Hi guyssss! Here's another one for you. Kinda crack-y.

Pairing: Klaus and Caroline.

Summary: The witch spirits made her fertile, and now Caroline is pregnant with Klaus' - The Original Hybrid - child. They are in love and they rule New Orleans together. But there's one problem... Caroline's emotions are messed-up and she's moody. How will Klaus deal with her? There's no Klayley baby, only Klaroline baby and Kol is pretty much alive.

Raiting: M (because of the language)

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"Good morning, my love." he said to her kissing her forhead gently.

"This morning is not good! This morning is fucked up! And stop with the pet names, damn it."

The conversation was very interesting. Or it wasn't because not even Klaus got the courage to talk to Caroline when she had her moody swings. So, he stayed quiet, took a quick shower and got dressed because he had a kingdom to rule. The love of his life was pregnant, thanks to the spirits who blessed him with a child. She was in her seventh month and she was really... emotional. But Klaus loved Caroline no matter how many times Caroline told him to go and fuck himself. When he was ready to leave, Caroline was still in bed with her arms crossed over her big belly and a scowl on her beautiful face. Klaus smiled at her and he was ready to step out of the room when she said annoyed.

"Are you fucking kidding me!? You're not even going to kiss me? Or do you have another whore to kiss. Maybe Genevieve will volunteer. Or maybe Camille. We all know how desperate this two are for you." Caroline screamed at him.

Klaus sighed. Of course... they were going to have that conversation all over again.

"For the last time sweet-" when she glared at him Klaus said "Caroline. I am not cheating you with Genevieve or Camille. Now... are you going to let me kiss you goodbye or are you going to stab me with a lamp?"

She did it. Once. It wasn't cool at all.

"Just go and leave me the fuck alone. I hate you!" she said. Then Klaus rolled his eyes at her old speech when she told him that she hated him, he turned around and left. But he heard her saying: "Just kidding, baby. I love you, come home early tonight."

Klaus smiled to himself. How he loved the little jealousy scenes and her moody attitude. It made their realtionship more interesting and it kept the flame alive. Besides it was funny. Downstairs he met with Elijah who was waiting for him.

"Ready to go, Niklaus? We have to discuss with the witches. Marcel and the other vampires are already there. They are expecting us."

"Let's go."

"Good morning, Nik." Rebekah and Kol yelled after him.

"Morning! If everything happens with Caroline call me. And be careful with her, she's moody." he said before a book was thrown in his head. On the top of the stairs was a very angry Caroline.

"I am not moody you son of a bitch." she screamed at him.

"I love you too, sweetheart." Klaus smiled amused.

"Oh shut up and go fuck yourself." she moaned.

Elijah and Klaus chuckled before exiting the house.

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The meeting went well. Genevieve being the new leader of the witches of New Orleans promised them that she's going to keep all the witches in control. No one has to die. After all they could share their town with a few witches and a pack of werewolves. Just when they were about to leave, Klaus' phone rang. It was Caroline and that was surprising because she never called him when he was in a meeting. Discussing town problems.

"Yes, my love?" he asked sweetly. He hadn't hear her voice, tho. Just painful sobs that were coming out of her mouth.

"Nik?" she said between sobs.

"Caroline what happened. What's wrong?" he asked worried exchanging looks with Elijah and Marcel. They both were ready to leave.

"I'm going to die if I stake Kol with a dagger?" Caroline continued to cry.

"Well...yes. My love, why do you want to dagger Kol?"

"His an asshole. He said that I'm fat like an elephant and that I'm ugly and you don't love me anymore because I'm fat like an elephant and ugly. When I asked him if he wants to go to buy me some ice-cream because I needed to eat some ice-cream he said that I don't need to gain more weight. That I'm fat enough. He said that you're going to leave me if I gain more weight. Am I fat and ugly?" by the final she started to cry harder and Klaus, Elijah and Marcel were trying hard not to laugh. He heard Kol yelling.

"For God sake you crazy woman I asked you how much ice-cream do you want! I didn't called you fat or ugly and I didn't said that Nik is going to leave you. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

"She's pregnant you idiot! She's emotional." Rebekah said to his brother.

"Well sweet Caroline if this will make you better then the answer is yes. You're fat! I'm out of here."

And to his terror Caroline started to cry harder if that was even possible.

"Did you heard him Nik!? He called me fat! Once Damon said that I'm useless and stupid. He was right."

"Sweetheart, do you want me to go to Mystic Falls and kill Damon for what he said?"

"Yes." she murmured.

"And do you want me to dagger Kol and keep him in a box for a thousand years?"

"Yes!" Caroline giggled. Klaus laughed as well not believeing how easy was for him to make her laugh after she cried her eyes out. Caroline yelled at Kol. "Hey idiot. My boyfriend is coming home and he's going to kick your sorry ass for what he did. Sorry Nik... you were saying?"

"Do you still want ice-cream because I can go and buy you some and then you and I are going to spend the whole day together. Sounds good?"

"Sounds awesome. Hurry up!"

Klaus hung up and turned to look at Elijah and Marcel who were chuckling.

"Gotta go. I think Caroline is going to kill Kol."

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When the night came and it was time for bed Klaus did what he always did. He put his head on Caroline's belly and listened to his child's heartbeat. Promising the world and all the beauties. Caroline ran her finger through his hair and listened to his voice. They spent a wonderful time together. They watched movies, they laughed, kissed and they took a long bath together while eating strawberries and ice-cream.

Klaus finally kissed her belly and whispered to their child goodnight before pulling her into his arms and kissing her deeply.

"I'm sorry." she murmured into his chest.

"For what?" he whispered back.

"For being such a bitch when you do nothing but love me. And I know that I say that I hate you but I don't. I love you. More than anything."

"I know, my love. I love you too."

"And you don't think that I'm fat or ugly?"

"I think that you never were so beautiful as you are now. I will love you no matter what. Now sleep my love. You must be tired."

"I am." she yawned. "Night, Nik."

"Goodnight, my love."

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I was watching a movie with pregnant ladies and I couldn't help myself. Hope you guys liked it. Caroline was a little OOC, I can't picture her swearing this much. But I loved writing this.

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