Szayel,
Way to start with the insults. And who cares if you are higher ranked than me? I'm still your big brother and as such I want you to be nice to me and show me around your awesome batchrler pad! You even have a bar. Does Gin visit you often? That would be like so cool!
Yeah, I said your tattoo is on your butt. I always knew you were perverted. Or is it somewhere else, worse?
I swear we had cosions and no, I never ate them... I don't think. Anyhow, can you just let me in?! I'm freezing out here in the dessert! Have mercy!
- Yyfordt
P.s. What is a eneigma?