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I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity

Real Identity Issues

"What can't a person relieve built up pressure?" Trinity asked innocently.

"As long as it's coming out of your mouth" said Jasmine sending the two girls into a frenzy of laughter.

Trinity was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching as Jiltrëf finished altering her light green tunic. She was adding many little secret pockets for Trinity to conceal her throwing knives and other little secrets.

"There you go Miss, thirty secret pockets" Jiltrëf said as Trinity looked it over.

"Oooeerr, this is sooo cool, thanks a bundle Jacaranda" She said as she slipped behind a changing curtain and got…well…changed.

"So you're really going to challenge Filda" Jiltrëf said waiting patiently fro Trinity to finish changing to see if it needed to be altered anymore.

"Yep and I'm gonna kick her arse too!" Trinity said stepping out from behind the curtain. "It fits great"

"Yes it looks very good" Jiltrëf said nodding in approval before cleaning up her sowing gear while Trinity arranged her weapons.

"Can you see them?" Trinity asked as Jiltrëf shook her head. "Good…well looks like I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm re-re-re-re-ready!" she chanted bouncing up and down on the spot.

"Indeed you are" Jiltrëf laughed as they made their way out of her room and down the hallway.

"Will you be watching?" Trinity asked as they reached the doorway to the courtyard.

"Yes, where is it?" Jiltrëf asked

"I dunno, are there any training fields or something, hey remember, I don't live here" Trinity laughed as they stood in the courtyard.

"Yes, just behind that line of trees there is a field where the warriors train" Jiltrëf said pointing to the large trees that shadowed half the yard from the rising sun.

"Uh huh, training fields" Trinity said as Jasmine followed by Trelan and Raniean came jogging over. Jasmine stopped within inches of Trinity and saluted.

"Captain, my captain" She chanted as Trinity answered with her own salute.

"At ease my wobbly gooky friend and her two blonde headed followers" Trinity said acknowledging the two elves standing by Jiltrëf "I trust you have come to watch my fight scene" The elves were startled by her words and just nodded in their slightly confused state. "Good then! Let us be off" She said as she started to jog towards the training fields.

Upon arrival she saw a large group of elves, humans, dwarves and hobbits all milling around the edges of the field, no doubt all eager to see the fight between the human and the elf maidens. Filda was no where to be seen though, this didn't worry Trinity in the slightest as she was too busy scoping out her surroundings. There where two horses tied to a railing on one side, one looked calm and collected and the other was tugging harshly at the rope and trying to kick out at nearby people. Down one end of the field there were five archery targets and up the other end there was a little shelter where the archery gear was stored. There were four paths leading out of the field, two were paved and lead back into the village but two were dirt and lead into the woodland that surrounded Rivendell. Trinity stopped looking around and felt many people looking at her, she looked up and found that most of the occupants were watching her, she gave them all a heartfelt wave, and even though less than half responded, she didn't care, she turned to Jasmine.

"Small sparring session?" she asked as Jasmine nodded.

They moved over to the centre right of the field and started to spar, just slowly to warm up. Trinity would pull her punches before they landed and so would Jasmine although a little kick in the butt happened here or there. After a slow round of sparring they started to get faster and faster, but not so fast that they would give a good idea of how fast they could move there had to remain some secrecy about them. A few minutes later, they finished and Trinity stretched down, letting her muscles stretch so she could gain their full potential, she had a feeling she might need it.

"So what is gonna be in this contest?" Jasmine asked as Trinity stretched.

"Dunno, I let the beast pick" Trinity said as she jumped up and down shaking her arms and legs.

"Do you think that was smart?" Jasmine asked as Trinity stopped and grabbed her shoulders.

"What, don't you think I can win?"

"I never said that" Jasmine countered as Trinity lightly slapped her cheeks "Hey!"

"Look, you know very well I can do this, so don't worry. Just go and sit with your boyfriend and enjoy the show" Trinity said as she walked into the middle of the field to await Filda.

"He's not my boyfriend" Jasmine yelled after her. Trinity merely made a rude gesture behind her back at her friend. "I'll cut that off!"

"I'd like to see you try" Trinity yelled as she looked back at Jasmine who also made the gesture before rejoining Trelan, Raniean and Jiltrëf. Trinity sighed and looked around, many people were looking at her now and they were all awaiting the arrival of Filda. And then, like a wolf, she appeared from one of the dirt tracks. 'Odd' Trinity thought 'Best be careful on those tracks then'. She forced a smile as Filda sidled up to her.

"Well looks like you showed up" Filda sneered.

"You're observant" Trinity said calmly and Filda walked around her. The she-elf was easily taller than Trinity, around about six foot, so she looked down at the human with an icy glare.

"So, did you bring it?" Trinity asked, she noticed a vain appear just above Filda's nose and in between her eyebrows.

"Yes I did" Filda said, pretending she knew what she was talking about.

"Oh, Really?" Trinity asked in mock enthusiasm "Where is it?"

Filda looked as though she had sucked a lemon and it took all of Trinity's concentration not to laugh. "Let get this over with, you are boring me"

"Ahh so we do have something in common, because YOU are boring ME too!" Trinity said as she followed Filda over to the two horses.

"The first contest will be horse riding…" Filda announced to the crowd.

"HUZZAH" Jasmine and Trinity hollered causing strange looks to be thrown their ways but they were used to it by now.

"There is a trail that leads through the forest and then back here. It is easy to follow and there are three markers on the trail, once you get them you come back here, though since you are a human it may be harder for you. It is quite simple first one back with the markers wins, do you think you can handle that?" Filda sneered.

"Oh no it is quite to hard and I will be all alone on that big ole' scary trail…"She said in an old female western voice "…offcourse that's fine, I used to do all that kind of stuff in my pony club when I was five."

"What ever you say" Filda said in a bored tone as she untied the horses.

"You know, if I had a face like yours, I'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality!" Trinity said as she took her horse off Filda and moved into the centre of the field. "What's his name?" she asked a near by elf, not trusting Filda a bit.

"His name is Amarth, it means doom. You are very unlucky Milady; he is one of the wildest horses we have had here in centuries" He said as he held the jittery chestnut gelding still so she could mount.

"Figures" Trinity mumbled as she sat softly on the horses back, there was no saddle, which usually wasn't a problem…on her own horse, and after being told about this horse…well lets just say things are going to get interesting.

"Be careful miss, I don't trust Miss Filda much and no doubt she has done something to ruin your chances" The older elf said, well actually he just sounded old, he only looked about thirty, at the most.

"Thanks" Trinity said patting the horse softly on his neck.

"Good luck" He said before walking off.

"Thanks" She said as Amarth shifted quickly underneath her, shying away from a leaf. "Great" Trinity said trying to calm the horse. She was a good horse rider, and she has had her share of troubled horses but not troubled horses from other worlds.

"Are you ready?" Filda said trotting over on her appaloosa mare that was quite well behaved. Amarth lashed out at Filda, nipping her calf. She hollered in pain causing him to shy again.

"Hey I think I could get to like you Amarth" Trinity laughed as he tossed his head in the air and rolled his eyes looking as the whimpering elf. "Get over it. Are you ready…now?"

Filda sneered and nodded to the elf near the path holding a flag.

"Lets see if this works" Trinity said under her breath as she gripped Amarth with her thighs, lifting ever so slightly and leaning forward, watching in anticipation, she heard a raised voice behind her but all her concentration was on the flag. 3…2…1 and the flag dropped, Trinity dug her heels into the sides of Amarth and he leapt out in a fury of speed. Over taking Filda in a second, but she was catching up and was right on their arse as they entered the path, it was a wide path to start off but Trinity could see that it got narrower up a head.

"Noro Lim Amarth Noro Lim" Trinity said with a smile, she had always wanted to say that, but the horses at home never responded to it they just looked at her strangely then stopped but he did listen and soon a large gap was between her and Filda in a matter of seconds. She risked a glance back at her opponent and saw that she was saying something under her breath with a smile. 'Not good' Trinity thought looking back in front. She looked up in time to see a small scarf hanging from a tree branch 'The first marker' she thought as she reached up, yanking it, and half the branch, off and stuffing it in her pocket, she heard Filda curse but she was having too much fun to notice.

"Who gave her Amarth?" Hollered Elladan they had just witnessed the start of the race and noticed, too late, who Trinity was riding.

"What's wrong?" Jasmine asked the elvan princes were furious and it was quite frightening.

"Amarth, the horse Trinity was riding, is the wildest horse we've seen in centuries, we were sending him to Rohan to see if they could help." Elrohir said in a more calmed tone, he had always been calmer than his brother, he was the younger twin by a few seconds which made Elladan the older twin, duh, and because of this he usually took things more seriously. Although this was a serious matter.

"Oh is that all" Jasmine said as if she was bored, the elves looked at her incredulously.

"Don't you care about your friends well being?" Legolas asked as Jasmine smiled.

"I've seen her do things you wouldn't believe"

'This is great' Trinity thought as she powered through the forest. She had lost Filda a while ago and she was on her way to the second marker but even though everything looked good, something didn't feel right. She knew she was riding a crazy horse and it was like sitting on a ticking time bomb. As though on cue, the bushes that were approaching very quickly rustled and a figure in dark green almost black erupted from the bushes, darting across the path and frightening the shit out of the horse. Amarth slid to a stop and did a wild buck, throwing Trinity into a tree down the path, without a second thought Amarth turned and bolted back down the path possibly heading back to the field. Trinity lay dazed on the ground, trying to gain her bearings as the figure, which had spooked them, bent over her. After checking that she wasn't dean they reached into her pocket and took the first marker from her pocket. She tried to move to stop them but her body wasn't responding, a second later they disappeared. A few minutes later, Trinity was able to stand and after checking that nothing was broken she made her way back to the path to see if maybe Amarth was there. She knew he wouldn't be there so she wasn't really expecting to be nuzzled by a soft muzzle. She opened her hazy eyes and saw a black and brown pinto (think of an Indian's horse in a western movie just without the white) horse standing in front of her. His big brown eyes looking at her softly and his untameable mane fell across his solid neck in a wavy tangled pattern.

"Hello boy, where did you come from?" she slurred patting him softly as he pushed her softly with his nose again. "Hey, hey, careful, I just had a car accident. You're a cutie" She said running a hand along his leg and pinching his nerve, making him lift his hoof up. "You're not shod, are you wild? No you couldn't be, your too sweet to be wild, besides what would a wild horse be doing out here. They are usually in Rohan, isn't that where the horse dudes are?" The horse nickered softly in answer. "Wanna walk with me, I won't try riding you because I don't know if you'll bear a rider" She said as she started walking down the path, unknowingly walking further into the woods instead of back to the fields. The horse trotted up to her and walked next to her.

"You don't have a name do you? Hmm let's make one up, how about Bob?" The horse bumped her with his nose in an obvious answer. "No? Ok how about Murray? No, Silvester? No, Tiny? Well you're not really tiny are you but it could still work…umm…oh if I knew elvish it would be so much easier, when we get back we'll see what we can do, but for now how about Fernando? Scotty? Indy?" The horse nickered softly in reply "Oh so you like Indy huh? Ok you shall be Indy, it's a good name because there are these movies back where I come from about cowboys and Indians and the Indians rode horses that look a lot like you…" Trinity continued her small talk with the newly named Indy as the continued to travel in the big circle that was the race path. A few minutes later she was riding swiftly through the forest having gained the possibly temporary trust of Indy.

The audience waited eagerly for one of the maidens to return, it had been half an hour since they left and anticipation to see how the human would fare with a wild horse was almost unbearable. The elves heard the galloping hooves before anyone else and soon all eyes were watching the paths but it was confusing because the sounds were not coming from the second path but from the first. Suddenly in a fluffy of movement Amarth exploded from the path. A gasp sounded from the audience as they saw the riderless horse rearing and bucking widely in the middle of the field.

"Uh oh" Jasmine said as they watched some elves try and calm the frightened horse. "Someone's gonna be pissed" Suddenly more galloping hooves were heard, but this time on the second path. Moments later Filda came thundering up the path, clasping three silk scarves in her talon like fingers. A cheer rose up although many were still wondering what happened to Trinity.

"Hmm, does that mean she won?" Jasmine asked as the Twins advanced upon the gloating elf-maiden.

"Yes, I suppose it does" Legolas sighed as he watched the twins asking where Trinity was.

"I don't know, one second she was there and then she disappeared, her horse almost ran me down I had to take an alternative path to avoid him. I assume she didn't come back then." Filda said, hiding the glee in her voice well.

"No she did not return" Elladan said through gritted teeth.

"I assumed she was a good rider, she made out as though she was. You surly are not holding me responsible for her losing are you your highness?" Filda asked batting her stubby eyelashes at him.

"It was wrong on you to assign Amarth to her. Not even the top riders of Rivendell can hold him. Even so you did arrive back first and with all of the markers…" Elrohir said, disappointed he had to award her the winner. "I, Elrohir son of Elrond declare Filda daughter of Goroth winner of the first round" cheers arose but stopped suddenly as a soft clopping noise arose. Everyone looked to the path to find Trinity come trotting through on Indy.

"Trinity?" Elladan and Elrohir asked at the same time as she smiled.

"Am I late?" She asked dismounting from Indy and walking over to them, Indy following her.

"What happened? Where did he come from?" they asked again at the same time.

"Dunno and dunno, he found me after crazy horse threw me into tree. It Seems Amarth doesn't like mysterious figures bolting out in front of him from the bushes." Trinity said throwing an evil glance at Filda, who just ignored it and dismounted from her horse unfortunately for her, she dismounted right in front of Indy who swiftly nipped her butt causing her to yelp in pain.

"Your horse bit me in the butt" She said pointing at Trinity who smiled innocently.

"Is that so ey? Well your creepy friends caused my other horse to throw me into a tree, get almost knocked unconscious, have my marker stolen, wake up with a pretty bad cut across my arm, which has actually healed quite quickly, so I'm happy about that." Trinity said as Filda huffed.

"You can't prove I did that" Filda huffed.

"No but I can kick ya butt in every other round and then give you the worst haircut imaginable" Trinity said with an innocent smile.

"I really doubt…" Filda started but Trinity held her hand up.

"Look, Could you just not breathe? I just wanna get this over and done with" Trinity said leaving Filda speechless and the twins amused behind.

"Ok the next round shall begin in ten minutes" Elladan announced.

Ten minutes later because I couldn't think of anything to write here and I wanna finish the story
"This is the Hand-on-hand combat round" Elrohir announced standing between the two fighters. "Begin when I say" he said before heading back to his position at the top of the field next to the archery shed. They stood the maintaining eye contact for what seemed like years but really it was only three seconds. Elrohir was about to yell out to begin when Jasmine stopped him.

"May I?" She asked he just shrugged and nodded. "Yay I've always wanted to say this…ahem cough …FIGHT"

In what seemed like a blur of movements the two girls launched into their second round. This was what everyone had really come to see, a brute strength and agility test. Who would be the better? Trinity moved to the left, Filda to the right, eluding each others shots, Trinity on the defensive and Filda on the offensive. Whenever Filda threw a shot, Trinity would bounce the throw off with a flick of the wrist.

"They are equally matched" Raniean said in awe "Never before have I seen a human move like that" Jasmine just smiled.

"No Filda is superior; Trinity is not even throwing a punch" Jiltrëf said downheartedly.

"No Trinity is on the defensive, she is letting Filda wear herself out. She's even smiling about it" Legolas said pointing to the smiling features that Trinity wore.

"This seems all too familiar" Jasmine smiled as the elves looked at her confused by her words but she said no more.

Filda started to get tricky now, she was throwing leg movements into the equation and trying to catch Trinity off guard, but Trinity decided to turn the tables, striking out herself and catching the elf off guard, a rare thing to do. Stumbling back, Filda clutched her cheek.

"You know no one likes you" She said trying to use mental warfare.

"No your wrong everybody loves me, and I intend to keep that way." Trinity laughed sidestepping a punch and throwing three of her own, but Filda dodged them nimbly. Filda back stepped quickly putting distance between them, Trinity charged and played right into her little trap, just before Trinity reached her she jumped up and over landing behind the human catching her in a headlock.

"What I wouldn't give to rip your head off this instant" Filda sneered in her ear.

"That's kinda morbid for an elf don'tchya think?" Trinity said as she slipped her right leg between Filda's and knocking Filda's right leg forward toppling them to the ground. Trinity pulled out of her clutches and stood back up only to be knocked down by Filda sweeping her legs out from beneath her. They rolled around on the ground for a moment before Filda pinned Trinity, her evil eyes boring into Trinity's. They all though it was over but before they could applaud Trinity grabbed Filda's arms and pushed up with her legs throwing Filda over her head and onto the ground behind her, then in a quick motion she flung herself backwards and landed exactly as Filda had when she was pinning her before. But before anything else could happen, Filda spat into Trinity's eye causing her to stand up and back away, wiping at her face.

"Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew" Trinity cried as she was momentarily blinded. "That's just gross" Her momentarily blindness was all Filda needed and she stood up and struck out again, catching Trinity in the stomach, as she doubled over Filda clasped her hands and brought them down on Trinity's exposed back, knocking her to the ground. Trinity lay gasping on the ground while Filda kicked her in the stomach over and over again but on the third time Trinity grabbed Filda's foot and rolled over, pulling the deranged she elf to the ground once more, her head connected with a thud, causing many to grimace at the sound. Trinity rolled away and stood up, catching her breath as Filda stood up, still dazed from hitting her head on the ground.

Filda was now in a rage, she was NOT going to be bested by a human. She rushed at Trinity like a raging bull, her nostrils flaring and her eyes were fiery and wild. Trinity notice the change in the elf, as did all others present, and decided to play on this. Every time Filda lashed out Trinity would dance nimbly away, humming under her breath causing Filda to become even more determined to destroy the girl. Finally after what seemed to be hours of this little dance Filda seemed to stop and close her eyes and take a deep breath, she was trying to calm herself but it was too late, Trinity struck and swept out Filda's legs out from underneath her. She fell heavily, her energy had been eaten up by her rage, as she tried to get up Trinity pushed her back down and held her down by the throat with her foot.

"Yield?" Trinity asked looking down at the elf beneath her. After a shaky breath Filda looked up at the now towering girl.

"Never" She hissed as Trinity put more pressure on her throat.

"Really" Trinity said as Elladan's voice ran across the field.

"This is finished, Trinity is the winner"

Trinity let go of Filda and bounced around, chanting 'I won', she even managed a few cartwheels here or there.

"The next round will begin in twenty minutes" Elladan announced as a ripple of chatter sounded throughout the crowd, an elf was bested by a human.

Twenty gobbles later and a pig named fred eating red peppers
"Of all the things it had to be" Trinity murmured as she watched the elf maiden swing her sword around. The next round was sword fighting, something Trinity was not good at, and she realised it, and now that the possessed elf maiden had regain her strength she knew this was gonna be a quick round.

"Ready?" Elrohir asked as they both nodded. "Alright, begin"

The two opponents sized each other up for the third time that day. The kept their eyes on each other's movements, Filda swinging her sword around trying to look cool…trying and Trinity holding her sword in the usual position as they did a complete circle. Filda gave a wicked smile.

"You know, you may have gotten the advantage in that last round…"

"Advantage my arse, I kicked your butt" Trinity said, amazed at the way the elf was looking at things.

"Say whatever you will, but by the end of this, I will have the power." She gave an evil chuckle.

"Fine Chucky, say whatever you want to make yourself feel good" Trinity said growing extremely bored with the elf's ego. "On guard…BITCH!"

Trinity knew she shouldn't have as soon as she did but she launched herself straight into the offensive mode. Unfortunately Filda was good, very good; she blocked every blow with perfect accuracy. As Trinity sliced left she was there, when she lunged right she would jump nimbly out of the way and knock the sword away. Trinity upped the pace, making her blows faster and faster in an attempt to get an advantage, but she sucked at wielding a sword. Jasmine had always been the better swordswomen, she had actually trained for it, Trinity traded the sword for her throwing knives and they were her strongest point. Trinity swung low in an attempt to hit Filda's side, but she blocked it again, but this time her arms were the wrong place and she was twisted around Trinity pushed down with more pressure and then slices at her head but Filda had ducked seconds before the blade slice cleanly through the air. Now that she was on the ground Filda lashed out at Trinity's legs, going into the offensive position, but Trinity has jumped cleanly over the top of Filda and was now standing behind the elf as she spun around and lashed out, clean and fast.

"I would so like to hurt you right now." Filda hissed as she sliced the front of Trinity's tunic, just above her belly button.

"As long as you smile." Trinity said with a beaming smile as she pushed Filda back and spinning around in a flurry of movements. Filda scowled and threw her own actions into the fight. They lashed out at each other forcing one another to defend, when Filda lashed out further and caught Trinity on the for head as she tried to get out of the way. Trinity stumbled back and felt the long gash above her left eye; it was going to start bleeding any moment.

"Oh you little BITCH TROLL FROM HELL." Trinity roared as she lashed out, not in fury as Filda would have liked, but in strategic movements and simple techniques all in one. Trinity could feel the blood on her head starting to trickle out of her wound, any moment now it would start to gush out as head wounds usually did. She tried to get at Filda but she was starting to now lose vision in her left eye due to the amount of blood, she tried to blink it away but there was too much. 'Great now I have a bind side' Trinity thought but Filda must have thought the same thing because that's the side she started to attack, and after less then a minute Filda has her sword digging into the side of Trinity's neck.

"ENOUGH!" Elrohir hollered causing Filda to back off as Trinity wiped at her eye in a vain attempt to see. "Filda is the winner"

Trinity sighed as Jasmine and someone else, who was on her blind side, led her away.

"I hate head wounds" Trinity said as Jasmine patted her back.

"Yeah and they seem to be your speciality don't they" she laughed. "Lets get this cleaned up, the next contest is targets"

"Targets?" Trinity asked as she was sat down in a seat and Elladan started to clean her head wound.

"Yep Beelzebub is using a Bow and Arrow, you my dear, can use your knives!" Jasmine said as Trinity let out a 'whoop' in joy only to be scolded by Elladan.

"Sit still or you will be unable to compete any more and I will declare Filda the over all winner" he said as he rubbed an ointment over the wound and places some temporary bandages across the wound.

"You wouldn't" Trinity said.

"Oh I would"

"You'd go to he…" Trinity started but was interrupted by Elrohir.

"The next round is about to begin"

"OHHH Yay, I can use my new knives" Trinity said as she bounced over to where Filda was standing.

"You are going to throw a knife fifty metres?" Filda sneered (does she do anything else…NO)

"Well your alive so anything's possible I guess" Trinity chimed as she awaited the signal.

"This shall be quick and simple. You get for shots, closest to the bullseye wins" Elladan said standing in front of the two. "Filda on Arrows, Trinity on knives. Since Filda won the last round she shall go first. You will fire four arrows at the target as fast as possible, and then Trinity will go and do the same. You may begin…now" He said once he had moved out of the way.

Trinity didn't even see her shoot, her elvan movements were fast and smooth although not quite accurate, and only two of the four hit the bullseye.

"Beat that, human" Filda snapped putting her bow down and watching the human who was judging the targets.

"OK" she said paying absolutely no attention to the huffing noises coming from her direction.

"Trinity…begin" Elladan said dropping his arm to signal the beginning.

Trinity didn't even look like she had knives on her but in a smooth movement she produced two knives from up her sleeves and threw them with great speed and precision that they landed directly in the bullseye. A gasp was heard from the crowd as she produced two more knives also from up her sleeves and threw them with pin point accuracy; these landed either side of the two already in the bullseye.

"Hmm it was alright, I could have done better." Trinity said as Legolas came jogging back from the bullseyes.

"Filda had two bullseyes, Trinity had four" He said as the crowd cheered and gasped in amazement.

"Trinity is the winner" Elladan announced. He waited till the crowd calmed down until he continued to finish speaking. "Due to the tie these two competitors are in, there will be a decider. Any weapon may be used and this will take place after lunch."

The field emptied out until the only one left was Filda who was fuming in anger. She stormed off towards down the woodland path so far that she was actually lost. She felt a peculiar presence and she realised she must have walked out of Rivendell completely. But she still couldn't shake the presence, she spun around looking for its source and upon finding nothing, she used her elvish senses to search it out. She travelled a little further and came across a little cave. She looked inside and saw a dull light, not a fire light but a white one. Suddenly a voice spoke to her.

"The human has humiliated you in your own home, hasn't she?" the calm comforting voice said.

"Who are you?" Filda asked as she stepped closer.

"I am a friend. I want to help you."

"How?" she asked stepping closer.

"Walk into the light and I will show you how I can make your life better" The voice said coaxing her into the light. Suddenly a blinding light flashed and the cave was empty. Filda no where to be seen.

A quite large crowd had gathered to see the decider between the two, but so far only one had shown up, and it had been over half an hour since they had called for the elvan maiden.

"Maybe she realise how great I am and decided to give up" Trinity said as she lay on the grass next to Jasmine.

"Maybe" she said watching as one of the twins walked over.

"Greetings B1 or B2" Trinity said as she looked up at him.

"It is Elladan"

"Ahh, that's nice." She said with a smile.

"It seems Filda has not arrived, nor is she anywhere else" he said squatting down next to them.

"And the problem is?" Jasmine asked as she tried to push him over, but he ended up pushing her over instead.

"The problem is one of the inhabitants of Rivendell is missing. Even Ada cannot feel her presence." He said looking worried.

"Can he feel an evil presence?" Trinity asked innocently as his head shot up.

"What?"

"An evil presence, that might be her and besides that it was a joke" Trinity said "Why?"

"Because Ada did feel an evil presence about two hours ago, just on the boarders of Rivendell"

"Ooohhhh" They said uninterested.

"Does that mean I win?" Trinity asked propping herself up on her elbows.

"If she doesn't show up in another hour, yes, but that also means a search party must be assembled. Do you want to be part of it?" he asked standing back up. The girls shook their heads but smiled.

"If we found her in a ditch…" Trinity started.

"We might just leave her there" Jasmine said as they started to laugh insanely scaring Elladan off.

Needless to say Filda didn't return and Trinity was declared winner, the search party found nothing except for her tracks leading to an old cave and nothing more. There was a funeral and all these mourning things for her, and her family had dinner with the king…or something like that to show that she would be missed. Trinity and Jasmine meanwhile had a little party of their own. The song that was sung that night…
"Ding done the witch is GONE"

Look at THAT about 6,068 god damn words! 8 pages (or 12 which ever way you look at it) I hope that fixes the no update problem? Am I a good girl?

"NO" A chorus sounds behind her…a DRUNKEN chorus.

I am so, you just keep drinking, and I have to tell my readers something that could be considered sad.

"What is it?"

"Are ye dying?"

"Or are you already dead?"

No none of the above…BUT I may not update for a long time…I'm talking long, and if I do update it might be short, but anyway this is because I have the biggest school exams of my life coming up and even though a little pressure has been relieved I'm still under major pressure to get a good UAI (University application doo-higgy) so anyway in conclusion. Very big exams + huge pressure less updates!

But this should be alright until then right! Anyway toodle-OO until our next meeting!

Namarie