Where am I? Who am I?

Well I seem to be a skeleton, and I am in a prison.

I suppose I died in here. I must have been quite foolish.

This prison belongs to a Keeper.

The Keeper probably defeated me and took me captive.

Was I a hero, or perhaps my allegiance was with another Keeper?

Well I do not remember. Whoever I allied with must think I am dead.

Obviously I was on the wrong side of this fight then.

Keeper, which way to the lair, my allegiance is now yours.

I will not die a second time of that I will make sure.


I have spent a long time with Keeper.

It is a good life.

I get plenty or rest and have indulged my want to train.

Keeper made sure I trained as much as I could.

When next Keeper has need of us I will be there.

Sword and shield in hand I will cut down my foes.

I am being picked up by Keeper, I can hear a fight.

There they are, the enemy. Time to charge.

Wow! Where did the lightning come from?

I did not know I could do that. This is amazing!


After a hard fight I like a good sleep to recuperate.

The fights have been getting harder.

My bones are sore but a good long rest will help.

Wait Keeper, is that a chicken?

Do you see a stomach in this rib cage?

Stop it I –glmmph- ~CHEW~

I hope you are happy Keeper.

The chewed up corpse just fell through my bones.

What did this accomplish?

Another one? You can not be serious.


A bile demon, those fat meat bags.

They should be skinned down a little.

Hah come at me, your poisonous gases do nothing I have no lungs.

I will cut all that extra flesh off your-

Keeper where are you taking me?

Oh another lair, one where I do not have to watch those meat bags.

And another skeleton has joined me; and another.

And another … Keeper sure has a lot of skeletons.

I suddenly feel very insignificant.