Disclaimer I do not own Teen Titans or anything of DC comics.
"Oh shit what the fuck did Robin do?" asked Mimic Me.
"How the hell should I know, last I checked Komi was annihilated to the atomic level!" said Nightshade.
Thump!
Nightshade turned around to find Mimic Me collapsed on the floor. There was a pool of blood forming around her body from an open wound. She was not breathing which caused Nightshade to panic. Nightshade grabbed her body then ran into the infirmary where large maniacal pincers grabbed her and began to operate. Nightshade watched long enough to see a physic bullet removed from the wound. Nightshade ran out the room unable to close the floodgates.
"Is this why the gods abandoned man, because they are fragile and die!" screamed Nightshade.
"No last I checked it was because Beast hunted them down" said a voice.
Nightshade turned around and started screaming. Standing in front of him was Bloodstone who had his arms crossed.
"But your dead!" said Nightshade.
"Well no fucking duh!" said Bloodstone.
"No please don't take Mimic Me, if you need to take someone take me so she can live oh grim reaper!" said Nightshade.
"Oh boo fucking woo, Mimic me is not going to die and I'm not a grim reaper" said Bloodstone.
"Then how are you here?" asked Nightshade.
"I uploaded my mind into the computer long before I died and no worries Amy the hi strung ubercloset lesbian won't die today, though the physic bullet and mutated kryptonite signature did active my Adder program" said Bloodstone.
"The who program?" asked Nightshade.
"The Adder program, by scanning the wound the computer determines the power then searches for a suitable recruit" said Bloodstone.
"So how long does it take?" asked Nightshade.
Ding!
"Is that an easy bake oven?" asked Nightshade.
"It better not be, file open" said Bloodstone.
Name. Alex Bergoson aka Shutter.
Age. 23
Choice. Owl
Gender. Male
Race. Swiss.
Powers. shuts off others powers, Invincibility.
Mental Status. slightly deranged.
Side note. From Owl. "picked for obvious reasons" From Beast. "7"
"7?, What does 7 mean?" asked Nightshade.
"I have no idea, there are 15 files where Beast left a side note of either a letter or a number, when did they turn red?" asked Bloodstone.
"Oh they changed when I marked you guys as dead, I saw it on Fire foots file" said Nightshade.
"I wonder what this has to do with Beast, I'm going to pull up the files" said Bloodstone.
Bloodstone pulled up the files then gathered them up in one spot. Nightshade pulled up the code bar but entering them did nothing so he tired it backwards but the only thing to happen was the incorrect password message. Bloodstone got an idea. He switched over to Beast's file and typed in the code. The screen went blank for a few minutes then Beast Appeared on screen.
"If you are watching this then the near impossible has happened, I'm dead" said Beast.
"Is this a will?" asked Nightshade.
"Oh I really hope not" said Bloodstone.
"To my family I am sorry for failing you, if this is the new Dark Titans then I hope you have succeeded where I failed seeing as if I'm dead my enemy knew how to best me" said Beast.
"Where is he going with this?" asked Nightshade.
"He better have a fucking point" said Bloodstone.
"The truth is gods can die but not forever, every 50 years or something a new potential god is born, if the god they are connected to dies in their life time then they become the new god, I met my successor, a young lady named Toni Frits, she lives on a mistletoe in Wyoming!" laughed Beast.
"I don't get it what's so funny?" asked Bloodstone.
"Mistletoe is the first original weakness of the gods, many gods have come and gone but they all had one weakness, like Superman and Kryptonite" said Nightshade.
"He has three" said Bloodstone.
"The more powerful the god the more weakness" said Nightshade.
"There is one last thing, I need someone to enter the Forever Gardens, climb the tallest tower, grab the Urn located in the middle of the chamber and toss the contents out the window, a list of directions will soon follow" said Beast.
"Ok you get Shutter and Toni, Toni can heal Amy and Shutter well he was picked for a reason, I'll get the urn" said Bloodstone.
"How?" asked Nightshade.
"I can construct stone bodies they can't fight or go far but they can enter the Forever Gardens as the magic in there will keep them active longer" said Bloodstone.
Forever gardens.
Bloodstone walked up the winding staircase. He made sure not to touch the red stones as the instructions told him not to. Soon Bloodstone reached a dor with an evil sad face.
"Why doth the bell toll on life?" asked the door.
"To welcome the babes and guide the departed" said Bloodstone.
"What is the most horrid illusion?" asked the door.
"A pickle jar unopened" said Bloodstone.
"What is the Quantum bipolar screw of a harebrained scheme?" asked the door.
"A crush as old as mold" said Bloodstone.
"You may enter Bloodstone" said the door.
The door swung open to revel the circular room. Sitting on a pedestal was the urn Bloodstone had been sent for. He walked over to it picking it up. Bloodstone started to cry, something he tried so hard not do.
"Beast I'm sorry we failed, you died like a man and I live like a coward" said Bloodstone.
Bloodstone walked over to the window. He opened the jar and watched as a swirling vortex of ash flew out the jar. Bloodstone looked down seeing the inscription on the urn.
For my beloved Hestia
goddess of the Hearth.
2 days later.
Mimic Me awoke with a start. She panicked when she saw Bloodstone.
"Oh gods I'm dead and in hell, why me!" moaned Mimic Me.
"Your not dead" said Nightshade.
"But Bloodstone!" said Mimic Me.
"I'm a downloaded version of my personality" said Bloodstone.
"Who the fuck is this?" asked Mimic Me.
"I'm New B" said Toni.
"Newbie?" asked Mimic Me.
"No New B, I'm the new Beast god" said New B.
"Someone other then freaky girl explain please!" cried Mimic Me,
"Well it goes like this, a god dies or chooses not to be a god any longer, their powers and whatnot will go to the next person born to be a god, Toni is Beast's replacement" said Shutter.
"How do you know this?" asked Mimic Me.
"I read New B's handbook" said Shutter.
"A rule book for what?" asked Bloodstone.
"I don't have any books" said Toni.
Shutter held up a book called How to be a god or goddess, 1021 useful tips, need to know information and 207 useless but still valuable Junk. Co written by Athena, Orunmila,Omoikane, illustrated by Xochipilli.
"Uh were that come from?" asked New B.
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you" said Shutter.
"I'm a reincarnated Beast god" said Toni.
"Mutant fungus" said Nightshade.
"I'm on period so I have six arms" said Mimic Me.
"Uploaded brainwaves from a body of stone" said Bloodstone.
"I found it floating over the toilet" said Shutter.
"Ok I don't believe" said Mimic Me.
"I do I recently found out Beast loved Hestia" said Bloodstone.
"I've seen freak shit done by god magic, toilet floating books are a minor thing" said Nightshade.
"You guys need one more member, this is meant to be a team of 5" said Bloodstone.
Ding Dong!
"Oh good the door bell works" said Bloodstone.
"Hold on, you already knew this?" asked Nightshade.
"Well yeah, it's my childhood home" said Bloodstone.
Ding Dong!.
Mimic me walked into the living room and opened the door. Standing there was a large women.
"Um can I help you?" asked Mimic Me.
The others poked their heads around the corner. Bloodstone tried to find her on his data base.
"Yes my name is Rachel Vasernoff, I am hero known as Largits, my powers include turning into a piddle, phasing, mind reading, and minor super speed" said the women.
"Ok found her, she's not on the regular list, she was on our hit squad section" said Bloodstone.
"Why does a Black Op unit need a hit squad?" asked New B.
"It was Beasts idea, he figured since we couldn't leave the shadows why not recruit those who could, our hit squad is responsible for 205 deaths of known public threats , for example Jorgen Buttrubber who slipped in the shower even though it was bone dry, well that was Largits" said Bloostone.
"So you recruited certain individuals who have powers that would be considered accidental deaths" said Shutter.
"Or outlandish we are also responsible for those duck attacks on three dictators and a kidnapper" said Largits.
"So we have 5 people now what?" asked Nightshade.