THE (MIS)ADVENTURES OF DOGGYCARD
THE HOWLING HABIT
DianaPrince31
Disclaimer: I do not own Hellsing
Author's Notes: I am sorry for not uploading as much, real life stuff like a new job, the flu and UTI got in the way. But also working on a One Piece fanfic, an original novel and Hellsing Law and Order, so you have those to look forward to. OK on with the story.
AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
There is was again, it had been going on for almost two hours now and Walter was getting tired of it. He knew that Doggycard was doing this on purpose, just to annoy him. With all this noise it would be a miracle if Walter got any sleep at all . The next morning a extremely tired Walter stumbled about his duties and nearly spilled hot tea on Integra, who also noticed how disheveled the normally tidy butler was.
"Walter, is there something wrong?"
"Yes, but it's not like you're going to do anything" muttered Walter under his breath.
"You're going to have to speak louder, Walter, muttering makes you look senile."
"FINE! IT'S YOUR DAMN BLOODY DOG! HE HOWLED ALL BLOODY NIGHT, I DIDN'T GET AN OUNCE OF SLEEP!"
"Well that was unnecessary, yelling just makes you look demented, Walter".
Walter just slammed the cup of tea on the desk and stormed out.
"A better part of me is telling me not to drink that".
Walter's day did not get better, with him trying to keep up with Doggycard's antics such as knocking things over or flooding the toilet with his toys. This made Walter even more upset and the fact that Integra seemed to overlook her dog's misbehavior irked the butler even more. Walter decided that he would have a talk with her, but first he needed to get some sleep. But that night it was the same thing, Doggycard howled.
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO!
"Sir, you must do something about that damn mutt!" exclaimed Walter. "It's not only me who is suffering! One soldier nearly shot his own foot off!"
Integra sighed; "Fine, if it will get you to stop whining, I'll talk to Alucard".
When Doggycard entered the office, Integra said; "Alucard, you're going to have to stop this incessant howling or Walter won't stop bitching".
"But it's in my nature to howl, Master".
"And it's in my nature to not hear the whining of my butler, so go howl somewhere else, Sir Islands has a lovely garden".
Sir Islands' Mansion
AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOO !
"What the devil is that?!"
Hellsing Manor
The next morning Integra noted the good mood that Walter was in after a good nights rest and smiled at Doggycard.
"You were right Master, Sir Islands does have a nice garden, and since he was so kind to let me use it, I left a thank you gift on his doorstep".
Integra spat out her tea in a fit of laughter.
Chapter End
Author's Notes: Hey guys, I'm still alive and writing. Hope you enjoyed and check out my other fics.