jessus and satin got 2 be hapi 5ever bc godd wuz inoring them with his new babie plan. sady bad things hapened agaon
"jessus the emo coks are havin a shortedge" satin sed sad "i need more emo cok"
"oh no" jessus sed "i luv eetin frum the emo cok"
"we gotta get da emo soles" satin sed "a millin and 1 isnt enouf 2 giv us as meny emo coks we need"
so thay went up to eart