IMPORTANT, MUST READ: Okay just for a heads up, I decided to change the way I write my story so tell me what you think of the new style (I most likely will be keeping it, unless I get a huge no response), but I won't be changing the other chapters' style (unless I'm asked to!)

MyTwiliLove does not own Naruto, you all know who does...

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'Aw fuck, first that pink slut fucked me up, damn why won't these burns heal?'

"Hidan, it looks like the wounds are going to stay."

"And you, why the fucking hell, do you sound like a fucking dead person?"

"…"

"Hidan, Leader-sama is calling you…"

'Tch, Not again.'

"Now."

"Yeah yeah I know you fucking cash worshipping bitch, you're worse than a whore you know that?" Like this Hidan cursed his way to Leader-sama's room only switching from cussing t pushing the wall of the corridor in his pain and his anger at his pain.

"You'd think that as sadistic as he is he would relish in that kind of pain." Kakuzu commented at Sasori as the small red-haired man only shrugged and walked away to find his idiot partner Deidara.

"Yes, but he did not cause his pain that's why he's mad."

"Oh, Itachi where did you come from anyways since you two didn't come back from the direction of Hidan's posting?"

"We had to follow the witnesses."

"Someone saw you two?"

"Yes and they escaped which is probably why Hidan's getting called for, I should head there too since I'm his partner and all."

'Oh fuck, I was supposed to tell Itachi to go to Leader-sama's office; well it's a good thing that he's so smart.'

"Hidan, Itachi do you realize why you are here?"

"Yes, Leader-sama…"

"You both know the rules for allowing people to see your real forms and those that recognize you as well; your mission is simple, take out the two women. Konan…"

"Yes Pein?"

"Give these two the details on the girls later, alright?"

"Of course, right away, Pein."

Taking that as a dismissal the two men walked out of the office and headed toward the meeting room of the Akatsuki base to wait for Konan's details of their assignment. Said woman walked in after fifteen minutes and all three took their respective seats.

"Well, after your first report I did some research and did some investigating based on your descriptions and found that Hidan's names of the girls were correct. The slim, pink-haired woman is called Saki Kiryu and the tall, indigo-haired one is Hina Shinamori, both of who have been seen as Bordello whores, club entertainers, and the occasional guests of company owners going to a party. Saki also masquerades as the famous actress Shinka, and Hina is the singer of all girl Goth band DaTa. Other than that both girls are speculated to be S-classed shinobi and a part of that organization."

'..the fuck?...good so if I kill the bitch out in the open, no one will care…and I might even get some cash from the bounty…holy shit that dough-grubbing bastard's rubbing off on me!'

"Well then if we want to find them before nightfall we better hurry." This was said with so much boredom that would even put Sasori to shame, obviously Hidan didn't necessarily get a better deal when Frankenstein freak decided to change partners.

'(sigh)…this is gonna be a fucking crappy day…unless I see that feisty gold digger again.'

"Oh I didn't notice how you all had such tragic backgrounds."

"Yes, well we don't like everyone to know our pasts, no?"

"Hana, be more respectful."

"How can I not be sarcastic?"

"Don't bother with her LT, the weirdo just speaks in questions."

"Yeah right, like you're any better? Filthy mutt!"

"Who're you calling mutt, Neko?"

"WHAT did you just CALL ME?"

"Both of you just shut the fucking hell up."

"Sakura, you're not making it better."

"So?"

'All of you please be silent.'

"Did she just speak?"

"No you mongrel, you know she can't."

"No, we don't, why don't you tell us why she can't speak?"

"God Damn it Hana, why the fuck do you always speak in questions, god your way of speaking is as bad as Deidara's."

Somewhere off in the distant land of Suna a certain Akatsuki member seemed to be coming down with something, or not. So as said man opened his bag of sand and the familiar dust that accompanied it came swirling around his face he sneezed/spoke. "Achoo…un" He looked strangely at the sand, he had never sneezed before while opening his bag. As soon as this fact had been made another sneezed graced the explosives maniac with its presence. "…Achoo…un."

"Deidara, are you sick?"

"No…un"

"Well then, it looks like somebody is talking about you behind your back."

"Why would they do that Sasori-danna?" Deidara looked at Sasori with the most interestingly boring, which isn't possible for normal people but Sasori wasn't normal, look that anyone had ever directed his way. Yes Deidara was giving Sasori the innocent puppy-eyes look, or more specifically the puppy eye and mechanical contraption look.

"… (Sweat drop)"

The room was tense as the conversation had stopped after LT punched a hole in the wall in anger. "Okay Hana, stop speaking in questions. Zaia, apologize to Naya for calling her a Neko, and Naya apologize to Zaia for calling her mutt. Sakura stop yelling and cussing, Hinata…don't do anything different you weren't creating a problem. Lastly Moku, if you want to be heard you'll have to speak up."

After this LT gave the three teams their missions for the day, which Sakura and Hinata's was a simple border of the illusion and chakra barrier protected edges of the base, obviously meaning that LT had nothing better to do for the duet that required their special types of skills, however little did the two know that the Akatsuki hound had finally found them and was heading in their direction.

While on patrol, more like watchdog duty, Sakura glared at the dark-haired girl, while Hinata smirked back, the smirk that spoke the famous, taunting words I told you so.

'So what if I didn't make anything better, I was trying to help.' Still Hinata kept smirking, if anything her smirk almost became a ghost of a smile, almost.

Sakura wasn't able to see if the smile bloomed into a full smile seeing as behind Hinata was a large explosion as a part of the barrier rubble was burned away by black flames and suddenly a quite familiar scythe came hurdling past Hinata to head for the pink-haired one. At which Sakura opened a scroll and bit her finger smearing blood on the encrypted seal, releasing her own giant twin black axes with seal markings colored in blood red. Sakura moved as the triple bladed weapon came toward her and instead of letting it be pulled back towards its owner Sakura smashed one of her axes on the connected rope, anchoring the scythe into the floor with the amount of power that was put into the swing.

Suddenly two Akatsuki robes could be seen walking in from the gaping hole in the barrier, which sealed up after the two were inside. The leader of the two girls was watching this upcoming of a battle with great interest.

"LT-sama when you said that you had never seen these two girls fight in a battle and that you wanted a demonstration of their skills, I didn't that this is what you had in mind."

"Come on Zune, where is your sense of spirit? Those two demons can surely handle two meager S-class criminals. If not, then at least we'll be rid of two annoying demons, but I highly doubt that."

"What if they do die, what will we do about the intruders?"

"Simple, kill them."

"(Sigh)…of course…" Zune looked at the battle that was about to occur, hoping that the girls would be the victors or at least come in even power with the other two standing figures and looking at the demonic smile gracing LT-sama's face, the woman only wished harder.

There it is, sorry I haven't updated, I got so caught up in life and my Inuyasha fanfic, that I almost forgot this one! Well see you all next time. toodles

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