voice said, behind Erin.
Erin turned to see Derek standing behind her.
" Hey," Erin said kindly.
" Why are you over here, at the little kid pool?"
" I'm watching my little cousins," Erin lied, pointing to the Hobbits, who were splashing around the pool.
" I see. Well, why don't you get Niori or Jane to watch them, and come have a little dip with me?" Derek asked, wrapping an arm around Erin's waist.
Erin hated anyone touching her but Frodo, and pulled away from Derek. She really liked Derek but she knew that she was with Frodo.
" I...I.." Erin started, she didn't want to hurt Derek's feeling by turning him down.
" Hey! Leave her alone!" Frodo cried angrily from the pool.
Derek looked at Frodo strangely, but said " I'll see you later Erin, tell the others I said see you," He left with Frodo glaring at him until he was out of sight.
Frodo took a seat next to Erin, as if protecting her, and looked at her longingly. Just then, Erin felt the urge to make out with Frodo right then in there, but with great difficulty. Then, from in front of her, she heard Sam's terrified scream.
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~ AN- Well, what did you think? Any good??? Well, just to say something, because I'm board, I'll tell you the colors that the swimming trunks for the guys were. Frodo=White Aragorn=Navy blue, Legolas=Purple, Gimli=black, Boromir=red, Pippin=light blue, Sam= Gold and Merry=Silver. Well, I got to go, see you next chapter! Oh, no more polls, we're taking baby names, the sex, and if it should be more hobbit or human like still! vote ONCE only please! Don't forget to review ~
Chapter 11
" Oh my God.. I'm board!" Niori moaned.
" Shut-up Niori!" Carla snapped back.
" No really. I'm so board! Why don't we take the Fellowship out somewhere?"
" Ok... Where?" Carla asked.
" I don't know. we already went to the mall, where else is there to go?"
" How about the public pool?" Carla grinned.
At that moment, Jane walked in. She looked really harassed.
" Hey guys, I need help. Merry and Pippin have gone crazy and gotten into.- Hey, did you say public pool?"
" Yeah," Carla got up, " We decided they need to get out of my house for awhile,"
" Oh yes," Jane squealed, her eyes wide " I am so going to the store right now and buying the sexiest male suits they've got! Bye!" And then Jane ran out the door, leaving Niori and Carla to deal with the crazed Hobbits.
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Two hours later, Jane returned, holding four bags of designer swimming trunks.
" God Jane," Carla's eyes widened " did you buy out the whole God damn store!?"
" No!" Jane said offensively " Only the male section!"
" Where did you get the money?" Niori asked.
" Carla's mom's credit card," Jane shrugged, dropping the bags in front of them.
Carla looked ready to kill Jane, but luckily for Jane, the others walked in.
" Here," Jane gestured to the bags in front of her " Look through these bags and pick out a pair you like."
The Hobbits picked up the bags and walked away with them.
" Oh," Jane added, " I looked, but I couldn't find any with smiley faces for you Legolas."
At the moment, everyone was so happy Legolas didn't have his bow, because he would have killed Jane with it. If looks could kill, Legolas's look at Jane would have made her drop dead.
Finally, after they picked out their suits, everyone piled ino the mini van and Carla's car and headed to the pool.
~*~**~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~*~***~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~**~*~*~*~
Impatiently, the four girls waited outside of the guys changing room.
" Argh! Where could be taking them so long?!" Carla cried, folding her arms.
The four girls, for once, had only taken a few minutes to change into their swim suits.
Erin was wearing a light baby blue full piece suit. Carla had on a black and orange tankini with blue sparkles on the bottom part. Jane was wearing a full piece red bathing suit with white stars all over it. Finally, Niori had on a light purple bikini that tied around her back and the bottoms tied around her hips.
" Oh God!" Niori complained, putting her hands on her hips " Where are they?!"
Within another ten minutes and they still hadn't come out, Carla was starting to threaten.
" If they don't get their asses out here soon, I'll kill them all!"
All of the sudden, from behind them, a voice came.
" Hey, What are you four lovely ladies doing here?"
The four girls turned around to their friend, Derek standing there.
" Hey Derek," Erin said kindly.
" Hey Derek," Jane asked " can you do us a big favor?"
" Sure," Derek replied " What?"
" There's a group of guys in there," Jane jerked her thumb towards the male changing room, " Can you go in and get them for us?"
Derek said he would and disappeared into the changing room. A few seconds later, Derek re appeared, dragging a bunch of little kids who were crying I want my mommy, behind him.
" Ummmm," Jane replied " That's not them,"
" Oh," Derek replied and let the kids go and they took off running.
Derek went back in and a few minutes later, came out with a puzzled look.
" The only other group of guys were these guys," He said and the fellowship finally came out behind Derek.
" There the ones," Erin said.
" What?!" Derek cried " they're like thirty years old!"
" Um, I think they're older than that," Niori said thoughtfully, and Carla elbowed her in the ribs.
Derek looked at the girls, then back to the fellowship, shook his head and walked away without a word.
Finally, the fellowship members could finally be seen by the girls. All of them (Fellowship) had a blush on their faces.
When the girls got good looks at them, suddenly the song " Hot in herre" by Nelly blasted over the speakers.
The whole fellowship had on different colored swimming trunks and no shirts. Niori was staring at Legolas, along with Carla, Jane was eyeing Aragorn and Erin looked at Frodo with a dazed expression.
Suddenly, Jane whispered over to Niori. " Niori, you're drooling!"
Niori jumped and started to rub around her mouth.
" No I'm not!" She said harshly.
Then, Jane burst out laughing and the fellowship tried to figure out what she was laughing at.
Erin gazed at Frodo, who was wearing a nice pair of white swim trunks, Frodo looked so nice, and Erin felt a little left out. All of her friends had put on their sexiest swim suits, and Erin would have wore the nice baby blue bikini, but felt uncomfortable showing much skin, considering she was pregnant.
Frodo, thinking she looked good anyway, came over to kiss her, but Erin pushed him away.
" While we're here, you're my little cousin, not my lover," she explained.
Frodo pouted.
" Sorry Frodo," Erin sighed, " But you're too short! And you look like a little kid!"
There were giggles from behind Erin " Erin, you're going to have to take the Hobbits to the kiddie pool!" Niori taunted.
Now, it was Erin's turn to pout. The four Hobbits moved over and stood in front of Erin, looking up at her with innocent eyes.
~ This is going to be a long day ~ Erin thought.
Erin directed the Hobbits to the little kiddie pool. The four Hobbits got in and started to wade around, splashing each other. Erin took a seat on one of the plastic chairs and relaxed.
" Hey," a voice said, behind Erin.
Erin turned to see Derek standing behind her.
" Hey," Erin said kindly.
" Why are you over here, at the little kid pool?"
" I'm watching my little cousins," Erin lied, pointing to the Hobbits, who were splashing around the pool.
" I see. Well, why don't you get Niori or Jane to watch them, and come have a little dip with me?" Derek asked, wrapping an arm around Erin's waist.
Erin hated anyone touching her but Frodo, and pulled away from Derek. She really liked Derek but she knew that she was with Frodo.
" I...I.." Erin started, she didn't want to hurt Derek's feeling by turning him down.
" Hey! Leave her alone!" Frodo cried angrily from the pool.
Derek looked at Frodo strangely, but said " I'll see you later Erin, tell the others I said see you," He left with Frodo glaring at him until he was out of sight.
Frodo took a seat next to Erin, as if protecting her, and looked at her longingly. Just then, Erin felt the urge to make out with Frodo right then in there, but with great difficulty. Then, from in front of her, she heard Sam's terrified scream.
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~ AN- Well, what did you think? Any good??? Well, just to say something, because I'm board, I'll tell you the colors that the swimming trunks for the guys were. Frodo=White Aragorn=Navy blue, Legolas=Purple, Gimli=black, Boromir=red, Pippin=light blue, Sam= Gold and Merry=Silver. Well, I got to go, see you next chapter! Oh, no more polls, we're taking baby names, the sex, and if it should be more hobbit or human like still! vote ONCE only please! Don't forget to review ~