The Half Nephilim
Darksiders/HP xover Hope you enjoy. I own nothing. Criticism is gold. Silence is silver and flames are my dogs chew toys.
Chapter Eleven: Stupidy astounds us
The four Nephilim found themselves with bags over their heads and in a small room. "Wonderful, in a prison cell...Is that iron?" Harry thought to himself.
Then a thickset hand landed on the back of his shirt and he was flung bodily into the cell gate. "Definitely iron...That's gonna cause a rash."Iron was the one thing that caused an immediate reaction to Nephilim.
"Okay then...Time for you four to answer some questions." A voice said, the bags came off and the four half nephilim came face to face with four people inred robes.
"Who the hell are you four?" Snapped Harry, already pissed off at being stunned in the back before going to combat with Striger.
"Auror Dawlish, these are Aurors Perry, Banks and Brown and we want to ask you some questions." Dawlish said completly filling the cell with the four aurors and Nephilim.
"We've got questions ourselves." Snarked Neville.
"Maybe we can do a trade. We answer one of yours if you answer all of ours."
"How about we take that offer and ram it up your ass. One for one."
Neville grunted as Brown hit him in the face "What was that thing in Hogsmeade?" Dawlish growled
"Your mother?"
Harry barely shook as Perry smacked him in the mouth.
"Your answers are displeasing."
"Your stupidity astounds us."
"What was that thing?" Growled Banks slamming Blaise into the iron bars, Blaise began to writhe as his skin began to itch.
"Straga."
"What is Straga?"
"Strage is as Straga is."
"You're not making any sense Potter. How do we kill Straga?" Growled Dawlish who gestured to Banks to release Blaise.
"And kill the human race before the end of days? Dawlish you're meddling in things that you cannot comprehend. And let me tell you this, Straga and all of these occurences the four of us have been involved in since school started are out of your control, league and definite paygrade. Now if you'll excuse us we have places to be." Retorted Harry the bruise on his face rapidly fading.
"Why did you kidnap us?" Asked Luna.
"We don't answer your questions girl." Replied Perry.
"One for one asswipe...Unless you want to be blacklisted for the pearly gates for a millennia."
"We wanted answers and the four of you will give them to us."
"Are we being charged with anything?"
"Not at this moment...But I'm pretty sure we can make something stick." Mocked Dawlish when the holding cell corridor burst open.
Madame Justice Amelia Bones despised corruption, when the auror holding cells were built they were inscribed with listening runes all of which were all sent to three places, one was the head of justice office, the recording office and one was on the personal files.
Madame Bones heard the words 'Make something stick' she spurred into action, she stormed out of her office and down into the auror cells. "WHAT IN THE NAME OF MERLIN IS GOING IN HERE!"
"Someone's in trouble." Mocked Luna as the aurors quaked in fear.
"These four were at the scene where that..."
"Bullshit. Ma'am my name is Harry Potter, myself and my friends here were in hogsmeade and participated in the defence if you heard of it. The next thing we saw was this big thing by the name of Straga ripping a crater in Hogsmeade and the next thing we know, we are being manhandled by your four wonderful coppers. They wanted answers, granted we may have been a bit tongue in cheek but still they're answers."
Bones nodded "I heard the questions and they did seem reasonable."
"Read up the bible, revelations...That'll give some clarity of what your aurors are flinging you're race into."