AN: omggggggggggggggggggggggg all my #flames i been keepin yu waitinq buht lyke im back guyz! So me and Jayce r still datin and lyk i'm even thinkin he could propose to me soon...cuz like we went to appllebees da other day and he was actin all shady like shit and i was like 'what da hel" so he said i gotta ask u a questin i was like wtf boy stop then he looked like he was abouuta pull sumthin out his pocket and i waS like aw shitt then he got a call from his "mom" andhe was like bbyi gotta go and he just ran off lyyykk he made me pay for our food but wahtevr.

All im sayin is dat ring better be goddam baeutiful/.

Ughh.

I felt lika huricane.

Mah insides where outside.

Mah outsides wer insid.

But i lookkked up into da ski.

And i saw one person i nedded to c right now.

Tobias, da Dauntless king.

I woke up in a dark yellow and red room once aigane. Tobi was at da edge of mah bed, starin at mee. he had a conserned looke on his façe, a forbbinded smirk. He coked an eyebrow wen he saw i was awak. I lookked around da room to reevaluate myself wit my surroundings. Dis...dis was my room, before i left to become dauntless/divergent. i rmmber wakin up like the day i chose to b diverge nt...i almost smelld the scent of my neighbor strumming a devoluted tune on his guitar. as i looked arond da room i saw sum other ppl tere too.

Caleb, Edward, Peter, Tobi. All ,my luvs in one room. dey all stared at meh with looks of luv.

"What da hell!?" i scribbled my voice out, "what da hell r yu guiz doing here...why am i in my old house? da fukkkk?"

Caleb sassed over to me and whispered in my ear "yu were dead flame..you wer dead for one week. idk wtf happnd but you came back to life"

Wtf so i died...but i came back to life...

"WTF HOW AM I ALIVE THEN) AND HOW DID I DIE IN DA FIRST PLACE YOU IMBESELS I NEED ANSWERS NOW!'' all of a sunday, peter zstepped forwarde, taking the stand.

"it was all my fault, lollipop. My time machine went all wacko and malfunctioned in the middle of our jounrey back to the 60s...sugar pie we thot you kicked the bucket for good." daym so like... when went bak it time..it wuz all a dreem? what da helll i need answers now!

"so how da fuk did i get bak to life...HUH HUH!?" caleb took da stand for this one.

"we r connected by the chosen ones power flame, remembr? WE are both the two da prophecy told us...don't you remember?" how cud i forget da words that change my live 5ever?

There shalt be two special beings in the realm of the dauntless. One boy at the age of 16 who faints a lot, and one girl at the age of 16 who had hair that looks like fire. They are the chosen two who will save the world from the evil king of the dauntless who may be sexy but he is evil so make sure you stay AWAY from him.

me and calb were connnected, from da start.

"wen yu died, i felt it" he continued" i fellt da live slowly slithering out of yor body, i saw your last thoughts before yu were gone. A part of MEH died when you died, My beautiful Flame Bullet Winchester"

"okay okay no one cares get on with it pretty boi" Tobias retarted

"so i knew i had to save you...but how, BUT WHY? I pondered this for a while, Flame...buthh...then it hiit me lyk a asteroid from the planet pluto. i had to kill MYSELF! the other prt of the prophecy is...

When one of the Chosen ones shalt die, the other must kill himself in order to complete the death. Then, they both may cum back to life"

"yes...he still has the bloody scar on his chest from where he stabbed himsef" edward sade, his eyes lookkked hungry

" and flame...wen i kil;d mahself...we were 1 bby..we wer 1 person together fr al of wnt to go bak to da dauntless compund..i wntd to stay wit u in da skies buh i knew i had to giv u a chance to live"

tears brimmd mah eyis. i lookkd at mah haunds and there wer scars everywhere. but sumjow...i felt..STRONGER !

i instantlay punched da ground and every1 in da rom wen t flying..tobias gaspd.

"No...shes too strong! I AM DA STRNGEST ONE IN DAUNTLSS NO ONE CAN BEEAT ME!" tobi chargd at meh with all his might and choked mah neck.

"gahrty2q4gqyurjuejnfnjqn" i humblerged out, tryin to say sumthin

caleb fainted.

edward drank sum blod...and peter did the twiste

I. AM. THE. CHOEN. 1. YOu. CANT. WIN. You .HAG! i told tobi in mah dreems.

all of a sunday i thot real hard. i consentrated and gumbered up my face to help mah mind..I PUSHED TOBI AWAY AND HAD HIM INA CHOKE USING MAH TELEKINESES!

"NO. I RULE NOW! YOU MUTHER FUKKA!~!~~~~" and i smshed his hot abs into da wall.

he got up from da ashes wit an evil smirk and da cock of an eyebrow...

"this isnt over...my luv. 3"

i luv him so much right now.

and with his evil grin he ran out the house..back to da dauntuss world.

i woke up caleb just when dat bitch tris walked in.

"GET THE FUK OF MAH BROTHER YOU HAG!" she whimpered.

i coiuldnt deal with this ratchetness rite now so i used my telekineses amnd threw her out of da house and also threw some fireballs at her

i got down into a spitz, whipped my hair three times in a hipster triange and simply saide

"I'm flame bullet winchester, and i'm bak bbaby"

AN: ahhh shittyyy ya i knopw. so tell me wut u think #flames and c u later byeee luvvs uuuuuuuuuuuu