thank you to everyone how has been reading just a little note. this chapter contains mentions from the show orange is the new black, please no hate if you do not wish to read i will not be offended

Emma and David

Emma: are you sure you are going to be ok by yourself

David: Emma really its fine

Emma: you sure I could come down for an hour to help with the paperwork

David: its fine Em, just go back to sleep

Emma: ill bring you lunch then

David: no Em your mother is doing that you just stay in bed and sleep

Emma: Dad I'm board I want to work.

David: you were up all night over the toilet.

Emma: fine, just tell me how much paperwork have you done

David: more than half, happy now,

Emma: half, not ok you should have it all done

David: Emma, you have been distracting me by texting me for the last ten minutes

Emma: fine but when I come in I don't want any on my desk

David: you're not coming in because you can't leave the house.

Emma: yea, well watch me

Emma: really?

David: guess who called Regina while you were asleep this morning.

Emma: to keep me trapped, trapped, trapped like an animal.

David: you have been watching that show again, haven't you

Emma: to know what show im talking about that means you've seen it to

David: don't tell Snow, and was that really what prison was like

Emma: not that I know, did you forget that I spent most of my time pregnant

David: right and the few months after?

Emma; really dad, you're asking me if I went all Alex and Piper?

David: oh god no, not the convo I wanted to have

Emma: where are you up to

David: almost finished season 2

Emma: just started season 2 maybe we should watch season 3 together

David: your watching it now, aren't you

Emma: yep

David: well don't start season three without me.

Emma: shouldn't you be working

David: well texting you isn't getting it done.

Snow and Regina

Snow: Regina can you get Emma some lunch

Regina: why can you or David do it

Snow: David is stuck at the station and I have class

Regina: nice

Snow: im teaching all day I can't just leave

Regina: fine, and omg you will never guess what Robin did last night

Snow: omg what

Regina: you know the song "all bout that bass"

Snow: yea

Regina: he started dancing to it and singing it differently

Snow: how differently

Regina: im all about that mills

Regina: about that mills

Regina: not Marion

Snow: omg he must really have moved on from Zelena

Regina: yea, what does Emma want for lunch.

Snow: just go to granny's ad ask for Emma's usual

Regina: ok then

Snow: oh and Regina when you see her she may be watching a show you might not approve of

Regina: what kind of show is she watching.

Snow: its got a lot of girl and girl contact. Just to warn you

Regina: you talking about Orange is the new black?

Snow: you watch that show

Regina: when im alone

Snow: I watch it to. Don't tell David or Emma, but I know Em watches it

Regina: its fine maybe the three of us could watch it together one night

Snow: I don't want Em to know I watch it.

Regina: why she already knows I watch it

Snow: how bout tomorrow night. Il get David to watch Neil, and we can say that Emma is staying at Hooks but she will be with us

Regina: sounds like a plan

Snow: sounds like a break out.

Regina: the bandit in you is strong it is.

Snow: really Star wars now

Regina: Henry watched it

Snow: I know, so does Emma

Regina: that girl will watch anything

Snow and Regina (Henry)

Snow: mom can you come and get me please im at the toll bridge

Regina: snow since when do you call me your mother

Snow: sorry mom its Henry my phone died and I have grandmas phone

Regina: wheres your phone

Snow: on the charger, in my room

Regina: ok Henry ill come and get you