"Nessie-Ness-McNess-Nesserpants!" Alice sang as she sat at our lunch table.

"What happened to calling me 'May'?" I laughed as Jacob sat down too.

"I don't know. This boy rubbed off on me." She stuck her tongue out at Jake. He just laughed and took a bite of his apple.

"So what're you guys up to tonight?" Alice asked, opening her milk.

"Studying as usual." I stated.

"Probably going home and eating more." Jacob responded.

"You're a freaking pig." Alice mumbled. "But do you guys wanna go to the mall?" She chirped. Jacob made a disgusted face earning a slap on the arm by Alice.

"Sure, I'd love to. I'm sick of my parents." I answered.

"I guess I might as well..." Jacob sighed.

"Yay! So do you guys just wanna go straight to my house after school?" She clapped her hands together in excitement.

"Yeah, sure." I took a bite out of my pizza. Jacob nodded in agreement and our plans were set.

"Jake! That girl over there is checking you out." Alice whispered just loud enough for us three to hear. Me and Jake looked over our shoulders to see a voluptuous blond staring at him. When she saw him looking she winked and I saw Jacob blush. I felt my cheeks fill with heat, but out of anger, not embarrassment. Wait, why the hell do I care if a girl checks him out? We both turned around and Jacob said simply "She's pretty."

"She wants you, Jake. I could so get her to ask you out. All I have to say is that you're into her." Alice suggested.

"I don't know, she's not my type..." I saw him glance at me out of the corner of his eye.

"Are you sure, Jake?" She wagged her eyebrows.

"Yeah, I'm sure." He said. I ran my fingers through my hair and sighed.

"Well, she's coming over here anyway." Alice nodded toward the girl advancing in our direction. He let out a groan and put his head in his hands.

"Hey." Her voice rang out. I looked at Jake and saw slight disgust on his face.

"Hi." He sighed trying to fake a smile. I let out a sigh and made a desision quickly.

"Look, can you get your eyes off my boyfriend." I said as bitchily as possibly.

"What?" She asked. I could see Jacob's face fill with both surprise and graditude.

"Yeah. So move your ass and hit on someone else, kay?" I said, grabbing Jacob's hand.

"Oh yeah, like he'd want to go out with someone like you!" She yelled.

"Really, cause I'm pretty sure she's my girlfriend and you aren't.." Jacob defended.

"Whatever!" She flipped her hair and stormed off toward two other girls standing near by.

"Thanks, Ness." Jacob smiled at me.

"No problem." I sighed, smiling at him.

"You didn't have to do that."

"Yeah, but she wouldn't have left you alone if I hadn't."

"Thank you so much." He hugged me quickly.

We left the mall soon after that and headed back to Alice's house.

"Hi guys!" Esme called when we walked through the door. We got sandwiches from the kitchen and went upstairs to Alice's room.

"Mkay, I hate school." Alice whined.

"You can always drop out and be a stripper."Jake suggested, getting a book thrown at his head and the finger from Alice.

"I hate you sometimes." Alice laughed.

Mkay, so I know I suck and stuff and it's been a long time since I've updated, but I have no excuse... just me being lazy /:

Hope you like it. It's short and probably sucky, but it's the best I can do at the moment. My best friend left for college this morning, so I'm upset, so just be glad I didn't write about someone being killed :P

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