Jess: Hello again ^-^

Fay:olleH!

Jess: It's Disclaimer time! Fay! (I revived Fay with cookies just so all of you who were worried about her know what happened)

Fay: kO! eW t'noD wnO naruO! enoD! :D

Jess: … Does that even count as a disclaimer…? *sighs* We are so gonna get sued…-.-

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Back at the House – 19:00 (7:00)

"Wow…that was some good food!" Fay sighed and flopped on her bed. Jess smiled and nodded. Both of them had returned about half an hour ago. As soon as they got home they ran upstairs to change into baggy T's and cargo shorts. Jess sat down beside Fay and rubbed her full stomach.

"So Fay… When are they coming? I wanna finish that paper. I don't like having it unfinished at this hour…" Jess said, scratching the back of her head.

"I'm sure they'll be here soon. Your such a homework freak." Fay mused, sticking out her tongue. Jess glared and slammed Fay's face with a pillow.

"Nyah! I can't breathe!" Fay yelled flailing around. Jess smirked and took the pillow away. She started to do it again until Charles voice stopped her.

"Girls! Your friends are here! They're waiting in the foyer. I'll go make cookies!" Charles yelled from downstairs.

" 'Kay! Thanks Charles!" Fay yelled while jumping off her bed.

"…Would members of a Ghost Club really like cookies?" Jess asked herself.

"Who knows, probably not. Let Charles do what he wants. C'mon. Let's go save them from the wrath of our father." Fay extended her hand and helped Jess up. They ran down the stairs and skidded into their foyer. Both girls stopped and tried their hardest to hold in their laughter. At least the Host Club listened. Each member stood motionless in the middle of the room, clothed in Nekozawa's old black robes. The hoods made their heads look like they were in a point and the tips covered their eyes. Hunny looked out of place since he was holding Usa-chan. The only sound heard was Charles singing in the kitchen.

"Hey guys…" Jess said with the straightest face possible. She held up one hand in a small wave.

"Y-You can come on up to our room. The paper and American things are up there." Fay stuttered, trying not to let giggles escape her. "You can take those off when you're up their as well."

"Okay! C'mon Takashi! Let's go!" Hunny said happily on Mori's shoulders. Mori nodded and started walking towards the stairs.

"This is definitely the oddest cosplay we've ever done…" Tamaki murmured, holding up one of the baggy sleeves. He followed Mori and Hunny up the stairs.

"I don't know about that…" Haruhi muttered, following Tamaki.

"This robe smells like sock." Hikaru complained following Haruhi, with Kaoru close behind.

"Tell me about it. What's that idiot done in these?" Kaoru replied, sniffing the robe and making a disgusted face.

"Please don't complain. We're here as guests after all." Kyoya demanded following the twins and stopping at the first stair.. He definitely looked the scariest of them all. He was writing down things in that book of his, not really paying any attention to anything else. Fay elbowed Jess and whispered out of ear-shot.

"How much you wanna bet there's porn in that book." Fay giggled.

"Oh. Yeah. I'm sure." Jess rolled her eyes as Fay giggled uncontrollably. Kyoya interrupted their conversation, and pushed up his glasses.

"After you. I doubt those idiots up there could figure out where your room is. They've probably ended up in a bathroom."

"Oh…well..er…" Jess stuttered, not knowing what to say.

"Okay! Come Jess. We don't want them snooping around. They might find things they don't want to." Fay hinted. Jess nodded and followed up the stairs quickly. The last thing they needed was a group of boys to find things they used on their period. Fay and Jess turned the corner and found their door room closed. Jess opened it up to see the Host Club inside.

"What the-!?"

"And so, this must be what the American's sleep in!" Tamaki said, lifting up Jess's oversized sweatshirt and gym pants. Every Host Club member had tossed the robes aside.

"Ack!" She yelled running in red faced and grabbing her sleeping clothes. "Wh-What're you DOING?" She yelled.

"Observing ways of Americans. We never sleep in these." Tamaki replied pointing to Jess's clothes.

"Argh…" She grumbled under her breath and walked over to her drawers. She stuffed the clothes in there and shoved the drawer back in.

"Hey Jess, you guys should really clean up." Hikaru stated.

"Shut up Hikaru." Jess snapped, picking up her clothes. "Where'd Fay go anyway? I'm not cleaning up her clothes."

"Hey wait! How do you know I'm Hikaru!? Maybe I'm Kaoru."

"Your not Kaoru. Kaoru's over by the door. Your Hikaru." Jess sneered.

"How do you know?" He sneered back.

"Twin's intuition." She replied simply, setting herself down on her bed. Hikaru shrugged, a little surprised she'd guessed right, and crawled over to Fay's side of the room. He lifted up one of her shirts and tossed it aside.

"Woah…Geez… Fay's boobs are this big?!" He asked in awe holding up one of Fay's bras. Jess's gasped and started to grab it away from him, but was stopped by the sound of the door opening.

"Hey guys! Sorry it took me so long! I stole some cookies from downsta-" She paused when she was Hikaru holding her bra out in front of him.

"AHHHHHHH!"

"Oh crap…This looks bad." Hikaru gulped.

"AHHHHH! What the hell are you doing?! Pervert!" She yelled, throwing the cookies in his face.

"Nooo!" Hunny yelled diving to the floor. "My cookies!!!"

"Hey wait Fay! Ow. I know this looks-ow- bad but-ow- just let me explain!" Hikaru yelled still holding the bra.

"Give me that!" She said swiping it and glaring at him.

"I-I just thought – it seems like you – I mean- but it looks like you'd wear a smaller size!" Hikaru finished, holding his hands out in protection.

"How DARE you look at me like that!" Fay yelled, her "demon-like" side emerging.

"For shame pervert." Tamaki scoffed.

"Oh yeah, I'M the pervert. What about you!?" Hikaru snapped back.

"Nyehh…" Tamaki whined. "Shaddyaup."

"…S&M King!" Hikaru coughed.

"Ehh…?! Nyeahh!" Tamaki whined and ran over to a random corner to sulk.

"Hikaru really didn't mean anything Fay." Jess and Kaoru said in unison.

"Er…Well…at least I don't think he did." Jess finished shortly after with a blunt look on her face. Fay growled and crawled under her bed covers.

"Hey Tamaki, cheer up." Haruhi walked over to Tamaki and patted his back. "We're guests here after all." She held out one of the cookies Hunny had gave her. Tamaki's eyes lit up as he accepted it.

"Hey Haruhi. Can I have one of those?" Hikaru asked, leaning over Haruhi's shoulder.

"No." She muttered bluntly.

"Hmph." Hikaru crossed his arms and sat on the ground. Fay smirked evilly from under her covers, her eyes seeming to glow from underneath.

"What!?" He asked a bit peeved. Fay said nothing. "God dammit I can't believe you! You're so freaking stubborn!" He yelled blushing a bit. Fay was still silent.

"…Okay…fine…I'm sorry. It won't happen again." He apologized, his eyes averted the opposite direction.

"Hmmm…"

Jess: Alright, again, this chapter is cut off in a bad spot. Sorry T.T It will be continued in the next chapter (Heh Heh…I love the next part XD)

Fay: I feel violated by Hikaru. .

Jess: Deal with it -.- That's what makes this chapter entertaining.

Fay: :O

Jess: It's true.

Fay: *points out at you people reading this* YOU SICK PEOPLE LAUGH AT MY PAIN!?! You sicken me .

Jess: Ha. Ha.

Fay: :O

Jess: R&R so we can all laugh at Fay's pain! :D

Fay: -_______- watch us get like a buttload of reviews…