Deer DIEry/
Its BiN A while, haznt it? I totes fergot aBOWt u till 1 found you in da BassMInt. I'm 6teen nao, and my FAMlee has got MUCHO bigger cinse dan!
Anywho, Sum Ting FUNny happind whiwe I was DU$Tin around 2day. A lil red and white butterfly FlU out my NOES when I sneezed! Its been following me AroWND since then, just liek dis stoopid itch on my nose.
Reminds ME of dAT caliper I found so many years go. Think 1ll make this cutie my pet 2!
I going out 2 PLAY with my friends. But b4 dat, I think I'll sneak a sniff of my sw33t napping sister Lori! SHiz using this Nyu FACEshal soap that smells TOTES good!
Mmmm...
Itchy
Tasty