...Man, there's so much going on, that I'm not going to bother naming this chapter.
Chapter 10: So Much Crap Happening
The center of the dimension is a special place. It is a place filled with great energy and and power. The energy forms pathways throughout the entire dimension, allowing the beings there to travel everywhere freely. Who are the beings there? The Subspace Emissary.
The Subspace Emissary are a group of odd creatures that's formed by the energies in the center of the dimension. The leader of the Subspace Emissary is Master Hand. Ruling with him was his stronger yet more insane brother Crazy Hand. One day, they were bored so they watched beings from different universes. They were astonished, seeing mighty heroes roam countrysides and planets and powerful villains rule over vast armies. They then thought, what if they got together and fought? So Master Hand and Crazy Hand used their power to create a castle, where they gathered the greatest heroes and villains to fight against each other. And thus, all was good.
But one day, a member of the Subspace Emissary, Tabuu, decided to rise up against Master Hand and Crazy Hand. He believed that the Subspace Emissary had the power to conquer the entire dimension, but was frustrated that they just use their power to watch people beat the crap out of each other. Leading vast amounts of people, they enslaved Master Hand and scared off Crazy Hand, ready to take over everything. They didn't count on the Smashers, the name of the fighters Master Hand had chosen, to fight against Tabuu's rebellion. Eventually, they succeeded, along with brand new members that they recruited during their adventure. But it was at a cost. All of the ROBs had been destroyed, leaving the Smasher ROB as the only one left. Master Hand's energy had been drained by Tabuu, leaving him in a near-dead state. Crazy Hand appointed the Ancient Minister (aka, Smasher ROB) to run the Brawl tournament, since robots are awesome. While the tournament continued on, Crazy Hand brought Master Hand back to the center of the dimension, where he would soon recover...
"HEY BROOOO! Guess what guess what guess what-" yelled Crazy Hand, bursting in on Master Hand. The situation was rather silly: a giant hand was bursting through hospital doors to see a giant hand inside bed who was being cared for by a bunch of weird creatures. A Primid wearing a doctor's coat cleared his voice.
"Mr. Crazy, what have I said about running in, screaming?" asked the doctor, who we shall call Doc Prime just 'cause.
"I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE QUESTION!" yelled Crazy Hand.
"You're still screaming." pointed out Doc Prime.
"NO I AM NOT YOU ARE THE WORST LIAR EVER!" yelled Crazy Hand hypocritically. Master Hand coughed and everyone turned to him.
"Let's not waste time with nonsense... cough... why are you here Crazy?" asked Master Hand.
"Oh yeah! Recently, I've been handing out secrets to people!" said Crazy Hand. Doc Prime freaked out.
"People? Searching for our secrets? Oh god oh god alert the army!" screamed Doc Prime. Master Hand narrowed his eyes... wait no. Um... what do hands look like when they give a matter-of-fact look?
"We don't have an army anymore." said Master Hand. Indeed, most of the Subspace army had been butchered by the Smashers in their war against Tabuu. He turned to Crazy. "It must be the Smashers. They would have found out eventually... Considering how competitive and curious they are, they may be searching for the secrets as we speak."
"Oooh! Should we give them a prize?" asked Crazy.
"We could grant them unlimited power." suggested Doc Prime.
"Too big. We don't want someone going mad with power and taking over everything. Perhaps we could open wormholes for the Smashers as an award. The Smashers have gotten used to each other and giving them the ability to see each other would be a nice gift. It's much more reliable than plot holes." said Master. "Brother, start a list of things we could give to the Smashers."
"I know! We could throw them a party, give them time-traveling dinosaurs... Oh yeah, and a giant interstellar demon is searching for the secrets too, but I'm probably wrong. Bye!" said Crazy Hand. He left the hospital, listing more absurd gifts in his head. Master Hand and Doc Prime just stared at the door.
"...Did he just say that an interstellar demon is searching for the secrets?" asked the giant hand.
"I think so." said the doctor. And just like that, the worrisome doctor fainted. Master Hand flexed his fingers nervously. If this demon is real, he may be trying to take over the entire dimension. It'll be the Subspace invasion all over again. Then again, there are heroes in every world, ready to stop evil at all costs. He trusts the Smashers to stop the demon.
...Hopefully Crazy was just being, well, crazy as usual.
Meta Knight woke up, rubbing his eyes. He groggily looked around the space shuttle, searching for what he needed: coffee and breakfast. He stumbled over to a small kitchen/dining room area, seeing that a cup of coffee and a slice of apple pie had been prepared for him; how kind of the others. He sat down, sipping the coffee and prepared to take the first bite of his pie... when he realized something was wrong: his mask wasn't on. He looked around wildly when he heard Pikachu laughing.
"Looking for this?" snickered Pikachu, holding Meta Knight's mask. Right next to him, Fox, who was piloting the ship, laughed as well.
"You look so adorable without your mask Meta!" laughed Fox. Meta Knight scowled, grabbing his sword...
One small battle later, Meta Knight had his mask on and was eating again, while Fox and Pikachu suffered from cuts and scratches on their bodies.
"Nice apple pie Pikachu." said Meta Knight, acted as if he had not attacked his cohorts.
"Uhh.. You're welcome.." said Pikachu, who was still in a daze. "Where are we going Fox?"
"I don't know. Just letting destiny happen." said Fox.
"...Are you even piloting the ship?"
"Nope. I'm just leaving my foot on the throttle."
"Give me the wheel Fox." said Meta Knight. He pushed aside Fox and began to actually make the shuttle move in a different direction rather than straight ahead.
"But what about destiny?" asked Fox.
"You can't rely on destiny all the time Fox."
"But... you said... You... YOU'RE A LIAR!"
"Fox-"
"LIAR LIAR PLANTS FOR HIRE!" yelled Fox. Pikachu sighed as Fox continued to accuse Meta Knight of being a liar. He looked out of the shuttle's windows. Clearly they were in the Sparrow Asteroid Belt in the Animal Crossing universe. Pikachu widened his eyes. How did he know that? Was it from the knowledge Crazy Hand gave him? He closed his eyes...
An asteroid that's cut in half... down one of the craters... a portal...
Pikachu opened his eyes and looked out the window again. This time, he saw a notable asteroid: an asteroid that had been cut in half. He ran over to Meta Knight, pointing out the asteroid to him.
"Quick! Fly over there!" shouted Pikachu.
"Pikachu, I know that meteor is peculiar looking, but I see no reason to go there." said Meta Knight.
"Seriously! Go over there!" shouted Pikachu.
"Look Pikachu, I know you're surrounded by a bunch of flying and space experts, but that doesn't mean you have to be one too..." said Fox.
"LISTEN TO ME ALRIGHT!" yelled Pikachu.
"Very well..." said Meta Knight. He turned the shuttle toward the asteroid. Other than it being in half, there seemed to be nothing else noteworthy. Pikachu recognized one of the craters as the one in his vision and pointed at it as well. Meta Knight rolled his eyes and piloted the shuttle inside. For a short time, this seemed like a pointless waste of time, until they found a huge glowing hole. "What the?" He turned to Pikachu, "How did you know about this?"
"I guess it was from the secret Crazy Hand taught me." shrugged the small Pokemon.
"Oh my god! Learning can help you! Who knew?" said Fox.
"Yeah... Okay! Bring the shuttle through!" shouted Pikachu.
"Okay." Meta Knight brought the ship into the portal. "By the way, where does this lead?"
"I have no effing idea." said Pikachu. Before anyone could yell at him, the ship went through the portal, bringing them to who know's where.
At Mario's house, the heroes, the children, and the villain sat down together, watching tv.
Well, they would if they could decide what to watch.
"I want to-a see Tayce. T's Cooking Show-a!" yelled Luigi, diving for the remote. Popo tackled the green plumber as Nana pried the remote out of his hands.
"Ha! We're watching Magikoopas of Waverly Place!" said the pink ice climber. Before she could change the channel, Mario yoinked it out of her hands.
"CSI: Mushroom Kingdom is-a on!" shouted Mario. He was then strong-punched by Ganondorf into the next room and the villain grabbed the remote, which had been spinning in the air due to it's holder getting punched to elsewhere. Somehow. It's cartoon physics people.
"We are watching Rougeport Shore, and that's final!" yelled Ganondorf.
Things began spiraling downhill from there. The Ice Climbers jumped up to meet up with Ganondorf's head and smashed his face in. Luigi took advantage of the situation and stuggled against Ganondorf to grab the remote from his hands. Mario emerged from the kitchen, with pottery on his head and was clearly pissed. He took out a hammer and jumped into battle, yelling. He missed Ganondorf, instead hitting Popo in the head. Before Mario could apologize for that, the male Ice Climber yelled and attacked Mario with his own hammer. While they had a sword duel with hammers, Luigi managed to get the remote in his grasp, but Ganondorf and Nana began strangling him. They knocked him over, causing him to throw the remote... directly into the tv. Everyone stopped fighting to stare at the tv, which no longer displayed a picture but instead a huge crack with a remote in it's center.
"...Whoops." was all Luigi could say. Almost immediately, a Toad ran in.
"MARIO! GREEN GUY! OTHER PEOPLE! SOMETHING HAP-" yelled Toad. He stopped talking when he noticed the odd scene before him: Ganondorf was holding Luigi, his fist ready to punch him in the face while the others had hammers ready to beat Luigi like a pinata. "Uh... Maybe this isn't the best time." Everyone stopped their attempt to murder Luigi to listen to the Toad.
"Sorry you had-a to see that-a. What's the problem Toad?" asked Mario.
"A weird ship was flying across the sky earlier!" said the small mushroom headed freak. "Er.. I take offense to that." Oh sorry, small mushroom headed midget.
"Ooh! Is this-a another Mario Galaxy adventure?" said Luigi.
"Can we be in it?" asked Popo.
"Since Bowser isn't here, can I be the villain?" asked Ganondorf.
"Yeah! It will be fun-a for everyone!" cheered Mario. Everyone then made a group high-five. I'm not sure how that could happen, but it did.
"Guys! This isn't another space adventure!" yelled Toad. Everyone then let out a groan of disappointment, "Just investigate it!"
"How come we always end up crashng?" asked Pikachu.
"Fate is cruel like that." muttered Meta Knight. They ended up crash-landing in a nice grassy plain, with only minor injuries.
"Oh my god! There's no physics here!" shouted Fox. They turned to what he was facing and saw several blocks floating in the air.
"It looks like we ended up in Mario's universe." said Meta Knight.
"Forget that! If physics is broken, then that means gravity is broken, therefore, I CAN FLY!" yelled Fox. He spread out his arms and jumped up in the air. According to the Mario universes' rule, physics and basic science can be as convoluted as possible. Except falling. Fox jumped high for a second, only to faceplant, disappointed. As Meta Knight and Pikachu began helping Fox up, Mario, Luigi, Ganondorf, and the Ice Climbers hid from behind a pipe. They still have not recognized the trio.
"So.. aliens?" said Ganondorf. He needed to be briefed on many technological feats. Except tv, which they apparently had in his universe. Hey, people had to become stupid somehow, right?
"They're a bunch of monsters from space." said Nana.
"They shoot lasers from their eyes and wants to experiment on your brain!" said Popo.
"...Space?"
"...What's above the sky." said Mario in a deadpanned tone.
"Guys, what do you-a think we should do-a?" asked Luigi.
"We hunt aliens of course!" said both of the Ice Climbers, brandishing both hammers and running toward the presumed aliens. The adults shrugged and followed them, yelling a war cry. Pikachu looked at them, confused.
"Hey, isn't that Mario and the other losers?" said Pikachu.
"It seems so." said Meta Knight. The Ice Climbers came running in first, screaming and running toward Fox. Popo jumped at Fox, but the man dodged it.
"Ha! Guess who got used to being attacked after crash landing places? This gu-" boasted Fox until he was smashed in the head by Nana.
"DIE YOU HORRIBLE CREATURE!" shouted Nana as she pounded her hammer into Fox.
"Nana! Calm down, it's just us!" said Meta Knight, attempting to restrain the girl. The adults stopped running, finally realizing that the aliens weren't aliens, but their fellow Smashers.
"Oh great. More roommates." muttered Ganondorf, who did not enjoy sleeping at Mario's house. Luigi kept singing in his sleep and the Ice Climbers refused to sleep and instead jumped on their beds making loud noises.
"Guys! Oh wait-a..." said Mario. He reached into his overalls and pulled out a sheet of paper. "You-a sent these, right?"
"Yes. We've managed to do decent progress in securing these secrets. I assume you guys went to search for the one in your universe?" said Meta Knight.
"Um..." said the plumber.
"You didn't want to do stuff, did you?" said Pikachu.
"Well, we all-a needed a break after being chased-a by a horrible monster." said Mario.
"I've been having-a nightmares since then..." murmured Luigi.
"That's nice. Shouldn't we be getting the secret or something?" asked Fox, rubbing his head from Nana's assault.
"You're right! Uncle Mario, can we go help save our entire dimension?" asked Popo.
"Yeah! As if there are-a any threats, right-a?" said the red capped plumber. Ganondorf realized what he said and turned to him.
"What about Bowser's army?" he asked.
"Bowser's not here, remember? No one's leading his-a army." pointed out Mario. Gnnondorf made an evil laugh and ran off, while everyone else gave him confused looks, "Where are you-a going?"
"There's a perfectly good army sitting around and no one's taking it! I shall gather my new forces and conquer your land! So screw you people! I don't need to sleep at your house! I am a king, and I deserve a castle!" yelled Ganondorf, flipping the bird as he ran off toward's Bowser's Castle, even though he had no idea where it was. Everyone stared off into the distance until Pikachu piped up.
"...Is this something we should be worried about?"
While Ganondorf ran off to hijack Bowser's Castle, another villain emerged into the world. King Boo stared around his dark and dusty mansion, which was basically his castle. Boos suddenly became visible to greet their king.
"Sir! You've returned!" said Boo 1.
"We were worried sick!" said Boo 2. All of the Boos continued to say stuff until King Boo rose his hand, telling them to be silent.
"Settle down my subjects. We got a new target this time!" said King Boo. All of the Boos cheered.
"What are we going after sir?" said Boo 3.
"I have no idea." said King Boo. All of the Boos stopped chattering.
"...What do you mean you don't know?" said Boo 2.
"Well, all I know is that when you go near it, it makes weird talking sounds and it's somewhere in this universe." said King Boo.
"...You do know how huge this universe is, right?" asked Boo 1.
"Yes, but we have a lot of undead to work with, right?" asked King Boo.
"Actually sir a lot of our forces left. They think that you're not... kingly material." said Boo 3. This created an awkward silence.
"They don't think I'm kingly material? I AM A FRIGGING KING!" yelled King Boo. He pointed at his crown, which is totally not made of plastic. "See this crown? It is the crown of royalty!"
"I know. We're not the one's doubting you sir." said Boo 1.
"Then if you aren't doubting me, I demand you all go and search! NOW!" shouted King Boo. All of the Boos disappeared, going off to search for whatever their king wanted. It was either that or they were deserting him for being terrible. Regardless, the king grinned to himself. "Wow. I sounded like a total badass. ...Well, back to my soaps." The king then flew off to watch the soap operas he had been watching before Giygas rudely interrupted him.
Gannondorf sat down, trying to breathe fresh air. He had been running non-stop for miles, but ultimately, he came to a large castle that was surrounded by volcanos. He looked up at the castle, which had a giant sign that said, "Bowser - Trying to take over the Mushroom Kingdom since 1985." Glad that he finally managed to find the place, he strutted on over to the castle doors, which was guarded by a pair of Dark Koopatrols, which were the strongest and finest of Bowser's minions. They eyed the large nosed man suspiciously.
"I am Gannondorf, King of Evil. I've heard that your glorious leader, Bowser, is gone, so I've come to take over!" said Ganondorf. The Dark Koopatrols whispered to each other and faced Ganondorf.
"Okay, 'new king'. We're going to go break the news to the others and see how they take it." said one of the Dark Koopatrols.
"You do that." said Ganondorf, watching the two Dark Koopatrols retreat into the castle. He smiled. Even people from other universes can recognize his evil. He stood around, waiting for the Koopatrols to come back so he could take the throne. He heard a noise above him and looked up: there was a cannon pointing at him. Before he could say, "Oh crap", the cannon shot a Bullet Bill directly at him, blowing him feet away. Ganondorf continued to run as more and more Bullet Bills are blasted at him. He quickly turned around and punched one Bullet Bill, sending it spiraling directly at the castle, creating a huge crack in it's walls. "Hey! This is no way to treat your king!"
A Hammer Brother appeared on the top of the castle, holding a megaphone, "Like hell you are the king! You may clearly be evil, but we already have a king: Bowser Jr!" Ganondorf widened his eyes; he forgot that Bowser had a son. Actually, there were also six others and a daughter, but they keep going on vacation somewhere.
"You're kidding, right? You put a stupid kid as king, but not me, the Great Ganondorf?" yelled Ganondorf. He jumped behind a rock as another Bullet Bill was launched at him.
"If you want to be king, you have to challenge King Bowser Jr for the throne." announced the Hammer Brother. The castle doors opened up, inviting the villain in. Ganondorf strolled in; defeating a child? How hard could that be?
Mario, Luigi, the Ice Climbers, Meta Knight, Fox, and Pikachu all sat down at a table, thinking of a way to find the secret.
"We could ask one of those Merl-people." pointed out Luigi, referring to the magician like people that appeared in the Paper Mario games. Mario shook his head.
"They all moved to Flipside for some-a reason, and without a magical butterfly leading me-a there, I can't go there again." explained Mario.
"Wait, magical butterfly?" asked Pikachu.
"As if there isn't a butterfly Pokemon already." shot back Mario.
"Touche."
"Mario, you're famous everywhere, right? Perhaps you could enlist your legions of followers to search for the secret." said Meta Knight.
"I dunno. What do you guys-a think?" asked Mario.
"If we do that, it might tip off villains." said Luigi.
"Yeah! We can't have bad guys running around." agreed Popo.
"Dunno." said Fox, who had not been paying attention to the conversation. "How come your tv isn't working?"
"Uncle Fox, it clearly has a crack in it." pointed out Nana.
"I don't believe you!" yelled Fox, who continued to hit the power on button on the remote (which had shards of glass stuck to it). Everyone decided it was best to ignore him and continue the meeting.
"Well, since we can't think of any ideas, it seems that we are in a rut. The only thing to hope for is for Giygas to grace this universe and follow him to the secret." said Meta Knight.
"G-GIYGAS?" screamed Luigi, who did not like the idea of a demon appearing in his universe. The wimpy plumber fainted. They all decided it was best to ignore him too.
"We have to do something!" shouted Nana.
"Yeah. Maybe we can ask some mystical space chick for help." mused Fox. Something clicked in Mario's brain.
"That's-a it!" he shouted.
"...Huh?" said everyone else but Luigi.
"Rosalina! She's a godly diety that watches over-a the stars! If anyone could-a help, it has to be-a her!" said Mario.
"...So... Galaxy adventure?" said Popo.
"Yeah! Galaxy adventure!" cheered Mario. Everyone but Luigi and Pikachu did a group high five.
"Wait, how the hell are we getting into space?" asked Pikachu.
"Well, there are some-a ways..." said Mario.
King Boo sat on his couch, eating popcorn. He was watching an important episode of Survivor: Lavalava Island edition, where Bombette would finally decide between Kooper and Goombario. This had been turned into a cruel choice when the host Kammy Koopa said that the person she doesn't choose will be eliminated. King Boo watched the screen intensely...
"So, who would it be darling?" cackled Kammy.
"Well... the person I choose is..." began Bombette. Then the tv's image flickered to show Ridley. King Boo then let out a mighty scream, which contained every ounce of anger that was within the king's body. His anger and rage would become the greatest rage that has ever happened ever in the Mushroom Kingdom, and he would later be rewarded with the "World's Greatest Rage" award by the Mushroom World Records. Until that moment came to be, King Boo would be pissed as hell.
"WHAT THE HELL RIDLEY? I WAS WATCHING SURVIVOR!" yelled King Boo.
"Ooh, what happened?" asked Ridley.
"That's. What. I. Would like. TO KNOW." said King Boo, every word containing hate. However, Ridley wouldn't take him seriously.
"Oh, sorry to hear that. So, we're throwing a Giygas bomb through a plot hole. Go get it and don't fail like I did!" said Ridley cheerfully. His image left the television screen, revealing the credits. King Boo cried into a pillow, not giving a damn about the Giygas bomb if he couldn't see the thrilling climax to the episode. Where will it end up? Oh, I'll save that for later. Ha, I am such a troll.
On Mario's front lawn, multiple devices has been set up: The Sky Pop, from Super Mario Land sits with Mario sitting in it. A Blue Yoshi (unrelated to the Smasher Yoshi) with a shell in it's mouth is being ridden by Popo and Nana. Lastly, there was a Racoon Leaf left for... um... someone.
"What? Only one?" asked Pikachu.
"Sorry. A lot of Goombas like to-a pretend to be Tanoombas, so they keep buying out-a Raccoon Leaves." explained Mario.
"What about the others?" asked Meta Knight.
"Well, the only other thing capable of flying into-a space that doesn't include building a rocket from-a scratch is the Toad Brigade ship." said Mario. "But those guys are on-a vacaion to Isle Delfino."
"We don't care! We always stick together!" said Fox, hugging Meta Knight and Pikachu. It'd be more heartwarming if it weren't so weird and awkward.
"Um... thanks Fox. Glad you care." said Pikachu awkwardly.
"Wait for me!" screamed a voice from Mario's house. Luigi came running outside and he ran into the Raccoon Leaf. He transformed into Raccoon Luigi and due to the momentum he gathered, he began to fly. ...But since they were in the forest, he ended up hitting his head on a tree branch, knocking himself out cold.
"...We'll take care of him for you." said Meta Knight.
"Good. We'll try to get to-a space, while you guys-a find the Toad Brigade." said Mario. Without any hesitation, he began moving the plane and it moved through the forest, eventually taking off at it's exit. Popo and Nana hits their Yoshi.
"Come on! Yip yip!" said Popo.
"...What do you think this is, Avatar?" was what the blue Yoshi would have said if the shell enabling him to fly wasn't in his mouth. Instead, he rolled his eyes and flew off. The trio waved their friends goodbye before turning to each other.
"Wasn't Isle Delfino that place with the plaza and all?" asked Pikachu.
"Yeah! I can't wait to have a relaxing day at the bea... I mean go to the island and not enjoy anything there and instead go on a tiring adventure!" said Fox.
"Quite. Well then, we must be heading off." said Meta Knight. Together, the trio walked out of the forest and toward Toad Town, where they will soon find out a way to Isle Delfino. Oh yeah, and they forgot about Luigi, but no one likes Luigi anyway.
But enough about them. Let's go back to Ganondorf. The villain was led through the halls of Bowser's Castle, towards the throne room. Ganondorf noticed lots of toys left lying around and great paintings that's been graffiti'd on. The Koopa leading him noticed him looking around.
"In case you're wondering, having a kid as a king had everything go downhill." explained the Koopa.
"And he's still king why?"
"He's more funner than Bowser. ...Ah, here we go. King Bowser Jr awaits." said the Koopa. He pushed open a pair of giant doors, shoving Ganondorf through them. What he saw was rather unimpressive: a kid wearing a bandanna around his mouth sat on top of the throne, playing a DS and eating chips. He noticed that Ganondorf was finally here and threw away the DS and chips away.
"So, how dare you try to take my papa's throne?" asked Bowser Jr.
"Because, he's not here and I'm used to having legions of monsters under my command!" shouted Ganondorf. Thunder rolled outside, making this line epicer than it should be.
"Well then.. You must challenge me, the great King Bowser Jr!" shouted the small king. Ganondorf cracked his fists and lunged at Bowser Jr. "Woah wait! I didn't say fighting challenge! Sheesh, what is wrong with you?"
"Then... what will you challenge me to?" asked Ganondorf.
"It is but of course the greatest challenge in existance! Today, you shall weep and cry as you are beaten by me, Bowser Jr! We shall... have a demolition contest!" shouted Bowser Jr. Ganondorf stared blankly at him.
"...A demolition contest."
"Yep."
"In.. where?"
"This castle."
"...You do realize that there will be no castle for either of us afterword, right?"
"Oh, are you chicken?"
"I am not-"
"CHICKEN CHICKEN! BAWK BAWK BAWK!" taunted Bowser Jr. Ganondorf's eye twitched; being made fun of by a small child? Unacceptable!
"Very well. I see to your challenge." approved Ganondorf.
"Great! We shall start in 3, 2, 1..." counted Bowser Jr. Suddenly, he drew out several Bob-Ombs out of nowhere. "GO!" He then lit up all of the Bob-Ombs and jumped away, blowing up the throne room and sending Ganondorf off his feet. He scowled. He refused to be beaten by a child. He ran, gaining momentum, and then punched, crashing through several walls. Suddenly, the floor above those areas collapsed as minions ran around screaming. Another explosion sounded at another part of the castle as Ganondorf destroyed pillars. This is truly a competition of the century, and will totally not be interrupted by anything.
God damnit. I guess we'll know the results next chapter then. Anyway, Giygas sat on his throne, glad that it's finally day-time, when most of his minions would be awake. Suddenly, Mewtwo and Vaati came in, gasping and wheezing for air.
"We just... got away... raccoon..." wheezed Vaati.
"I have the secret sir." said Mewtwo.
"Oh good." said Giygas. He then did what he had already done to Ashley and Porky; invade Mewtwo's mind, stealing the information directly from his head. He exited his mind, now knowing more than ever. Mewtwo glared at him, rubbing his head.
"You could have warned me first sir." muttered Mewtwo, in clear pain.
"Terribly sorry. Thank you for finding the secret. You guys may take a week off duty as a reward." said Giygas.
"Good. We're going to need it because..." began Mewtwo.
"GRAAH!" screamed something. Vaati turned around and saw Tom Nook. He promptly fainted from shock.
"...How." was all Mewtwo could say.
"Like I said, nobody evades me!" yelled Tom Nook. He frowned. "Except a bunch of squirrels, but you two were easier to follow."
"So, you're that bastard racoon they were talking about. My name is Giygas, future ruler of your dimension. Your skills entreupanor and stealth has certainly caught my eye, so I would like to enlist you in my ranks." said Giygas. Tom Nook shook his head.
"No thanks, I'm good."
"You... what? Did you just say no... to me?" said Giygas. He rose up from his throne. Mewtwo, knowing that things are about to become bloody, ran out, dragging Vaati with him. "Nobody says no to me."
"Well excuse me, but I still have a store to run and two employees that very much owe me money." said Tom Nook. Giygas thought things through a bit.
"Hmm... What if I were to say that I could help franchise your business across the entire dimension?" said Giygas.
"...I'm listening..."
Luigi woke up, and looked around. Where did everybody go? He prepared to get up when something lands near his feet.
"What is this?"
He looked at the small device. It looked sort of like that C4 thing Snake showed him once, except there was a vial of red dust attached to it. Whatever it was, it seemed important. He pocketed it, and realizing that no one's coming back for him, went back into the house, unaware of the danger he had put in his pocket...
To be continued...
Now then, what's your favorite hero and villain so far? Also, what universe should our heroes travel to after going through the Mario universe? I would like to hear from people other than Souldin (I appreciate you man), so please review! Now then, with school coming, updates will become slow again. Not as slow as last time though, but it's certainly the end of my crazy update binge. Now then, questions. Will Crazy Hand stop being so crazy? Will our heroes reach Isle Delfino and join Mario and the Ice Climbers in their search for the wise Rosalina? Who will destroy Bowser's Castle more? Speaking of which, where is Bowser? Where is the ridiculous question I usually put in here? Find out in the next chapter friends!